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2008

27

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

I didn’t end up drinking last night because I drank all day and I thought my heart was going to explode, so instead I snuck out for some late night shitty food near a stripclub. I like to go there at shift change, just to see the strippers in their everyday clothes order food. It’s like knowing the behavior of a stripper outside the club like being part of their everyday life while they eat disgustingness emotionally after being grabbed by disgustingness and treated like disgustingness all night and that pain makes paying them to grab their tits next week for 10 dollars more fun.

While at the shitty restaurant, I met a group of 18 year old lesbians who aren’t lesbians yet, they are just sexually charged teenagers who talk about pussy more than I do and they had just left the stripclub that they went to for the first time and they were horny as fuck and grabbing at each other, despite having never actually fooled around before. I was trying to convince them that all girls are bisexual and that they should just finger themselves together and let me watch and that’s when I realized that cute 18 year old bi-curious chicks who get food after going to the stripclub for the first time is a lot sexier to creep on than a broken down 30 year old stripper who looks like death and smells like hand sanitizer in her cheesy everyday clothes eating pancakes after a night of hard work.

Either way, they didn’t let me watch them masturbate together, but if the night ended in a slumber party in their parent’s basement, I can almost guarantee that it went down and not being an 18 year old dude to get in on that is depressing but not as depressing as Sundays are. So here’s the latest from the forum to entertain yourself on a lazy sunday.

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Pre-Release Tom Petty
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My Morning Jacket – Evil Urges
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Way of the Dragon OST
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FLight of the Conchords – Live
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Flight of the Conchords – Album
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Metallica – S&M
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Alkaline Trio – Agony & Irony EP
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Steely Dan – Everything Must Go
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Jason Mraz – The Geek in the Pink
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Naked City
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Ninja Cuts – You Don’t Know
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Ringo Star and his All-Starr Band
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Belle and Sebastian – Boy With the Arab Strap
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Jurrasic 5 – Quality Control
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Triumph – Classics
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Neil Halstead – Sleeping On Roads
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Autechre – Anvil Vapre
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The Pretenders – Get CLose
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Essential Neil Diamond
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The Action Design
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Shaquille O’neal – Diesel
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Bjork – Medulla
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Joh Digweed – Transitions vol.4
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The Rapture – Peices of the People
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The White Stripes – De Stijl
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Scissor Sisters
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65 Days of Static
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Art Brut – Bang Bang Rock n Roll
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Scarface – Face II Face
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Lou Reed – Transformer
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TV on the Radio – Desperate Youth
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Crash Test Dummies – Ghosts That Haunt Me
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Chubb Rock – The One
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
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———-porn————–

Gigantic Floppies
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BIF
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Chewing Gum in the Sand?
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Puffies
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Young and Busty
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ASS that…
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More of the Good Stuff!
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It’s Ladies’ Day to Feel Yourselves
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Trashy College Chicks Smoking Pole
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Tijuana Cheerleader Sex Tape
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Scene Chicks are Hott
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You Know You Like it!
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Jester’s Wife Like Anal
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One of our female members shows some tit
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Rainbows – Not as Gay As you think!
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She’s Gonna Taste My Prostate Gland
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An Amputee that you would try and bang
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Can I smell your…
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Tag Teamed on Security Cam
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———–Software————-

Winamp PRo
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———–sex talk————

Girls, do you like Anal Stimulation?
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————-e-books————-

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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100 Bullshit Jobs
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Posted in:Forum

2008

23

Apr

From the Forum of the Good

Forums are for losers, people who have forums are bigger losers so go to the forum and take advantage of all the shit a bunch of losers have uploaded. Truth is, I like the losers in the forum, they are a good kind of loser and we’ve finally landed a girl who poses in her underwear for us…Clementine, I’m talking to you….

