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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what you’re doing this weekend, but I’ve decided to be a philanthropist, and help those in need, so that I can put it on my resume – along with being blocked by many celebs on Twitter and Instagram, I think it’ll look good at upcoming job interviews for the minimum wage job I am qualified for…

I am going to start my life as a philanthropist by working the Suicide Hotline – by Giving Suicide Advice to suicidals, you know help them design and produce their suicide it, co-direct it, creative direct it, plan and write it…because that’s where my talents lie….

So far I’ve come up with pills in the woods under a meteor shower – three hour walk from your car so even if you survive you’ll still die…

I know what you’re thinking, Handjobs are the Second Best Job in the World…and suicide hotline is third….

Here are stepLINKS…

Girl Mirror Selfies…
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WWII Era Remake of Mr and Mrs Smith
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Star Wars Trailer
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Hot Chick With Side TIT
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Celine Dion Erotica for you to Jerk off To
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The POTUS Playlist
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Bai Ling Looking Amazing for a 100 Year old with No Panties On
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Inventor Builds a Homemade Swing….
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Kendall Jenner Bangs a Black Rapper Now
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The Secret Lives of Call Center…
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Julianne Hough – Fit Fucking Stomach
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Madison Beer – Big Tits
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Katy Perry Ass in a Track Suit
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Tribute to Burkinis
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COurtney Love Looks Good
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Hugh Grant Disses Celeb Sluts He’s Worked With
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Charlotte Gainsbourg in a Bikini is Terrifying
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Taylor Swift Booty
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Jessica Alba Bending OVer in Jeans
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Goose Attacks a Drone
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Top One Take Scenes…
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Phil Collins Daughter Lily Collins is Nice and Intense of the Day
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Bee Attack of the Day
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Bella Thorne at the Airport
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Fencing Explained
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Squirrel Steals Gopro
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The Voice of Winnie the Poo Reads Darth Vader Lines
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Look a Victoria’s Secret Mode Catlog Pics
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16 and Pregnant Star Fame Whoring in a Bikini
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Grumpy Selena Gomez
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The Origin of the Song American WOman
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Girls Not in BRas
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Girl with Delayed Orgasm
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Abigail Spencer – Masturbating in her Bra
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Kelly Madison has Stupid Tits
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Asian Girl – Fish in Ass
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Some Slut Named Hayden
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Girl Face Grinding
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First Time on the Elliptical
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Cam Girl
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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All these faggots went to woods to have some spiritual, hippie, meteor shower experience….you know a good excuse to trick a girl into the woods – to get her so fucked up on Molly – pretending to be into meteor showers…that you have to give her frat boy CPR (finger bang her) while she’s half asleep, in a trance, having a spiritual experience…you know…while I just sat at home hoping a meteor hit or all of them – would hit the earth…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Laying in Bed…
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Mariah Carey Porn..
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Lais Ribeiro Cleavage
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Kristen Stewart and her Pussy Sauce…
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Bieber is Banging Lionel Richie’s 17 Year Old Daughter…
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Sex Caught on Dash Cam….
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Ryan Lotche Fucks a Playboy Chick he Met on TInder
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Presidents Playlist…
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Dude Gets Taken Out by a Kite
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some dude on welfare who has 4-5 kids because Canada government gives him extra money for each kid he has….you know a way to jack up welfare revenue…as long as he has custody…which is a hell of a lot more annoying that getting a fucking job…

Well dude was in the park drinking with a bunch of high school aged girls, I guess he found his purpose in life…buy the underage kids beers for the park and have them feel like they have to have brilliant conversations with you before you try to have sex with them – because clearly, based on your 5 kids, you know how to have sex….you see the kind of dude drinking with 14 year old girls, is the kind of dude waiting for them to pass out so he can give them the good old “frat boy CPR, by trying to sober them up by fingering them…not that he went to college, which could be the reason for all this crazy….

