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2017

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t understand this argument about period Sex, I never understood the big deal with it, people like hipster millennials complaining and smearing canvases with Period blood declaring it being a woman’s right or nature, When my wife used to get her period before being a menopausal pig, I loved period sex, mainly because it was a solid excuse to bang other womens

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Here are some stepLINKS…

New Taylor Swift..
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Mayweather Fight will Pull in 700 Million Dollars
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Lindsay Pelas – Huge Nasty Garbage Tits
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Girl Forced into Splits – Cheer Camp Looks Crazy – Damn Cheerleaders
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Miley Cyrus Strips
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Jessica Biel Booty
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A Rod Dick
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1000 Rockerts Launched off the Back of a Bike
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Enema Stone in High Waisted Jeans
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James Cameron Hates WOnder Woman
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Lake Bell Vintage Nudes
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Hot To Tell if the Eclipse Ruined Your Eyes…
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Snowboarding the Ruins of Bosnia
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Nina Agdal Nipples
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Naked Marisa Papen
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Demi Lovato Photoshopped Pantsless and Not Hot
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1.5 Ton Water Cannon VS Girlfriend
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Miley Cyrus Putting On an Erotic Puppet Show at the VMAS clickbait
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Pussy and Ass Fucked in Public
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Hot Chick Diddle
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Cam Girl Filling Them Holes
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Tinder Profile Pic of the Day
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Korean Tits
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Eating a Girl Out at a Truck Stop
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Masturbating Girl Making Crazy Faces
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Emo Chick – In Shower
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Drunk Teens Fucking
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Treating Two Girls Kissing Right
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Slutty Selfies!
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Big Tit Flash
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2017

25

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always say that if I met a homeless chick who needed a warm shower and some soup to get through the night….I would bring her home….to nurture her, care for her, replace my wife with her, for at least a night, give her a taste of the good life, I mean at least the good life to her, because my life is practically homeless, and my dick, along with her tar covered body, would be what got wet…a modern day love story…a modern day romance…philanthropy…selfless…except for my dick getting wet…philathropy.

But then I remember that homeless people are insane, usually dudes, and smell terrible…are disgusting, mental cases, with rotten mouths and genitals, with addictions and barely people, they would rob me, or kill me and ot’s better to just fuck them in a back alley for 5 dollars when needed…rather than letting them into your home and dealing with the drama, bullshit, headache of actually getting to no them….

Some things are meant for the dumpster, gutter, back alley…while other things…are meant for the home…

You can’t be a hero and save everyone you want with a warm shower and a bowl of soup for the hope of getting your dick wet….

But it feels nice to think about it, it’s almost like you helped someone in need, without lifting a finger..or actually doing it….but that’s the power of thought…

Here are some morning links..

Lady Gaga is Trash
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Gwyneth Paltrow Money Grubber Scammy Bitch
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Big Tits on the Beach
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Heather Graham Tits..
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Cranston on PLaying Walter White
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Black Holes Can Delete the Universe
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90210 Star is the President of SAG…At Least She’s Staying Relevant…
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I really Like the Rear Steering Jeep
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Deaf People Teach Bad Words
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2017

24

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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My dream is to open a chain of fish and chip restaurants called the Battered Wives, or Battered like my Wife, I just need a group of battered wives to front it, because in this vanilla snowflake bullshit, you can’t have a good pun, or a “mysogynistic” vibe, but if you have “i’m a battered wife” and all the workers are battered wives, and 10 percent of our profit go to battered wives….it’s a win….TRICK THEM ALL TO EAT MY FISH…

The only issue is that I don’t eat fish, cook, or have start-up money….this is something I’ll have to take to Kickstarter…

