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2011

15

Jun

LeAnn Rimes 2008 Sex Tape with no Sex Leak of the Day

In the event you were wondering….LeAnn Rimes is a whore today….you know with implants, what looks like a crackwhore body, or maybe a crank whore body…all because she played the wholesome country girl act for her entire career. Her fans with middle Americans…you know those good Christian folks who do good deeds for the neighbors, attend community BBQs and all that other small town shit…so she had to repress her pussy that was burning to get fucked…hell she even married a gay guy cuz it was the right thing to do for her career…a guy she never fucked….and who led her to fuck some other bitch’s husband….who she hasn’t stopped fucking…in some horny bunny from years of repression on all fronts kinda way…

So when I heard about this sex tape her ex husband, the gay one, shot being found in a rental truck….I knew there would be no fucking in it….

Apparently there are ten 15 second videos shot by the gay guy….of her changing for some court case….where she’s full of cellulite, cuz when you’re sexually repressed you eat lots of ice cream….and the weirdest of the shit is her gay husband is taklking to her in a baby voice…cuz that’s what happens when you’re a repressed homosexual who doesn’t embrace the cock…but you know all about that…

Here are some of the screen shots…the thong shots haven’t been released yet cuz homie is waiting to get paid…

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2011

31

May

LeAnn Rimes Skinny Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

LeAnn Rimes is not only a homewrecking bad Christian slut, who fucks married men with babies on the way, she’s also a skinny hipster….well not entirely a hipster…but she uses hipster iphone photo aps to get pictures of her amazingly disgustingly skinny body and fake tits in a bikini…to show the world what her ugly face has got going on underneath her clothes…it’s all party of the Christian slut thing….next step will be inserting religious statues into her cunt…cuz repression and being married to a gay dude for a long time fucks with heads like that….

I am all for all girls, no matter how big and ugly their faces are, no matter how skinny and disgusting their bodies are, no matter how fake their little round tits are, no matter how boring their music and homewrecking is, posting pics of themselves in bikinis, it makes my creeping on them a lot easier.

Keep up the attention grabbing exhibitionism, but more importantly, keep up the starvation/meth addiction, I think the world is collectively ready for you to end yourself.

In case you were wondering, this bost wasn’t meant to be funny. They never are.

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2011

23

May

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Body of the Day

Here are some pictures of LeAnn Rimes, the homewrecking, over sexed, bad Christian girl, turned slut, showing off her ripped skeleton body, cuz eating disorders make a bitch look like meth addiction and meth addiction makes me think a bitch is easy to fuck, so this works well for me, as I see the beauty in the disgusting, it’s a skill.

I mean look at this face, it’s like the motherfucking zombies did come out this weekend and now I’m masturbating to them….

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2011

07

Apr

LeAnn Rimes Skinny Bikini Bottoms of the Day

This is a diversion – from her cheating on her gay husband and making her new husband destroy his family – before developing a speed addiction – making her body shrink down and her head seemingly get huge – in some kind of cartoon character I like to call the Christian lie, who won in these people pretending to be heartland and wholesome, while really being nothing but a spoiled, wasted, rich cunt with her own agenda, unwilling to do what was right or wrong…but instead taking what she deserved…

Either way, here’s her bikini bottoms, that don’t show enough mound or pussy lip for me, but instead just show a massive belly button that’s freaking me out.

She should hire a photo editor to manage this shit better….lucky for her, I’m perfect for the job and ready to work for blowjobs from anyone…including her…even if I don’t think she’s hot…I just like the Christian whore…it makes sense to me….

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2010

31

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook.

What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit…

She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that.

Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

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2010

20

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Slutty Twitter Pics of the Day

I would never have known these pictures because I generally don’t give a fuck about LeAnn Rimes…but I think it is safe to say that we all knew she was a slut when she openly came out in the public as a homewrecking whore who fucked some married dude while she was married to some queer because he confused her for a dude you know based on her facial features. It happens to the best of us….