Thank god I didn’t report him to the police, I figure let nature unfold as it should and don’t get involved….the apathetic superhero…who is neither super or a hero…but I do post links..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Kim Garner Looks hot
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NBC Invited Ghostbuster Leslie Jones to Host – To Get More Rio Ratings
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White Trash Family I Wish Were my Neighbors
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Julianne Hough is a Gutter Coke Slut
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Rob Ford Smoking Crack
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The Rock and Vin Diesel Hate Each Other
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What Happens When You Try To Steal a Rolls Royce
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Charlotte Mckinney in Lingerie
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Kite Takes a Guy on a Ride
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Mariah Carey in a Bra Top
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Lohan is Making a Comeback
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Lady Gaga is Bra-Less
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So Much Side Boob
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Phelps Face Memes the Internet
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J.Lo is Doing a Female Led Scarface
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A Bunch of Paparazzi Pics
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Bionic Hand Made Out of a Keurig
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Michelle Jenneke Hurdler..
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So Many Great Asses….SO MANY GREAT ASSES
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Digital Printed Food…
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Kendall Jenner Landed the Most Prestigious Vogue Cover – Because Media are Whores
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Rita Ora in an Orange Top
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Chunky Girl – Big Titty Dance
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Elevator Toilet User
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Big Tits – Flashing in Public
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THe Most Disturbing Video – EVER – “The Transitioning
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Girl Riding her Friend’s Face
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NakedC Cam Girl
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Twitch Girl Masturbating
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Naked and Amazing Enough Girl
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Booty Shaker of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls I meet on tinder are hard to try to convince that I am in love with them and that I want to spend the rest of my life with them, obsessed with them, because they are the only one –

Sure, it is all in order to get spread pussy pics from them – but they don’t need to know that…

Not to mention, these girls love sending their pussy pics, you just have to trick them into wanting to send it to you, because they are sending them to other people, and you have every right to get on that BCC….

Here are some morning links…

TOday in Sideboob
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Thank God Ghostbusters is DEAD in the Water
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Phelps Face Meme is No Steve from Virgina
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Kim K in a Tight Dress – Exploding
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How To Dab Marijuana Like A Fucking Pro (VIDEO)
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Serena Williams is a Beast
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Malia Obama Smoking Weed
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Muhammed Ali – Remix
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So Many Great Asses
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Fuck THat’s Delicious Season 2 Trailer
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just spent 2 hours watching “Suction Cup Steve” from Virginia climbing Trump Towers…because according to the live feed I watched – he was doing it for Harambe, Pokemon Go, to Propose to his girlfriend on the 30th floor…dragging out NYPD to Keep Trump Tower Safe again….it was tedious as hippie mountain climbing is…causing traffic….being annoying..hippies with their dumb ideas…and dude didn’t do it for any cause, he did it for self promotion….I blame social media, but I guess it’s better than a mass shooting…and the fact I watched this, is a testament to how pathetic my existence is…

I watched 2 hours of Suction Cup Steve climbing Trump Towers and when the police grabbed him – the live feed was showing his lame youtube video – 2 hours and they killed the climax – feels like watching lesbian porn…

The highlight of my day was figuring out that looking down shirts when girls pet my dog is a great reason for a small dog – and I don’t know why it took me 8 years to figure that out…maybe it is because with today’s slutty fashion trends, even nerdy weird mousy girls are in dresses with no bras tits spilling everywhere – not just for old ladies and hookers anymore….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Crazy Booty on Wednesday
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The Oceans 8 Remake for Girls are Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, RiRi, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling – because Hollywood’s answer to misogyny is remake movies with all women cast – I think they are missing the point….
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Catalog Pics of Victoria’s Secret WHores
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Sewage Truck Explodes on the street.
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The Destiny Child No One Cares About in a Tight Dress
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Taylor Swift’s Booty
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Want To Meet How Girls Who Chill With Weed? Check This Out
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Abigail Ratchford Stupid Tits
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The Best of McKayla Maroney
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Bird Meows with the Cats
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Jessica Biel Golfing
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Septic Truck Explodes
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Topless Tanning French Actress
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Dolphin iPad Snatcher
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Some Slut Named Lindsey Vonn’s Skiing Ass
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Leo has a Doppelganger in the Olympics
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How Dirty are Festival Bracelets
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Bad Santa 2 Trailer
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Nina Agdal TIGHT DRESS
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Swimmer Who Flips his Dad Off Every Race
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Playboy Chick on a Triumph
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Weed Legend Tells You The Two Best Strains To Smoke In The WORLD!
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Black Man Who Sounds Like Celine Dion
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Jamie Alexander’s Filming an Action Movie
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Rita Ora Tank Top
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Victoria Justice Cleavage You Shouldn’t Care About
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Haha Ghostbusters Lost 70 Million Dollars
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Julianne Hough Photoshopped for Shape
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Farrah Abraham’s a Hero Who Fought for her 7 Year Old to Wear Makeup to School
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How To Get Off Opiates Using Cannabis, Step By Step Guide
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Amateur Couple of the Day
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Hot Slutty Bouncy Girls
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Hot Britney Spreading Pussy
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The Best Boobs in Porn
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idiot Skater of the day – Definitely fake…
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Naked Golf with some Whores
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Graphic Design Tits
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Hot Greek Bitch in a bikini
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How About More Orlando Bloom Dick and Katy Perry Tti
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A girl I was talking to called me a porn blogger in a negative way, something I’ve been getting for a long time even though I don’t think I’m a porn blogger as I don’t watch porn or cover anything porn, so I decided to treat her like a porn blogger would, and offered her 100 dollars to stick random things in her ass, only for her to call me disgusting and tell me she wants nothing to do with me….which was fine, I’m a married man…

