Life would be better if I grew up on TV today…there would be no jerking off to shitty music videos…there would be no jerking off to Oprah or Jerry Springer guests…there would be no jerking off to late night infomercials…the shit on TV is hardcore enough to get down to…and far better than hoping for a better shot of MEL B’s hard nipple….if you know what I mean…

The show is Femme Fatale…never heard of it….the Sex Scenes though, are solid….here are some from the last episode.

Gigi Alonso Feshold Gets Fucked….

Scheana Marie Gets Fucked

Tiffany Tynes

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Lesbianism is so romantic….so romantic they made a show about it that looks more like masturbation material than something that is on TV….you know because chicks all fucking masturbate to lesbianism…I don’t know if it is cuz porn cock scares them…or if it is cuz porn guys and the way they fuck scares them…or even if they were raped, molested and unable to stomach anything but lesbianism….but I do know that every chick I know jerks off to lesbian porn…making me wonder if the world is all a bunch of fucking dykes…just most girls are scared to jump on board that construction boot wearing train….cuz that would be unfortunate…since all lesbians hate me….and want to chop my dick off in some lesbian tribal ritual…but more importantly cuz all lesbian porn bores me…it is so anti climatic….unless of course it is on the fucking BBC…on TV…cuz that’s not lesbian porn… that is just good TV….

Anna Skellern and who fucking cares…

Heather Peace Titties….

Natasha O’Keeffe and Neve McIntosh:

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