I can’t believe I am putting my genius ideas out to the internet like this….I guess I’m hoping someone does it and cuts me a check every month as a thanks…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jim Carey Lied About Herpes
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Madison Beer – Cleavage
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Laura Prepon is a Mom
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Rear Steering Jeep
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Lily Rose Depp is Hot
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Jay Thomas is Dead
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Margot Robbie and Jared Leto in Joker Movie…
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Naked News Girls Eat Weird Japanese Food
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Game of Thrones Bullshit Theme Song on Gayageum…
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Laverne Cox is being Used by Beyonce
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Farrah ABraham in a Bikini in Vegas….
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Jennifer Lawrence Braless
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Heidi Klum – No Make -Up
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Blade Runner TV SPot
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Fails of the Week
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Katy Perry Cultural Appropriation Sloppy Tit Whore
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Amy Schumer is a Pig Bitch
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The Delivery of the Bugatti Chiron…
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How To Spiral Cut a Pineapple
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Lady Gaga is Garbage for a Netflix Documentary
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Topless No Nipples
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The New Freedie Mercury has an Expensive House
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8 Extreme Vehicles
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Mary J Blige Pokies
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Nerds find the Space Station in the Ecclipse Because they are Nerds
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Tom Cruise’s Fake Ass
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Bella Thorne Bra Top
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Cam Girl Puts a Bottle of Jameson in her ASs
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Porn Chick – hitty SHoot
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Trashy Porn Chick in a Trashy Photoshoot
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Jiggly Tits
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Amateur Slut
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Panic at the Blowbang
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Slutty Selfies!
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Wet Pussy Show
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Trashy Titty Car Wash
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So Many Tits on the BEach
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More Tits on the BEach
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2017

24

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like sending girls pictures of fat girls from social media with more fans than they have – and saying “I like her twice as much as you, because she’s twice the size of you, and ten times more popular than you…star eating”…

Because I like to make skinny bitches fat by making them think it is hot to be fat since it is easy to become fat…but not so easy to become unfat…allowing them to spend the rest of their adult life fat…or starving themselves, anorexia, and not getting the press the other fat chicks I motivated them to become fat by showing…depressing them…because body positivity leads to unrealistic expectations…not all fat chicks, or skinny chicks becoming fat can become social media famous, even though it appears as you can….

I am a hero in the eating disorder solutions industry, without people like me, people wouldn’t have eating disorders, and treatments for said eating disorders, and big PHARMA wouldn’t have pills to thwart eating disorders, or obesity meds for the fat people they want fat because it is big business..

You know, just doing my damn part…

Bikini Stunts on a Motorcycle
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Nicki Minaj and Blac Chyna Whoring
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Some Chick Named Kate Major Getting Arrested on Some Homophobic / Racist Rant Getting Arrested
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Old Fucking Action Heros
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New Blade Runner Trailer
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Night Racing from the New Grand Tourismo
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The Vlogging Cat
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Beyonce in a Tight Dress
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2017

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Horny all the time from all the bikini selfies….is probably a dangerous thing for people who actually have penises that work…

It’s like so many girl nude, often times recycling nudes, reminding you that they don’t care about you as much as they pretend to, and that you’re just on their BCC list, but you still get to see things inserted in their spread asses, part of an exclusive club….that is part of a bigger club…called HORNY all the time…even when you have a penis that doesn’t work…

Here are some stepLINKS

Simon Cowell Gets Drink Thrown On Him By Mel B
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Hilary Duff – Hot in Mom Jeans
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Hooters is Shutting Down….
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Highest Paid Actor List….
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Stray German Shepherd Rescue – Breaks my Heart but Makes Me So Happy…
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Build Your Own Rolls Royce
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Liz Olsen Legs!!!
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Mariah Carey – Thick Fucking Thighs
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Katey Hudson Black Panty Upskirt
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Bird Happy his Owner is home!
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Indiana Jones – Sound Effects Remix
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The Sandwich from Agents of Shield
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Amy Schumer – Greedy Cunt
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Gwyneth Paltrow is an Avenger Again
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Taylor Swift – PROMO Tour
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Three Great Asses
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Christina Milian – Bikini
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A Joker Movie is Happening
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John Stamos Butt Shot…
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Netflix’s Horror Comedy – Little Evil – Trailer
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Bratty Baby Raccoon
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American Horror Story “CULT” is Happening
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Busty Slut in a Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Tight Top
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Alison Brie Alleged Tits….
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Highest Paid Actor’s Wife in a Bikini….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits – Lame Cowboy Costume!
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Girl With Awesome Huge Tits
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Michalka Sisters in a Boring Slutty Shoot
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Charlie Sheen BAnged Out AIDS PUssy
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Lame Nude Shoot
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Slutty Selfies!
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Small Tits of the DAy
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Busty Asian Rides the Dildo
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Weird Japanese Fetish of the Day
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twat PLAY
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2017