But after doing some digging, not much digging, I discovered she was a sugar baby, who is less about the sugar daddy and more about being a straight up escort. With no job, no career, always at fancy restaurants and hotels, traveling to resorts…and has even had gangbangs with these dudes after a night of bottle service at the club…

So I’m the disgusting porn blogger….but she’s just having fun…

So I’m the pervert, but when a rich guy gets and expensive hotel room and a good dinner, it’s just a good time…

The world is an interesting place…filled with sluts and whores who don’t think they are sluts or whores…but they don’t think they are either, they just don’t want to work a day job…

Wake Surfing
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The Rock Hates Vin Diesel
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People Love Taylor Swift’s Tits…But Can’t Stand Taylor Swift
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Miranda Lambert in Cutoff Shorts
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The Man Who Sounds Like Celine Dion
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The Most Expensive BBQ in the World
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Gaga is Not Dating Ray Liotta…
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Katherine Heigl – Doesn’t Hate Seth Rogan and Seth Rogan Doesn’t Hate Katherine Heigl – But I Hate Both of them…
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Firefighters Rescue Duckings
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Megan Fox Shat Out Another Baby…
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Groom Surprises Bride with Dance
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A Dude and his Porsche 912
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Girls in Flannel
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am into being creepy – but in an ironic way. Which means if you’re following a girl for 10 blocks as she walks her puppy, make sure to bump into her along the way and ask about the puppy each an every time…say “oh what’s his name, he’s so cute, how old is he”….then when she breaks free from you and moves on…try to bump/pump into her again and ask the same thing…by the third time you do it…if you have the athleticism to keep up, she’ll either think you’re crazy, or hysterical and fucking with her like you’re Candid Camera for your Youtube channel and bitches love being on TV shows….so she’ll probably fuck you…

What I am saying is be the obvious dude who turns around on the sidewalk to see the hot chick who walked by you from behind – thanks to her tight dress…why be subtle, they all know you’re a creep – so own your creepy….or offer to take her to an expensive dinner and shopping – girls hate working, love free food and love gifts….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging on Clothes
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The Rock Hates Someone in Fast and Furious
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Booty Flash
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The Bass Jo
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Tracy Anderson Celebrity Fitness QUeen in a Bikini
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Colorado Water Tainted With THC – 50 Gallon Orders Coming In Fast!
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Benedict Cumbatch – Cums in These Tits
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Bella Thorne 18 Year Old Cleavage
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I Still Love the Courtney Stodden Head Shaving…
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Adriana Lima in a Dress
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Kendall Jenner Nipples
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How Queen Got Trump to Stop Using their Song
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What Makes a Scary Movie
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COurtney Stodden’t Weird Miscarriage Ritual
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A Bunch of Thigh Gaps
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Sara Jean Underwood – Tits for Attention
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R. Kelly is Banging a Teenager
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Amber Heard was Late – People Care
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Lindsay Vonn Bikini Ass
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The Evolution of the Joker
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The Story of Nintendo
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Victoria Silvsteadt Whore in a Bikini
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The NSync Reunion Pics are Weird
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Solid Mug Shots
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Tara Reid Rugged
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Two People Leaving SNL
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Victoria Justice Boring
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Girls in Sports Bras
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John Oliver VS Olympic Opening Ceremony
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Dolphin Steals Ipad
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Bai Ling – Sheer Top
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Facebook of Weed Passes 1,000,000 Members..check this out!
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Pornstar Pokemon
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Webcam Masturbator
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Great Tits and Ass
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Hot Booty on a Bike
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Some Rugged Chick with Disgusting Fake Tits
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Freaky Black Guy of the Day
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Festival Dancer of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night at some shitty dive bar – I was chatting up some 50 year old married looking woaman with facial hair, as I do with my low standards, you know since I’m so approachable and charming, like a serial killer with less care for my personal appearance and hygiene …and after having an extensive conversation about her entire sex life – I asked her if she wanted to go bang hookers together…when she said yes, because she’s adventurous and her married life is boring, I told her we could use her dick not mine…

Needless to say, no hookers were fucked with any dicks…and my new friend…no longer a friend…but I did it for the punchline – that wasn’t even funny….

