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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s New Year’s Eve Eve…and I figure the best thing to ask yourself is what are your sexual or sex in the New Years resolutions, but the realize you just want to have real sex, or even a girl to talk to you in the New Year and you’ll be ready to die…

So maybe you should ask the girls you meet, who will likely be wasted, what do you want to achieve sexually in 2016, it may open up some doors and help you be the one fucking rather than listing to other people or hearing other people fucking in the new year…

Sort it the fuck out….

Here are some stepLINKS…stepLINKS…for pre New Years Eve..

Fit Big Titty Hot Bitches Sluts Whores in Bikinis to Cum To Sluts
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Carrie Fisher is Tired of the Cyberbullys
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Bill Cosby Walk of Shame – One his Way to Get Booked…
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The Bill Cosby Mug Shot
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Brit Gastineau is a Useless Fame Whore with Big Tits in a Bathing Suit
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Lauren Cohan in a Bikini
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Sturdy at Barneys
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Space Debris
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More Rita Ora and Daisy Lowe in Bikini
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Some Random Chick in a Bikini
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Hayden Christensen Says Star Wars Ruined Him
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Some Chick Named Daisy Lowe in a Bikini
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The Best Boobs of 2015
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How Much Does it Cost to Save Matt Damon
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Fame Whore Micaela Shafer…..fame Whoring…
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Brit Gastineau Nip Slip
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Jade Thirlwell in a See Through Dress
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Maitland Ward is an Interesting Kind of Fame WHore
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Alexandra Daddario’s Topless Trolling…
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April Love Geary in a Bikini
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Terrible Khloe Kardashian Nudes
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Gwen Stefanisis Pregnant from Good Country Sperm
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Bai Ling is Awesome
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Fat hot Round Fit Asses To Fucking Cum To
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Champagne Masturbation for New Years Eve
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Calculate is the New Selfie
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Weird Naked Performance Art
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White Dudes Love Watermelons
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Champagne Enema for New Years Eve
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Big Titty Jingle Bells..
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Big Boob Teen Plays With Herself
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the Day before New Years Eve….which means I shouldn’t be updating the blog, but it also means that lonely girls everywhere are looking to bed someone on New Years Eve to start the year out with a bang…..which reminds me that last year I listened to a girl I sext fuck her boyfriend on speakerphone…and it was a preview of what 2015 ended up being for me….so in 2016…I am going to be the guy doing the fucking…

Here are some morning links…

Fat hot Round Fit Asses To Fucking Cum To
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Billa Cosby Got Charged – But More Importantly – Rob Kardashian Has Diabetes
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Daisy Lowe in Some Big Titty Bikini Pics
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Kelly Bensimon in a Motherfucking Bikini Motherfucker
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Family Driving by Somilar Fire
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David Lynch on Donuts…
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Team USA Chronic Masturbator
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Honest Trailer of Die Hard
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A Raccoon Stealing a Donut
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Disney Invents Wall-Climbing Remote Control Robot Car
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Hot Girls in Flannel For Winter
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Space Debris over the Past 60 Years
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Glee Cast Busted for Child Porn – Kill Him
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been asking every girl I know how her “Slut Hole” is doing today…most are offended, don’t answer…only one asked if I meant “her mouth or her pussy”…she’s a keeper and another offered to show me, but only in person, because I guess she knows I’m not getting off this couch to look at a pussy…I have the internet and have a lot of access to “slut holes”

Yes…this has been the highlight of my day…it’s the holidays, I’m a reclusive, what the fuck else should I be doing…