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like going to the mall or any store and forcing the staff to listen to my jokes, because no one else will, and they have no choice. This one girl selling batteries was trying to convince me it was a great deal, three flashlights for 10 dollars like anyone needs three flashlights so I told her I prefer finding a dead person my size and the morgue who is my size, laying him next to my wife in bed, and burning the place down, you know for my lighting needs, then running to the woods to live happily ever after unscathed and left alone because the world thinks I am
Dead, but I guess I could use the batteries from the flashlights as a solar network to power my electric blanket, so I bought three

Here are some morning links…

Katy Perry Says She’s Too Busy Boinking Orlando Bloom…
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Ken Block’s Driving Video
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Weird Artist Makes His Vacation Photos Weird By Turning Him and His Friends into Kids….PEDO shit…
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Sink Hole of the Day
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Slut in a Bathing Suit
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Scarjo and Her Back Tattooo
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Drunken Chrissy Teigen Finds her New Angle to Milk Like it was John Legend’s Wallet – Alcoholism
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More on the R Kelly Accuser
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Suburbicon Trailer #2
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2017

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a pretty flawed person, so I’ve decided to do some self-help, introspective, work….you see I constantly callout girls for being attention whores, being exhibitionists, being low hanging fruit, tits get hits, low level sex workers..

When I should be encouraging it, I should be celebrating it, recruiting more girls to participate in it….

What’s wrong with me…

Unfortunately, there are no books on why you call out girls who are giving you what you want, but it must be a mommy issue situation…because I couldn’t be happier now that girls are getting naked without any effort..work…strategy by me…

I guess I just don’t know where to go from here, the world has turned and given me all I’ve wanted, so by instinct, I want to work against the mainstream, even when the mainstream is pretty much what I want…

I’m so torn.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tiger Woods is Mad That his Dick Pics Have Been Released – Even Though He Didn’t Inherit The Asian Dick
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Taylor Swift’s Social Media Cleansing – is Weird
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R. Kelly Accused of Traumatizing Sex With a Teen – What?
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Pixie Lott – Bikini Bottoms
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Tommy Lee Fucks His Girlfriend in the Airplane
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Lily Allen Nipple – Disgusting…
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George Clooney Gives 1 Million Dollars to Fight Hate Groups Because He Thinks He’s God
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Tinashe Nipple
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Total Ecclipse
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Amber Heard Drops Some Tits
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Katy Perry – Teaser Video That Sucks Some Clickbait Shit
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Deaf People Teach Bad Words
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Demi Lovato Singing at the MAyweather Fight
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Game of Thrones Flute and Cello Cover for the Nerds
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Xena Warrior Princess Reboot – is Not Happening
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Big Titty Girl Opens Beer Bottles With her Mouth – Turns Out Her Tits Suck
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Topless on the BEach
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The Sad Clown Opera Singer is Hularious
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Miley Cyrus Peeing
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Why Switzerland is the Safest Place if WW3 Starts
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Addison Sex
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Leo’s New GF in a Sports Bra
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Jessica Alba 2005 – NIPPLES
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Farting Chick
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Shitty Babe Shoot In the Gym
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Naked Chubbies
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Black Guys Kidnap a White Guy
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Dude Fingering Ass in Public
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Idiot Scares Girl By SHooting At Her
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Nasty Chick and Her Dildo
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Squirt Squirt
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Hot Body
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CAra Delevingne Nips
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Amateur in the JUngle
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Slutty Selfies!
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Lucy Collett – Skinny to Fat – a Photo Retrospective
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2017

22

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice part of everyone being an exhibitionist slut is that yesterday I went to the grocery store to buy my fat wife some baked goods and chips…and saw three girls in the place, one who was a cashier and two randoms shopping, and I knew I had seen their nipples before, probably on instagram or tinder or I may have even sexted one of them – but they have no idea – since I wear a mask – you know a real creeper who keeps things anonymous like the early era internet…you know the one good thing about the internet…until last night, because it was a time when girls were too scared, and the technology didn’t permit the slutty erotic posed photoshoots …but today…that is all there is, that is now seen as mainstream, or typical, or obvious, or just part of being a girl…NAKED everywhere…and together we should have a potluck party to celebrate it…or maybe just a themed Cruise….I’ll work on that.

