The more I talk to girls…the more they trust me with personal information because they don’t sexualize me – even though I sexualize them – and treat me like a BFF Girlfriend – they open up to with information I masturbate but pretend I’m casual about. It’s an art.

Today in lessons from the pussy – I learned that 2 girls I talk to have cum from working out, doing their abs, and everytime they hit the gym they “destroy” their panties, which is probably a good thing for people like me who don’t really like the gym, who’s fitness regime isn’t actually working out in a gym to have stronger orgasm, but rather who’s fitness is more jerking off trying to cum with a limp dick for hours…

I guess what I am trying to say is that – the gym, a more magical place that I originally thought it was, and I already thought it was a magical place…because skimpy tight clothes, poses, and girls showering and naked together – is legendary…not legendary enough to get me to sign up…and not as legendary as these links…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

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I still haven’t died from what I assumed was a stroke….

Maybe it’s a slow bleed…

I think I saw a documentary on how i you show stroke symptoms, especially when you have all the risk factors against you – and even some of the symptoms – the best thing to do is drink as much as you can…because the hangover may never come due to a death you won’t even realize happened…or maybe I saw that on google..

Here are some stepLINKS….they are amazing – they are great – email me your links – send me original content – give me something exciting – take over my snapchat – anything – let’s do something – it’s time – this is me putting it out to the universe of 2 people who came here for the tits…

Ok – keep looking at the tits.

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I didn’t have a stroke having sex with a 21 year old as planned last night in my stepLINKS that just posted 2 minutes ago…so I guess I’m still here to update nonsense – unless it’s a slow bleed…which would be like me…you know…drag out this death from sex with the youth…because I’m not fit…and not even die on top of them to traumatize them for life – like I’d like to…

I guess I’ll have to traumatize them in other ways…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

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The problem with being an old fat out of shape impotent dude with a small penis – is that when you do finally get an erection for the 20 year old who lets you in her ass because it’s the only way she’ll feel anything – you end up pulling a muscle in your neck that sends a shooting pain down your spine and to your frontal lobe – your life flashing before your eyes – only to see red, thinking you just hand a blood clot or stroke – only realize she’s on her period and it squirt you in the eye…

I mean I guess that’s not a problem at all….

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My sexting autocorrect fail – was telling a girl offering to eat carrot cake out of my ass that I need to “I’ll Pencil her in”…because I am sophisticated and own a pencil in this penciless world…but my phone said ” I’ll penicillin”…so now she thinks I have VD…that’s what happens when you sext an over-30.

Because young girls, under 25, know nothing more about the clap than anyone, they just think it’s normal and a pussy cold and would likely fuck you even if you told them you had Chlamydia because they know they’ll get it later that month anyway..

The world we live in – is more complex than homophobes killing his gay friends he sent dick pics to….and alligator’s eating kids…where low level celebs are shot signing autographs…but that’s not quite the world. That’s Orlando…Boom.

Here are some morning links…you queers.

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You haven’t been robbed of your life, I mean other than by yourself, because that’s how it works when you’re an apathetic loser with no real interest in living a great life…so I’m hear to coach you with my even MORE pathetic, apathetic, pathetic existence on ways to make things better. From not caring, to looking at tits, to really getting in with what’s good for you – like watching my damn snapchat – a dream snapchat because I like to get Phoebe Price and Ana Braga on it – which is legendary in the weirdest way….

FOLLOW MY SNAPCHAT for more…shit happens randomly…legendary…the future – unfortunately.

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I wasn’t shot in a mass shooting last night and I feel pretty lucky about it….because I get to sit here and look at vapid idiots pushing product on us…with their bullshit social media support, hate, condolences when they are just all bullshit…because that is the world we live in…

A World where ALF’s death doesn’t create mass mourning like he was Prince, because in a lot of ways…he was all of our prince…people who matter just don’t know it…because I’m old…and the girls I talk to are 19, because despite sucking at life…when it comes to talking to facetuned girls on the internet..because nothing is real….but cellulite is real…so erase that shit…while looking for low level media attention…I’ve won…

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I spent the weekend drinking with Lewis Hamilton…because it was the FORMULA 1 Grand Prix, the event that made Tamara Ecclestone and heiress who owns the Aaron Spelling castle in LA, and Lewis, good old Lewis, won – as he does -that crazy Lewis – who I was hoping would tell us all stories of all the fame whore models from instagram he fucks…including but not limited to butt buddy Bieber….