Here are some stepLINKS

Girls Tugging on their Clothes is Apparently a Fetish
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Glee Actor Got Arrested for Child Porn
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Ryan Phillippe is Marrying his 24 Year Old Girl
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Rita Ora’s Pussy Flash in a Black Bikini…
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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Madison Beer in a Bikini
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Some Chick Named Annie Ericson in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Fan girls
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Russell Crowe Got in a Twitter Fight
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Bella Hadid and the Weekend Split Up – Even Though He Was Banging Chicks I Know in Toronto their Entire “relationship”
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Baby’s First bacon
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Kate England Nipples Pop Out
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Throwback Chrissy Teigen Nudes
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The Gym as a Wildlife Show….
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Slut of the Day
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Hilary Duff is Popular…
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Suki Waterhouse and her Sister…
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Terrifying Neck Trick
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Tina Majorino in Annex Magazine
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Throwback Miley Nude
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Indians Sue Urban Outfitters
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The Rita Ora Hard Nipples
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Vahina Giocante Naked in 30 Beats
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Some Terrifying Chopping Machine
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Kat Von D and Steve O are Fucking
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Katie Cassidy is Still in Skin Tight Bikini
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Britney Spears is Hot in Concert
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Taylor Schilling in a Bikini
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Page 3 Girls…
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Gym as a Wildlife Show..
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Girls Do a Really Good Car Twerk for their Black Boyfriends…
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Big Tits in Christmas Lights
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Man Steals Butt Plugs…
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Talented Pussy
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Cam Girl Cuts Off her Shirt
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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I am Guessing this Strip Club Experience Happened in Thailand…
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Prolapsed Anus Licking
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Get All the Porn You Need Here
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Public Masturbation
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Hot Chick Skinny Dipping
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was going to spend my day writing poetry while rubbing coconut oil all over my naked body…on skype for random tinder girls I feel a deep rooted emotional connection with…by licking their pussies…

But instead..I’m going to write blog posts like a tween girl pre-suicide…

Lucky us…

Here are some stepLINKS in the monring..

Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Tom Cruise is Selling his Scientology House…
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http://stepfatherpresents.com/?p=12267
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Matt Barnes Suspended…
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The X Files Reopened
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Lauren Cohan in Shape Magazine
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Some No Name Trash Named Michelle LEwin TOpless
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Weirdest Misheard Lyrics
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Girls in Selfies to Jerk Off To
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Mariah Carey in a One Piece
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to get girls to send you videos of them fucking their boyfriends or husbands, even ex husbands or ex boyfriends, has proven to be a challenge, because I guess sharing intimate moments, like having sex, is not quite like sending intimate moments like masturbation, and instead of being tease, is amateur porn, and no self respecting woman wants to be a porn star…even though deep down inside…all girls…even lesbians want you to jerk off to them….

I guess it’s not Christmas anymore and I shouldn’t expect much from anyone….good thing I spend my days chasing nudes rather than doing actual productive things like fucking or getting rich…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Fucking Tits…
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This Parrot is Sick of the Holidays
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Benedict Cumberbach as Doctor Strange…
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Some Sugar Baby Named ELena Satine in a Bikini in St Barts Because She’s a Gold Digger
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Ashton Kutcher Went to an Asian Massage Parlor – Even Though He’s Gay
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Cheesy Slut of the Day
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Myleene Klass in a Tight Dress
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The Best of Miley Cyrus Topless
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Casey Batchelor Nip!
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Jorgie Porter in a Bikini
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Thigh Gaps…
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Cara Delevingne Looking Hot as Fuck
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Doing a Hoverboard Handstand – Fail
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Courtney Stodden Without Makeup
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Jessica Alba’s White Outfit
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Maitland Ward’s DOughy Body in Bra and Panties
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Ferne McCann Fat Ass in a Bikini
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People Who have No Idea What Their Shirts Say
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Vladimir Putin is So fucking Russian
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Kourtney Kardashian Bent Over
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Grandma Tries Virtual Reality
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Kaley Cuoco from 2006
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Hot Chick from the UK with All her Teeth and Tan Lines
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Hilary Duff’s Big Fat Ass in Jeans
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China’s Secret Olympics
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Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini because She’s Old…
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Awkward Portraits from the 70s
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Cooking Fails
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Dakota Johnson is Boring in a Magazine
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Instagram Babe of the Day
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Stingray Gives Birth inside Boat
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The BEst Thigh Gaps of 2015
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In the Lady’s Room…
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Slut Dressed like a Nude Star Wars Character
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
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Big Girl Fight in the Bus…..
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Kyie Jenner Nipple Hack
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Get All the Porn You Need Here
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Hot Naked webcam babe
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Fat Girl Gets Accepted for Disability….Like Winning the Lottery! Fatty Wins!!
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Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
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Hot Model on UK QVC
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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I took Christmas Day off of posting, because I’m not an idiot and realize that people are so self involved, they don’t bother paying attention to blogs. Blogs just get in the way of their Facebook commentary, instagram photoshoots, and selfie posing….to notice…

It was the first weekday that I took off since 2007, because I guess the site is addiction.