So these slutty Christmas pics are not interesting to me, I never found her hot to begin with, I’m just glad she’s showing the world just how Christian the bible loving bitch is….She always played the wholesome card for the paycheck, but I guess we know where her real morals lie and that’s on all fours while her new man fucks her up the ass while she rubs her clit cuz all that Jesus loving country shit didn’t allow her to get fucked proper…but I guess that’s all changed…..and I hope that does’t excite you…because she’s miserable looking…

I guess this is part of the reason I love girls brought up religious, unfortunately in LeAnn Rimes’ case she looks like one of those weird Jesus people all backwoods and inbred….here are the pics…

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2010

18

Oct

LeAnn Rimes Bent Over in Shorts of the DAy

As much as I hate LeAnn Rimes and find her irritating and inbred looking I have to give her some resepct openly coming out as a slut who cheats on her husband and playing it off in a way that her Christian fans, and she’s got a fucking lot of them, cuz Christians are the only people who listen to that shitty music, still support her choices….She did the whole “I feel bad about what I did but followed my heart” in some kind of sob story that has hopefully let her ex husband finally come out of the closet and that people respond to…

Which is a lot better than the times me or my friends cheat on our wives and get cuaght….we always get the neighbors, family and friends giving us dirty looks and calling us disgusting, because I guess we don’t have LeAnn Rimes’ publicity spinning our whore stories….

I’ve never found her hot, but then again, I’ve never seen her slut pussy from this angle, and I’m kinda digging it, but that’s always the case with bitches I hate, put them on all fours, or bend over and shove a pair of socks down their throat and I can put my anger behind me and focus at the task at hand….

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2010

11

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Homewreckin’ Ass Getting Checked Out of the Day

I don’t know if the dude holding the door open for her is checking her ass out because like me, he takes every chance he gets to check out ass, whether it is good or bad…or if dude is looking at it trying to figure out if it belongs on a man or a woman, but I do know that his wife better watch out, cuz of LeAnn Rimes and her cowboy pussy decide that she likes him, it’s pretty much guaranteed to wreck some home, breaks some hearts, cause misery and depression for a mother forced to raise her children alone, when her “soulmate” ran off with some tacky country singing harlot, cuz LeeAnn Rimes always gets what she wants, and likes it better when it involves destroying other people’s lives. She’s considerate like that.

Here is her dumpy, manly, offensive, home-wrecking body – in a sweatsuit like she was the poor kid in your Elementary school who couldn’t afford jeans…..not that you care…and really either do I and I haven’t figured out why I started with these pics today…but assume it has to do with drinking so hard last night that I am surprised I even woke up at all.

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2010

14

May

LeAnn Rimes in some Short Shorts of the Day

LeAnn Rimes is fucking ugly but I am using her as a example of what’s to come this summer….and that’s short jean shorts. I am already seeing them everywhere. I’m talking the shortest fucking shorts with half of a bitch’s ass hanging out of the shit. It’s on young teen girls, it’s on everyone, and it is always fucking good even when on garbage bodies like LeAnn Rimes….

I don’t know how she homewrecked her new boyfriend’s house, I don’t know why he’d leave his wife and kids for the motherfucker, but I think it’s safe to assume it was for money, cuz she’s fucking ugly…but at least she’s wearing shorts….

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2010

27

Apr

LenAnn Rimes Whores Out in Public of the Day

Here are the self-involved cheating pieces of shit who justify their bad behavior by pretending the power of love made them do it and not by the reality that they just wanted to fuck each other even though they were both married.

You know, one of those situations where two cheaters find each other, and think what they did was ok because they were in it together and don’t bother caring about the other parties they fucked over, emotionally shattered and the kids…because they felt what they did was right cuz both of them did it….and it’s all so happy and candy-coated that they can’t contain their love, they have to kiss each other for the paparazzi to further hurt their exes while reminding the public how in love they were and the real crime would have been not letting this love blossom, but all I see are a couple cheating pigs….evil people who will just end up cheating on each other…cuz that’s how these things work…so they can be as delusional as they want…with this PR love parade…but I know they are a couple of assholes with no morals…and so am I….so ladies if you’re down to be a homewrecker, I’m always willing to let my home be wrecked, not that you can actually consider this a home, it’s more like a garbage filled room that smells like shit…but we can pretend…as long as you don’t look like LeAnn Rimes, cuz my wife may be fat and disgusting, but still better than this inbred looking twat….

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