My neighbor, who is a fucking weirdo, invited me over to play cream the Christmas cookies, thinking that due to the language barrier he meant decorate his cookies, something I would consider doing, since I’m a festive motherfucker who listens to Christmas music in July…..
Only realizing creaming the Christmas cookie is a variation of the cum on crackers circle jerk the jocks in your high school played no realizing they were gay. Maybe you were one of them, an intentional loser who ate the cracker at the end of the game….loser to some is a winner to others….even when you play cum on crackers…. but using a traditional Christmas cookie and not a traditional Christmas cracker every Christmas….
As gross as an invitation as it was, since the guy is in his 70s, it made me feel special knowing that he saw me in that way, that he’d cum faster than me to not eat my cum off a Christmas cookie, in what we’ll assume is his creepy old family tradition he’s trying to recreate with me. Something you don’t see in the traditional holiday movies, or even hear about for basically anyone since my neighbor was likely the only one playing that shit at Christmas dinner with the family….
I figure it’s less about me and more about needing a body, since I’ve been to gay bars when broke only to not get one dude to buy me a drink in the darkest of times, I’m unappealing….and more to do with him being ignored by everyone and blown off as the weirdo to avoid…..understandably…
I always befriend the weirdo, thinking that I’d never be in their line of fire when they decide to go crazy and get revenge on the world….until realizing that the weirdo’s intentions is to circle jerk with you…so to reject him gently may end up in a fatal attraction situation with the weirdo…
I guess it’s better than playing find the gingerbread man in the dirty old man, which I guess would be canceleld this season, but NOT for the reasons you think, SEX POSITIIVITY means CUM on CRACKERS fetishes that are Christmas Themed are fine…the issue is in NOT WOKE ENOUGH or inclusive enough due to genders being a construct of man, or some manufactured social norms that is not dictated by BIOLOGY…..THEN why do I like ovulating pussy so much?
Sure, It’s the retard logic….so the dirty pervert game would be called find the gender neutral ginger person in the back hole of the dirty old they/them. We can assume the they/them would be wearing a skirt and a wig, because his perversion has got the better of him now that it’s socially accepted as inclusive…and the whole thing is far weirder than an old fashioned cum on a Gingerbread Man…..
Long story short, I won.
Making new holiday traditions like my life depends on it….Merry Christmas To All and Too All a good night….
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