I was hoping the first day I took off the site would be because I made a billion dollars on some internet scam that falls into my lap, giving me a really heave drug addiction on my self destructive billion dollar funded path…or…because I was fucking 9 hookers in a luxurious place.

Instead, it was because it was Christmas day, I was hungover and my obese wife needed to go to the hospital beause she thought she was having a heart attack from all the egg nog and cookies, see, she’s a
cookie monster…and I guess it wasn’t quite a Christmas miracle at all…because she didn’t die.

I’m back now, for now, here’s some morning links as I catch up on celebrity assholes I actually fucking hate…in the depths of my broken soul…

Girls in Beanies…
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This Kid has a Terrifying Neck Talent
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Madonna’s Son Hates Her Because of Instagram
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Chrissy Teigen Promoting Her Pregnancy
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Khloe Kardashian Naked is Terrifying
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Annalynne McCord for Christmas….
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Some Dude Named Dalia Elliott Slutty
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Jennifer Lawrence Outs Brad Cooper Out for Being an Ass Sweater…
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This is What Happens When you Mix Coke and Bleach
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Girls in Lingerie…
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Zach Efron’s Mom Gets Him Penis Pasta…Because Even She Knows He’s a Faggot
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Christmas…I’m drunk….fuck you.

I love you…Christmas…and the lonely girls you bring me….

The end is near…

Soon, it won’t be Christmas, but we will find something else to pollute our feeds with….

Shed a tear…or just drink…and here are some Christmas links…for Christmas…Links…

Girls in Yoga Pants
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Robert Downey Jr – Pardoned….
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Some Barely Covered Whore
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Hot Girls in High Socks
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Jessica Alba – Tight Pants
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Romee Strijd Bikini Pics…
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Charlie Sheen is Going to Cure AIDS
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You Suck at Christmas…
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Big Titty Happy Holiday Videos
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Mika Van Winkle is a Hot Model
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Slut of the Day
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Dani THorne is a Whore
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Twerking Hard for You Video
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Man Faces Charges for His Marriage Proposal
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Fuller House Seems Terrible
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Looking Down Some Cameron Diaz Chick’s Shirt
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Emma Watson in a Skimpy Dress
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Polar Bears Playing in San Diego Snow
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Orangutan Builds a Hammock
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Casey Batchelor Swim Pic….
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Taco Shop Surveillance Video
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One of the Hottest Cam Girls Ever…
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Drugs or Person on Drugs of the Day
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Naked Performance Art
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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Christmas Nude Model Themed Goodness
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12 Days of Christmas Sluts
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Massive Tits in a CHeesy Xmas Photoshoot
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Slutty Tits for XMAS
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A Bunch of Porn
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Ghetto Christmas Ass
CLICK HERE

The Christmas Penis is Terrifying
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Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
CLICK HERE

Get All the Porn You Need Here
CLICK HERE

Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
CLICK HERE

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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my Christmas season has been Christmas road rage…I was in my friend’s car, boxed into a parking spot by two idiot cars, one full of girls and another by some ethnic bald man with headphones in, and for 15 minutes they were fighting about who would get my spot, without letting me out of my spot, only for me to get mad….and tell them all I’ll fucking murder them if they don’t let me out…and all of a sudden, despite being held hostage by these pieces of shit…I’m the bad guy….

The good news is that I got to go into a new Victoria’s Secret store, where I stared at their campaign video on a TV wall, until staff asked me if I needed help, and when I said no, I was just here to watch the free porn….they had security escort me out…it was a good time…not a great time…but a good time….

I guess what I am saying is that drinking during the holidays is more fun than other times of the year, so let’s keep that up. Go Team…

Here are some morning links…

Disturbing Christmas Pic of the Day
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Pierre Edwards is a Hot Fuck
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Chris Paul and Aaron Rodgers Trick Shots..
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Selena Gomez in Lingerie
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Another Hot Teacher Fucks her Students…
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Sara Jean Underwood Underboob
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Comedy Central Hates Amy Schumer
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Side Boobs
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Jessica Alba’s Thighs
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Miss Colombia Got a Porn Offer
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Charlotte McKinney is some Big Fucking Tits
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Country Sluts
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2015

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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Twas the Night Before Christmas Eve and everyone is fucking crazy. I saw at least 3 road rage incidents, and I haven’t even left my couch….because for some, mainly poor people, Christmas is depressing as fuck…while the rich people just medicate.