It was the biggest weekend of the year here, and I didn’t actually drink with Lewis Hamilton, I didn’t want to leave my house but I did watch promo models everywhere get their 15 dollars an hour to stand around in bikini tops and tight pants…on snapchat…before getting drunk with some really old lady who I feel had trust issues as I convinced her to pay my tab after my “credit card” that was really just a business card for a massage parlor didn’t work..

Shout out to everyone who kept things A-List, Top Tier and luxurious…on the park benches I frequent…I got that taste of Hollywood life..like I was at the Casino spending 5 dollars on the slot machine at 5 am…because it was all I had..before fighting with a couple of bros….over who was first in the TAXI line..a TAXI I didn’t even take….because I was too sad knowing ALF would die today..or maybe it was because I suck at life..and scamming but I’ll keep on drinking on…as all your fools fight about assault rifles and Islam…you lunatics…..

Remember – don’t bring toothpaste on a plane…it ruins lives…Here are some stepLINKS…

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I was pretty angry this weekend, despite hating celebrities, or people who are aspiring celebrities, because celebrities are lame, garbage, superficial, materialistic, narcissistic, egotistical, overpaid, pieces of shit who are interchangeable, but don’t realize it….I wasn’t into that girl from the Voice, who was a natural talent obviously, getting shot by her fans. I don’t think people should have access to their fans.

People in the world are creepy as fuck…they get weird and obsessive and the internet makes it easy to do and really the people who deserve to get killed by fans, you know the people who destroy society and the ideology of the youth, you know be a real martyr if you’re gonna kill anyone and aim for the Kardashians…not some low level girl…

Then, the mass slaughter of 50 people, whether they were gay or not, or the shooter was gay or not, Muslim or not, it was an American on American crime involving an assault riffle, whether the killer could have used steak knives, or propane tanks, or hand to hand combat…he used a fucking assault rifle….and when a person has no no ties to a psycho killer, they don’t deserve to get shot and killed by the psycho killer.

Innocent party goers are innocent party goers, no matter what they put in their asses, or mouths, and to be killed senselessly while drinking and dancing by some asshole who thinks his opinion is gospel, or whatever, despite being a fucking idiot who doesn’t matter, is insignificant and whether he justifies his homophobia by doing it for “isis” or whatever he did to justify his insanity…or the way he rationalized his homosexuality – just fucking makes me mad…

Die from natural disaster, a result of people you hang out with, or stupid behavior…or be a celebrity and die and I’ll make jokes about it. But to be people out at a party…just makes me mad…and the media backlash of it being a terrorist attack, or Muslim thing, or gun activists arguing that it’s not a gun issue…well, it’s an American issue, he was American, it’s not an immigration issue, it’s not a race issue…it’s not a homosexual thing, it’s an America issue and the only way to solve that is to find unity in your morals and values, through your public schooling and education…if religions thing being gay is a sin, they should laugh knowing god will punish them and teachers can raise students to be the Americans we want each other to be…..so we can live in fucking peace…

Or do what Trump and rednecks do and think you in and of yourself can save the fucking world with your guns when everyone is armed…because you’re a fucking action hero who was raised on Action movies, you fucking moron.

I’m not American, and feel safer than you do…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

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I think my lack of commercial success is in large part due to having little to no talent at anything, coupled with shitty work ethic even if I update this site all the fucking time but I like to think it also has something to do with people being dumb as fuck, needing finger paintings to explain things to them, because there is no grasp of sarcasm. I’m not even clever or obscure in my sarcasm. It’s pretty obvious.

Last night, since rape is the man of the hour, because shitty dudes take advantage of women, and women are standing up to it, talking about it, are mad a rich kid who could swim wasn’t punished for a pretty extreme case of what the fuck, while black people go to jail longer for being near a fight or drug dealer.

Either way, this girl writes about how she was raped by someone at the laundromat at 8 pm, to which I said “that will teach you for doing your laundry in public at night – taunting men with your dirty panties” – clearly an insane statement that lacks empathy sure – but is obviously sarcasm and should read – “that’s insane and no reason to be raped” if you had a brain. Instead, trigger warning – people went nuts.

What a weird world to live in. There’s no room for bad comedy.

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