It’s Good Friday. Easter. Jesus was Porn. Pedophiles are dying and hiding eggs in places for little kids to try to find…horrible places…
Which reminds me, my favorite place to hide easter eggs is in my wife’s vagina…while pretending to have sex with her, because she doesn’t know better thanks to her huge belly getting in the goddamn way of her field of vision…But I don’t like the rash / infection that comes 2-3 weeks later when she still doesn’t realize she’s got an egg inside her incubating…
Maybe I’m weird. I figure since no one reads what I write, I can’t be.
If a weirdo says weird shit and no one hears it – does it make a sound…
The best thing about living in a frozen hell, is that I don’t leave my house and get distracted by hundreds of girls in bikinis, or shrt shorts, or shirts that show off their tits, because if I did I wouldn’t be able to accomplish anything, I would just sit on a bench and stare all day, but then again, upon further reflection, I haven’t really accomplished anything living in this frozen hell, so I guess tits or not – bikinis or not – I remain pathetic …. I am so proud of me!
Here are some links,
RIP Motherfucker the Garry Shandling Edition CLICK HERE
The best thing about getting wasted in a dive bar amongst terribly disgusting looking people, mainly fat lonely girls you’ve probably matched with on tinder without realizing, if they can even afford a cell phone, is the broken dreams and the waitress in the tight bike shorts who clearly had one too many kids / and / or a dick…
My new favorite thing is thanking homeless people – for making me feel better about myself – in front of girls because making them laugh based on such evil to bring out their evil that they pretend they don’t have is always a highlight of my day…because hypocrites are everywhere and if they have a vagina – I’ll fuck it…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry Making Out Hard CLICK HERE
The highlight of my tinder wasn’t matching with a legit pornstar so that I could cross reference my romantic messages about how we are soul mates and how I neglect her but want to sing her love songs with videos of her getting absolutely violated by huge porn cock…
Actually…it was…
Here are some morning links…
SO MANY WET GIRLS…AMAZING BECAUSE DRY IS ALL I’VE EXPERIENCED…I HAVE THAT AFFECT ON WOMEN CLICK HERE
Woman with Longest Dreads Marries Hair Stylist CLICK HERE
People are so uptight and I love making them feel uncomfortable…to asking a girl working a coffee shop what her favorite ethnicity of coffee is, to which she said “ethiopian”…but realized she may be misunderstood and she may be seen as a racist and she froze, freaked out and got awkward…so I told her I was transgendered to secure the deal, and she shut the fuck down…people are so boring because they are scared to publicly acknowledge race, gender, or being offensive…and/or fun…
One of my favorite things to do is challenge relationships, but really going aggressive on the girls in said relationships, to either have sex with me or show me their vagina, through tactics I should probably apply to getting INVESTOR DOT COM BILLIONS, but instead choose the challenge of spread vagina shots in relationships…
I find the best tactic is to go as dirty as possible, to tell them you want to knock them up so that their boyfriends think it’s their kid…and they go nuts..
That’s not to say all girls are whores, just the ones I am friends with.
Here are some morning links..
Hot Weather Girl Becomes Famous After Nip Slip CLICK HERE
Kanye Getting a Blowjob from the PAPS is the pic of the day CLICK HERE
My favorite thing about the internet is that we can immerse ourselves in the fantasy that these aspiring bitches are actually sexy, hot or even cool, when they are actually cheesier than the cast of Disney themepark actors who work the shift the actual Disney actors don’t work…
I was next to a dude who for a solid 2 hours kept watching snapchat over and over and over again, I didn’t know where he found all these idiots to follow, but he was so committed, and while he did it, hot girls, real actual girls were walking in next to him, yet here he is staring at some chick in a bush up bra duck facing…
It’s insane, and only getting worse, but when it comes to jerking off, you can’t do it in a van with a group of people, or in public, so you might as well do it to these lies…
Clickbait is everything…and everything is clickbait…we’re all just retards surrounded by all the noise..The Nonsense…
With that…here are some stepLINKS…because that’s what we do..
Telling girls you masturbate to their facebook profile pictures is less awkward when it’s not in person…especially when she’s a cashier at your grocery store you’ve never spoken to but found using her nametag name…
Keep that to the internet texting romance, because although girls like being masturbated to – they don’t like hearing you tell them you do it – at least they pretend they don’t and pretending eventually becomes reality – and you wont convert jerking off to a pic to jerking off on them.
It just won’t happen. Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…
When it comes to relationship advice, girls get mad at me whenever I say “if you were a guy and he was a girl, you’d call yourself a sexual predator, stalking date rapist and you’d probably organize a feminist lynching to hunt yourself down and remove yourself…but since you’re a girl…it’s not predatory…weird”…to which they call me a misogynist asshole…ok…
I met an 11 hour old baby today, was a great thing, within 3 minutes it opened its eyes and took his first shit..
I just witnessed the first shit of many shits, a lifetime of shits, shits that will happen long after I’m gone…and realized…that is what matters…and none of this does…
