Scientologist Hilary Duff gets rubbed down in a bikini in her new music video you’d think she wouldn’t be doing, you know being religious and all until realizing it is scientology, the Hollywood religion to give Hollywood people access to other Hollywood people to talk about how great they are, while pretending they aren’t gay.

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Scientologist Hilary Duff posted this video of her “waking up”…that I assume was meant to be cute and funny…you know inviting us into her home to watch her get out of bed and start her day…only to disappoint because her summersaults in and out of the bed…are fully clothed…in jeans…I mean…make this exact same video in skimpy panties and we’re onto something…doing it like this is just plane dumb….but probably still a fetish to at least one of you weirdos…

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Hilary Duff has been working out hard the last few months – since her divorce that I don’t think ever happened, because bratty billionaires are overdramatic and need to cause conflict in their lives to stay interesting…especially when said billionaires are pro athletes along with being billionaires…because they like seeing other dudes naked…since you know it’s not for the money…

She’s also a Scientologist…

But More importantly…she’s in a bikini….a fit, broad shouldered, thick and muscular mom who believes in Aliens so much that she invests money into a church for aliens all half naked…

I approve..

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If you’re interested in knowing what a Scientology bikini party looks like, here’s Hilary Duff with all her Scientology friends in bikinis…

I’m thinking it is not gay enough, or autistic enough…but that’s probably because scientology doesn’t acknowledge autism or homosexuality, just ask Handjob Travolta and his dead Austic kid…who wasn’t autistic according to him…

The party is missing some camel toe…

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Hilary Duff is one of those people who has a really ridiculous fan base, despite being older, a divorcee, and thicker than she was at her prime…They go nuts over her and everything she does….Even now as she pushes into her 30s as a Scientologist….as a mom…it’s weird….

So seeing her in an in bed selfie, is just enough suggestiveness for her fans to masturbate to….

I mean the fact she is in bed on a FRIDAY is not a big deal to me, she’s a mom, that’s what mom’s do…but to her fans that means she’s in bed…and has had sex at least once…enough for them to masturabte to…

I’m more into her mom cameltoe, at least enough to make a gif of it, since I really have hit rock bottom and have nothing better to do than celebrate what a passing a baby through your vulva does to eating pants that are one size too small…

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Hilary Duff posted her best impression of her being a clydesdale pulling a sleigh through the field back before the industrial revolution…and for some reason, not one that involves an equine fetish, I find it kind of hot…I mean the idea of a strong woman doing squats with me on her shoulders isn’t all that erotic, but after being married to a pile of fat shit, that’s hardly even alive, but rather just an annoying piece of doughy furniture that talks and smells like shit, the idea of a girl capable of bouncing up and down in general is amazing….

So this may not be intended to be pornographic, but like anything in life, there’s some weirdo masturbating to it, in this case that weirdo is me, because I took this non sexual thing, next levelling it, even when the intent of the girl posting it has nothing sexual about it…because men are capable of great masturbation feats…

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Scientologists be crazy….

Here’s Hilary Duff, who I don’t really know if she’s a Scientologist or not, getting her titty grabbed by one….but not just any scientologist, but rather the cute, lovely and sweet Alanna Masterson, who once followed me on instagram before realizing I am a depraved weirdo…who unlike her, doesn’t post pics of me grabbing Hilary Duff tits on the internet, not that I wouldn’t if I had the opportunity to, but I’d be much more into releasing the unprotected anal sex tape…

I guess I’m more of a romantic than Alanna, you know into penetration, not just the silly tease…but what it comes down to is that I am glad this pictures happened…Keep up the good work girls…keeping experimentation with lesbianism fun, casual and amazing…one titty grab

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Hilary Duff goes from billionaire puck slut, who likes team initiations in her pussy, rather than her ass, that end up in marriage and pregnancy….only to call a divorce because she needs a little change, or maybe she just needs a new object to put in her pussy, or maybe marriage just awful, and even Hilary Duff can’t subject herself to that normalcy…not to mention it’s totally uncool to have a kid in wedlock, I mean it’s not the 50s, single parent households are responsible for all the interesting people, like strippers and pornstars…

But apparently, she’s called off the divorce, they are back together, because when bored and rich and famous, you need to create drama to keep your childish life interesting, and it’s good for publicity, probably better than these strategic bikini…that don’t’ show off her mom body at all, thanks to shadows…but I can assure you, there’s bikini under all these lighting tricks…she just doesn’t want you to see it…

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Hilary Duff posted the worst bikini pic in the history of bikini pics…all I see is some divorcee getting back into the dating scene…hungry for new cock and doin’ it with a cocktail in her hand…and as much as I hate divorcees with all their complaining, they aren’t so bad when going crazy every second weekend when the kid is with the dad…

Spending that child support money with the girls…laughing at their married friends as they get booze soaked and re-live their youth…

Sometimes ending up arrested, usually ending up fucked, never ending up in a relationship or pregnant, because that could ruin their divorce settlement…pretty much making them perfect…except for he fact that they aren’t 25 but they have life experience and they let you inside them cuz they are over that whole monogamy thing..and it makes for a good time if you get them at the right time…which according to Hilary Duff…is not when they are posing for instagram.

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Instinctively, when I see a girl with a baby carriage, who is built like a fucking school bus, clearly as a consequence of her breeding…I get turned the fuck off, even knowing she’s some rich starlet from the 90s you probably wanted to fuck…not just because she has a vagina, now a much bigger broken down vagina, but a vagina nevertheless, but because she’s Stuff by Hilary Duff and was everywhere…shoved down your throat in a way you couldn’t avoid her….

There are two sides to this sex appeal killing fashion accessory we call a baby…or baby carriage..and that is that sometimes…the mom is single and alone and at wits end, you know borderline ready to drown her fucking kids because she can’t take it anymore, and that level of desperation, makes for an easy fuck, if you say the right thing, which is usually just “hello”…

So to every horrible situation…there’s good…and this has been the inspirational moment of the day..

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