Here are some morning links…

Margot Robbie is Disgusting
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Aly Raisman VS Pedo Doctors in the Gymnastics
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Sluts at a Store Launch
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Nest Camera Captures Insanity of the Day
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Motorcyclists GoPro Plunging Off Cliff
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Rolex Owner Gets a Huge Surprise
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Mistake that Created the 80s Sound….
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Black Rhino Plays in The Mud
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Large Freighter Causes Mini Tsunami
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2017

21

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I looked out my Window and Two Asians were basically having the weirdest fuck in the backseat of their BMW…they were sleeping ontop of each other, practically dead, she kept putting his hand on her pussy, but he wasn’t rubbing, I wanted to get out there and guide them, I feel like maybe they needed a “dragon mother” in the form of a creepy pervert watching them and directing them like this was their sunday Mandarin classes, or Saturday night gymnastics classes, or tuesday night college level biology classes, or their nightly classical piano / violin classes…you know the shit that made young doctor in training too tired to FINGER BANG THE GIRL….

I blame the eclipse, brining out the weird, the partial eclipse of the sun, where earth blacked out for a minute like a college girl who everyone tried to fingerbang, or at least look up her skirt, when really it was just the man changing the sun’s lightbulb to keep us all tricked into thinking we aren’t on set, or that the world isn’t flat, you know…I KNOW…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Margot Robbie – Looks Terrifying as a Ginger…
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Sexy Beach Photoshoot Bikini Slut
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Old instagram Tit of the Day
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The Mooch Gets a Hollywood
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Bikini girl on a Motorcycle
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The Katharine McPhee Pussy Amputation Recovery / HEALING Pic and Other Nude That Make Me Want to Throw Up – OF THE DAY
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Kate Upton – Big Tits
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Taylor Swift Back on Social Media
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Asian Beat Boxer of the Day
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Kimberly Garner is Hot as Hell
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Christina Milian – Nip Slip
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Helen Hunt – Huge Tit
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Iskra Lawrence – Fat Model in Bikini
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Bieber Broke up with Mayweather
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Flying Europe in an Airbus for a Year…
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Losing My Religion Cover by a Sad Clown…
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Ivanka Trump – No Make-Up
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Demi Lovato in a One Piece
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Blanca Blanco Yellow Bikini
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Alaskan Blad Eagles….the Town
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Korrina Rico Cleavage of the Day
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Baseball Dick Injury
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Man Does Wheelie on a Mountain Bike
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97 Year old in a Tesla
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Bird vs Snake….
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Weirdest Sponge Bob Square pants Fetish Blowjob
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Crazy Sex Doll of the Day
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Some Nasty Naked Bitches
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Tits from the I Heart Tits Challenge
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Dancer Set on Fire
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Lesbian Finger bang in the Park
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Porn Chick Spread Ass
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Slutty Selfies!
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Hot Fucking Amateur Tits
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Hot Chick in The Mirror
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2017

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know that I have 2 or more hours until the total eclipse of my heart, but I’ve spent the better part of the weekend staring at my wife to get myself motivated to stare right into the eclipse, so that I go blind and never have to stare at her again….

I like seeing, I actual think it’s one of my greatest assets, you know the one joy I get out of life, but this woman is so gross on so many levels, at least physically, because as a person she’s not so bad…that I would rather not have to face what my life is or has become, or at least what I am contractually obliged to eat out thanks to marrying someone who pays all the bills, but who wasn’t these obese…

I know they say the grass is always greener, but in this case, it is because there is no grass..

I know they say obesity kills…but just not fast enough…

So eclipse sent from heaven, some religious experience, take my EYES with you…I can’t stand to see this ass waddle naked from kitchen to bathroom..

Yes. I am being dramatic…but trust…it is that bad…

Here are some morning links for the weekend’s end!

Bikini Girl Doing Motorcycle Stunts
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You can Photograph an Eclipse with your Phone
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Terrifying Woman in a Bikini Top of the Day
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Some Dude in Shailene Woodley’s Bathing Suit
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The Man Who Repairs Willie Nelson’s Old Beat Up Guitar Trigger…I’m a Willie Nelson Fan…
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Jay Z Talks About the ELevator Fight Cuz He’s so Hood
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