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2015

05

Mar

Jourdan Dunn’s Nipple of the Day

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I have a friend who once met Jourdan Dunn and hated her, so I will assume that I hate her too…and it isn’t a black thing, don’t call me racist, I just don’t like cunty girls who think they are important because they are tall and paid to show up on set and stand around….when they really should just be in the WNBA…if that still exists…I mean that or working as a stripper…because black strippers are my favorite, probably because of their natural rhythm, or maybe their need to pay for their baby’s formula because their baby daddies are in prison…is that racist? It’s not like I said I’d lure her into my bed with fried chicken and watermelon, that would be racist…the fact is that I love black women, they are some of the most beautiful and amazing creatures…not that I mean black women are creatures..I get that they are human…why are you making this a race thing…I call all women creatures…by definition we are all creatures…fuck this…just look at her showing a bit of her nipple, which I guess is better than no nipple.

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2015

15

Jan

Jourdan Dunn for Vogue UK of the Day

I was sitting by a pool in Miami a month ago next to Jourdan Dunn, because I’m fancy and luxurious and like Forrest Gump, I manage to trick the fucking world, or in this case the occasional girl to pay for me to go on their adventures, in exchange for my amazing company…

I took this picture

Because I am a creeper and creeping is what I do…

She is tall as fuck, I went up to her elbow, but in my defense I am only 5 foot 2, and now she’s in Vogue UK…and making me feel like I really know how to spot up and coming talent, but unfortunately, in Jourdan Dunn’s case…Victoria’s Secret beat me to it.

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2013

02

Sep

Jourdan Dunn Naked for GQ September of the Day

British model Jourdan Dunn was naked in GQ in the worst possible kind of naked because she’s not naked at all or might as well not be naked at all since she’s covering up all the goods…the goods you probably don’t want to see because even though she’s 23, she’s already a mom of a 4 year old who she had with her coke dealing boyfriend…because every insecure, even though she’s paid to be hot, has a latch on dead beat to trick her into having his kid and giving him her money…typical broken bitches…and I’m into it…even when those mom pussies aren’t being spread for fashion.

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2013

18

Jan

Jourdan Dunn Hot Ass for Vogue Spain of the Day

Jourdan Dunn is a black british model who I guess is the new Naomi Campbell ….a comparison I am sure she’s never had before…one she’s probably not annoyed of…one that is probably so played out that she’d prefer to be compared to a one of the slaves George Washington knocked up….or Oprah had she not been molested and turend to emotional eating….cuz at least it isn’t being called the next Naomi Campbell…you racists…they don’t all look the same.

None of that is the point of this post…the point of this post is that she’s showing off her awesome ass and titties for fashion…cuz fashion is actually code of softcore porn…

She makes me wish black girls liked me…but I guess I fail whenever I bring up Oprah, Slavery, tap dancing, watermelon….or all other ignorant shit….when in reality she’s probably more white than me…

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