Statistically, at least one of you will commit suicide this season..

I’d like to say, thanks for reading, suicide is stupid, who cares that your family hates you or doesn’t exist…and you are all alone and a loser, everyone, even the cool people are losers…

I suggest you just buy a plane ticket to some exotic place and figure it out when you land, there’s a whole world out there, and exotic places are more fun and there’s more cheap hookers, than taking pills or hanging yourself or however you plan on doing it.

I would suggest you don’t kill yourself, choose life…but you probably won’t listen, the loneliness always wins…I’d imagine you’d be too pussy to go through with it, but what the fuck do I know, hell reading this site makes me want to kill myself too.

I’d like to dedicate these stepLINKS on the most wonderful time of the year stepLINKS, for your most depressing time of year…

I miss you already….here are those links…Merry Christmas Eve Eve to all…even you…

Laying in Bed on the Holidays
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The Kardashian’s Terrible Xmas Card
CLICK HERE

Robotic Dogs Pull Santa’s Sleigh
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Xenia Deli in Swimsuits
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Trans Chick Michael Phelps Fucked Tried to Kill Itself
CLICK HERE

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Elle Fanning and her bra
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Chris Paul and Aaron Rodgers Trick Shots
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Miley Cyrus and Her Pasties
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Madonna’s Son is Hilarious
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Famous People Painted as Russian Generals
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Christina Milian has A Nipple
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Tran in a Bikini
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Knee Surgery of the Day
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Cassidy in a Bikini
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Josephine Skriver for VS
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Candice Swanepoel Nipple
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Some Great Booty..
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Kim Zolciak Pregnancy Photos
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Lexus Makes Wheels Out of Ice
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Pregnant Anne Hathaway Goes Lingerie Shopping
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Demi Lovato Nip Slip
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Ronaldo’s House Where he Didn’t Fuck Irina Shayk
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Redneck Roller Coaster
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Get This Fucking BOng
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Little Kid Interrupts Wedding with Bathroom Emergency
CLICK HERE

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Free and Naked Cam Girls
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Some Christmas Nude Model Themed Goodness
CLICK HERE

Sexy White Girl Fight
CLICK HERE

Massive Tits in a CHeesy Xmas Photoshoot
CLICK HERE

Some Big Tits in WHat Looks Like Pleather…and I know how much you love pleather.
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Porn
CLICK HERE

Real Girls Acting Like Porn Sluts
CLICK HERE

Random Tumblr Porn
CLICK HERE

Ghetto Christmas Ass
CLICK HERE

The Christmas Penis is Terrifying
CLICK HERE

Get All the Porn You Need Here
CLICK HERE

Sluts Love Taking Nude Selfies
CLICK HERE

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2015

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love going to the stripclub this time of year. It is absolutely fucking depressing. To make things worse, or more amazing, depending how you look at it, I seek out the most bootleg strip club in town, you know the kind with pregnant dancers and three patrons, because they are the most desperate…

Last night’s stripper was exceptionally sad, she was 350 pounds, her tits spilling out pretty much in every direction, and she sat down with me to try to get a dance. With her weight and the club she worked at, you could tell se was Amateur…but maybe it was because she said “just take two songs with me fore 15 dollars, I need to make enough money to take a taxi home….it’s christmas”….

She had apparently made 5 dollars because some dude threw 5 dollars at her for mocking her….

When I told her she should consider other work, like BBW fetish porn, or face sitting..white dudes love fat girls sitting on their faces…she offered to suck my dick for 50 dollars…

Now as much as I want to experience a 350 pound, straight from Maury black girl blowjob, I am terrified of it…but Tis the Fucking Season…right…

Here are some morning links…

Laying in Bed on the Holidays
CLICK HERE

Dance Move of the Day
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Robotic Dogs Pull Santa’s Sleigh
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Trans Chick Michael Phelps Fucked Tried to Kill Itself
CLICK HERE

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Chris Paul and Aaron Rodgers Trick Shots
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Miley Cyrus and Her Pasties
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Hugh Grant Has a Fourth Kid…Not with a Tranny
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Some Great Booty..
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