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2015

13

Mar

AshleyInLA Near Death Experience of the Day

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AshleyInLa is either a comedic genius, or a really really dumb sugar baby in LA, who hangs with rich dudes and Playboy models alike….

She just posted this video of a “near death experience”…..she was strangled by her sleep shirt, which is not like being strangled by some creepy rich dude shoving your panties down your throat, but strangled neverther less, and and she could have died…which may not be scary for me or any of the other obese people who are reading this thanks to Apnea….but must have been terrifying for these tits in a a see through shirt…

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2015

03

Mar

AshleyInLa and Her Friends Clean Up Spilled Salsa of the Day

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Her name is AshleyInLa …she’s a comedic genius who runs the LA Sugar Baby scene…you know either making fun of them, or being them, I don’t fucking know, I just know when a girl posts half naked pics and says “No pervy comments”…she’s still posting half naked pics…and that’s ultimately what matters…

I’ve never been one to care why a girl gets naked, whether it is because she was raped as a kid, whether she is trying to get back at her dad who was never there for her, or her ex boyfriend who cheated on her….or maybe she’s just mocking the whole social media thing….the fact is she’s still have naked and amazing and that is what I care about….because I am a pervert…to self involved to care about why people do what they do…especially when they aren’t fucking me….

AshleyInLa is pretty fucking perfect.

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2014

15

Dec

AshleyInLa is Amazing of the Day

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Doing snapchat weather reports with @sophie29julia #worldpeace

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My favorite thing on instagram is LA based comedian ASHLEYINLA …because she makes fun of instagram social media sluts…by being an instagram social media slut…you know doing silly shout outs…or telling dudes to not be perverted…while fixating on her amazing tits and body…because that’s pretty much what girls who take themselves too seriously on their quest to be low level famous…almost a parody who isn’t even making fun of themselves…so ASHLEYINLA comes into use herself to make fun of them for us…and the whole thing is hot as fuck…I’m a fan…

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2014

27

Nov

I am – Thankful for AshleyInLa of the Day

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It may not be Vertans Day…but I am thankful for comedian and all around good time…bringing joy to my life…making fun of sluts…by being slutty….babe @AshleyInLA on INSTAGRAM

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2014

21

Oct

AshelyInLA Wishes Evander Holyfield a Happy Birthday of the Day

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Happy Birthday Evander Holyfield. #DreamBig #NeverGiveUp #Worldpeace.

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AshleyInLa is one of the greatest things to happen to social media. I’ve been following her antics on instagram for a long time – she’s basically making fun of all the fame whores out there – by doing a variation of their fame whoring – it what I think is a pretty fucking genius way – and throughout the whole process – has pretty rockin’ body…

So yesterday was Evander Holyfield’s birthday…follow your dreams…and my dreams are following AshleyInLa…

Now – here she is on her lip gloss

NO PERVY COMMENTS PLEASE! This is about my lipgloss. #Chanel #Worldpeace

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And – Here she is playing with Dan Bilzerian’s money

Follow your dreams always. #DreamItDoIt #worldpeace

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She’s the best…

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