Here’s a glimpse into what’s going on in the Forum…


Goldfrapp – Happiness
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The Rapture – Out of the Races
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Linkin Park Acoustic Christmas
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Air – Moon Safari 10th Anniversary Special Edition
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Pre-Release Sasha – The emFire Collection
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Allman Brothers Box Set
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Art Brut – Bang Bang Rock and Roll
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Brian Setzer and the Tomcats
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New Young Pony Club – Fantastic Playroom
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Hot Chip – Coming On Strong
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The Complete Stone Roses
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White Stripes — Self-Titled
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Rolling Stone’s 500 Greatest Songs of All TIme
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Labor In Vain – Feeling Herself
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Some Meat Curtains
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More Random Wenches
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Asses That You’ll Never Bang
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Keeley Hazel (NSFW)
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———–Software————-

Kingdia Video Converter
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ZipGenius
GO

———-pics————

McDonalds Makes You Fat
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McTerrorist
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Natalie Portman Golden Shower
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Get a Chicken Samich and Some Waffle Fries!
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—————other shit —————–

Jordin Sparks is a fat Bitch
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Who is This Slut and Does Anyone Have More of Her?
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Which Girl Would YOU Choose?
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Suckle on My Teet You Sick Fuck….
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Sex Injuries….
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Italian Porn Request
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Posted in:Forum

2008

22

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

I just woke up and I am not sure why, there were riots in Montreal because of crazy Canadian Hockey fans and I decided to head out to find girls flashing there tits because I made a guarantee to a good friend of mine that the girls would be out flashing and she thinks I am full of shit, so I had to prove her wrong. That said, I ended up in the hospital, not because I was sick, but because I like watching other people in misery sometimes to make me really understand just how lucky I am. I met a nice girl who was in a car accident who will be going into surgery in the next couple days and tried to get her to show me her ass in her hospital gown, but the broken leg got in the way. When I asked if she had seat belt burns, she didn’t appreciate me asking to see it over and over again in hopes of getting a glimpse of her nipple. Either way, my heart goes out to her. Drive Safe.

Here are some posts from the forum you should take part in!

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Ladytron – Velocifero
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Tom Waits – Black Rider
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Michael Jackson – Got to Be There
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Big Country – The Crossing
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Perfect Beats – Vol.3
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Ween – The Mollusk
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The Knife – Deep Cuts
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Fischerspooner – #1
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The Cure – Rarities and B-sides
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Juvenile – 400 Degreez
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———-Girls Doing Sexy Things————–

Kumikomi Feels Herself
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Carmen is a slut
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Young and Top Heavy
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Misty Hendricks
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Ambrosia is a lesbian slut
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MILF with a breats reduction
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Random Sluts
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———–Software————-

VidaOne Diet and Fitness for all the fatties ou there
GO

———–sex talk————

Where is Your Aim?
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————-e-books————-

Great Lies To Tell Small Kids
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Posted in:Forum

2008

21

Apr

From the Forum of the Day

My computer finally died on me, so I am borrowing a friend’s piece of shit. Things always go wrong, so I wasn’t getting my emails all weekend and I was planning on posting this FROM THE FORUM shit yesterday to give you hungover assholes with nothing better to do…something to do. I know that Sundays are the loneliest, most depressing day of the week and what way to make it more depressing than to rock a message board on the internet.

I decided to make a post because I like contributing….

What Would You Rather…..
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Here’s some other shit going on in the forum….

————music—————-

The Killers – Live at Glastonbury
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Jason and the Scorchers – Live
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The Police – Box Set
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James Brown – Live at the Apollo
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SCSI-9 — The Line of Nine
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Cut Copy – Future Remixes
GO

Interpol – Evil
GO

South Park – bigger Longer Uncut
GO

Brian Regan – I Walked on the Moon
GO

———-porn————–

Hott Asssss
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Random Sluts
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———–Software————-

Wallpapers
GO

More Premium Wallpapers
GO

ACDsee Pro for Photographers
GO

————-e-books————-

The Dream Drugstore – Chemically Atered States
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————-video———–

The Office – COmplete Series
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