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2013

09

Jan

Lacey Banghard Topless for Page 3 of the Day


Lacey Banghard, I love what you’ve done with your hair…

Creepy…But not as creepy as the fact that I know who Lacey Banghard, you see as some low level Glamour model with awesome tits who gets naked for money…like some kind of stripper…in magazines I don’t read….the fact that I know who she is…but more important how she normally wears her hair is totally unsettling…but I guess awesome tits that you broadcast is as good a reason as any to know a bitch exists…I mean why else do we know these lovely ladies…cuz of their talent, their ability to sing, whatever…their naked tits are far more important than any of that other bullshit….Lacey Banghard, like her name states, cuts straight to the fucking point….I’m a fan.


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2012

26

Nov

Lacey Banghard in her 2013 Calendar of the Day

This post is dedicated to my man Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame….

Which is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits.

All this to say…Travis is weird.

Here’s Lacey Banghard’s 2013 Calendar for those of us who like topless girls…

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2012

20

Nov

Lacey Banghard Ridiculously Busty and Topless for the Latest Nuts of the Day

This is an amazing photoshoot…of a top heavy Glamour Model….appropriately named Banghard…even though from my experience…the over sexed, jacked on mail attention kind of girls…are the ones who don’t bang hard at all…they just lay there and figure you’re lucky to be getting up in them….while the average at best girls…or even the hot girls who work in offices but are more conservative and not posing naked for a living…are the ones who really bang hard….making pics of a Glamour Model naked….better than actually being in a room with a Glamour model…Sure I love glorified strippers willing to get naked for money and fame and notoriety as much as the next guy….but I’m more into their work…than getting to know them as people…cuz these tits are fucking bananas….and not in a racial National Geographic African tribe slur kind of way…I mean fucking next level nutty.


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2012

05

Oct

Lacey Banghard Page 3 Photoshoot Video of the Day

Another day, another Glamour model in videos and/or picture, showing her pretty irrelevant, yet awesome tits….it is like these Glamour models don’t sleep, or maybe it is just that there are so fucking many of them, that there is just an endless supply of half naked busty trash that was meant to be strippers, only instead figured out the low level fame game, and I am glad they did, cuz otherwise we’d never be touched by their greatness on an emotional level, like we are after watching this video…

Girl in kitchen looking hot…works for me….

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2012

27

Sep

Lacey Banghard’s Topless Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I am starting to like these Glamour models…because every once in a while I decide tha huge fucking tits are the future…thanks to genetically modified foods, plastic surgery and all that other good stuff that leaves woman hormonal and eager to flaunt their shit so that men look at them…in exchange for money instead of working….changing their names to dirty little sassy slutty names that make me want to fuck….and by every once in a while I mean always…Lacey Banghard should be my girlfriend.

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2012

08

Feb

Lacey Banghard Babes In Bed for Nuts of the Day

Her name is Lacey Banghard….and whether it’s a stage name or a real name…but I’m going with stage name…but no one really knows or cares because her claim to fame, besides having a huge set of tits, was winning some 2011 Page 3 Girl Idol competition for the UK Sun for having huge fucking tits….a title not really worth issuing bios and memoirs or running interviews that have more depth than “what’s your favorite lotion to apply to your tits”…..because it’s all about her tits…she’s just a portal to get them out to us….and at 20 years old she knows her fucking calling and embraces that she was pretty much destined to be a titty model and now the UK loves her tits ..and thanks to Nuts Magazine…and their much needed improvements to men’s magazines by introducing nipples, something America mags never did….I love her tits too.

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2012

06

Jan

Lacey Banghard in February’s Loaded Magazine of the Day

I don’t really bother with these UK topless models…who they refer to as “Glamour Models” cuz it sounds better than attention seeking slut with big tits they are willing to show, big hair, big tan, who looks like Jersey Shore, in sex store clothes, hanging with cheesy guys with shitty haircuts, shitty graphic tees, tight jeans and expensive cars…it even sounds better than slut, whore, sex worker…it’s like how tricks refer to themselves as “Escorts”….instead of bitch who takes it up the ass for 200 bucks….

But I should…cuz they get topless and represent eveything that is right in the world…seriously.

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2011

06

Jun

Lacey Banghard Topless in M Magazine June 2011 Like a Slut of the Day

I’ve never heard of Lacey Banghard, but apparently she’s some Page 3 Idol winner in the UK, working her way to the top of the Glamor model world….

She’s in line to be the next Katie Price and so many other busty, trashy, trailer park, molested as a child bitches who got topless to make more money than stripping locally…making her just another one of the sluts…

It’s a business that goes strong, probably because the UK is filled with industrial revolution spillover, you know men who work factories and machines, who chimney sweep and spend their days oil covered in need of their own “office” decor that comes in the form of a cheesy bitch with huge tits in Calendar.

She even named herself Banghard as a stagename and with a name like Banghard, it’s safe to say what kind of girl she is…one who seeks attention and is willing to get naked for it.

In other words, the best kind of girl. Daddy issues all over my dick and positive reaffirmations that she got addicted to and that gave her the confidence to show off her tits to get more attention as all girls should….

You know she’s subliminally making us think she actually bangs hard, when girls like this just don’t know how to fuck, they are too into themselves and putting on the show to suck fucking dick like they are supposed to…It’s a fact.

The bitches who strip and strive for attention just don’t fuck like a fat girl who thinks she sucks does…She has this false sense of importance…and she was in M Magazine Denmark this month….Goin’ to the Top….when she should really just work the tip.

She’s not a slut…she’s hiding her pussy! That’s how you differentiate the wholesome ones…

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