Here are some smorning links…in the smorning….

Hot girls in Sports Bras
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Christoph Waltz fos Some Samsung Ad
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The Scary Lucy Statue is Hilarious
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Courtney Stodden Head Shaver
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Amy Schumer is on All Three Fox Animated Shows
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Gwyneth Paltrow Big Tits
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How Dirty are Festival Wristbands
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British Car Takes Out Camera Tower
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The Evil King of Crocs Gives the Finger
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It’s Britney’s Nipple
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Girls you can’t See Clearly
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How Coffee Got Quicker
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Suicide Squad is a Piece of Shit – But Made Lots of Money
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I feel like a 101 jokes book only with only a 1, which doesn’t make me a book…..but then I look at the people around me and realize that they are also jokes, some even bigger and better jokes than me, which makes sense because I suck at everything….but I guess that’s because life is a joke, and the system is a joke, and why would anyone kill themselves and get caught up in the joke, when they should just laugh at the joke…and those more fortunate than them…and those girls who won’t have sex with them…but maybe that’s just because you asked them if you can catch aids from a corpse and if they knew how long the AIDS virus lived within a corpse…because you’re curious as the whether she’s got a sense of humor and or whether you have Aids from that hooker you had sex with….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Tits..So Many Huge Tits…on Girls with Huge Tits…
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Lindsay Lohan’s Says Fiance Has Beat Her More Than Once…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts in Rio
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Courtney Stodden Shaves Her Head
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Michael Phelps – American HEro – Cups
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9 Reasons Why Big Boobs is the Shittiest Part of Summer – What?
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Residents React to Dunkin Donuts Burning Down
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Jared Leto is Not Taking the Blame for Suicide Squad’s Negative Response
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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in Slutty Behavior.
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Holly Madison is Pregnant As Fuck
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Rita Ora’s Got Tits
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Gia Genevieve Weird Naked Pic
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The 10 Best Female Cosplayers
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Woman Backs into a Ferrari at a Car Meet
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Lace Panty Flash
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Charli XCX See Through
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The Bachelorette Has Hard Nipples
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Hot Girl in the Gym
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Thug Life on German Highway
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Amanda Seyfried in Vogue China
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Crushing Tape with the Hydraulic Press
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This Day in Gangster Rap History
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Holly Hagan in a Bikini
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The Olympic Bike Crash is Fucking Terrifying
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The Mommie Dearest House is for Sale
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Taylor Swift – Leggings
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Working Star Wars Speeder Bikes…
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Zara Holland in a Bikini
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Small Town Reacts to Dunkin Donuts Shutting Down…
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Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog Doing a Dinner Party Show..
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Courtney Stodden Shaved Her Whore Head
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Jamie Chung in a Bikini in Miami
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A Ton of Thigh Gaps
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Girl Cleaning Naked
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Girl Pulls Down Pants…
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Brutal Cumpilation
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I Still Love Squirt Videos
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Titty Dancing Sluts
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Shay LAran Big Tits
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Girls from Greece are Slutty…
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PRIVATE VIDEO!
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Don’t tell a girl, especially not a loose looking girl you meet in a bar, with her tits out all braless and hard nippled in her tank top, sitting on her ass exposing shorts, that she’s too old and broken at 25, because some vagina is good to look at while others are good to fuck, and she’s more a one to look at….mainly because she’s not under 25….that’s not the kind of friendly tease that will get her to show you her vagina…especially not after you go on a rant about how in two years you’ll finally get to bang a girl born in the year 2000…Y2K….an exciting concept to perverts who thought the end of the world was going to happen Y2K….

It’s called self sabotage…the Jesus Martinez Story….where funny isn’t funny and doesn’t get you meaningless sex…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Girls in Lingerie
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The Gymnast Who Broke his Leg’s Stretcher was Dropped – FINAL DESTINATION
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Britney Spears – New Video – She’s Hot
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Hit and Run Footage
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Emma Roberts – Hot Spandex
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Ruby Rose – Wet
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Skrillex and Rick Ross Made a Song Together
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Batman VS Superman Behind the Scenes Footage
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Stranger Things as an 80s Sitcom
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Kanye West’s Favorite Noises
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Motorcycle Cop Goes Down
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Olympic Girl Swim Team Sings in the Car
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Woman’s Guide to Changing a Tire
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Hot Girlfriends Together
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