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2015

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know whether Easter is officially over, I know it is a Friday and Monday thing, but more importantly, I know it was a “Blood Moon” thanks to fucking facebook…

So if you were either doing bullshit family events, hiding easter eggs for ungrateful kids, sitting in traffic trying to get to some shitty dysfunctional family, or jerking off to some hooker you dressed in an easter bunny costume because it makes her hiding eggs in your ass more tolerable…that’s coming to an end…and it’s back to shoving things in your ass wihthout a theme…eventually you’ll realize you’re a fag.

Here are some morning links…

Twerk a Ball Out of a Box Game is Amazing
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Girls Sticking Out Their Tongues
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Idaho Police Shoto and Kill a Pregnant Woman
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Price Harry Making O-Faces
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Rachel Hilbert TOpless in Black and White
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Kate Upton’s Beach Bunny Bikini Compilation
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Teen Chased By Cops – Dies of His Injuries
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Jack Osbourne is Suing VH1
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EZ CHeese 3d Printer
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Blood Moon Time Lapse
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Some Dude Says DMX Robbed Him at Gunpoint at a Gas Station
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Gwyneth Paltrow Turns Sex Stores into Private Clubs
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Beyonce has an Anniversary Song
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So Many Big Tits
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Resorts Casino in Queens Night Ended in Classy Brawls
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2015

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I feel like Easter isn’t the most erotic of religious Holidays…but passover is ok, I mean any thing to make an already crabby spoiled rich girl, more crabby through starvation…is nothing but good times…

I think Easter could be erotic, but only if girls travel back to their hometowns for the long weekend, and go to the local bar in a lapse of judgement cuz their boyfriend back home went to a resort with friends and she knows he’s cheating on her…making her open to you “let me hide my penis like it was an egg inside you”…or”do you want your easter eggs fertilized”…

Either way, it looks like Miley’has it all figured out…

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on

Here are some stepLINKS…on easter/passover…because we can all celebrate, and by we all I mean anyone but the arabas…

Rita Ora Doesnt Look Like Rita Ora
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Mirror Selfies
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Mary Louise Parker See Through
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Some Bad Girls Club Girl is Dead
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Some Girl and Other Girls in Bikinis
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Miley is Hot
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Easter Whore of the DAy
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WWE Moves on Your Girlfriend
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SLUTS of the Day
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Bring Strap Boob Back
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Michelle Keegan – Leaving the Gym
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Bondage Bunny is the Best thing to Happen This Easter
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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Wear MatchingOutfits
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Emmy Rossum in Shorts
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Katie Couric Prnaks James Corden
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Little Girl Dancing – It is bad…
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Georgia Salpa FHM
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Hot Girls Posing Together
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Lara Flynn Boyle is Bloated and Melting and Amazing
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Abigail Ratchford is a Whore
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Josie Canseco is Good
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Mad Max Trailer
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Sia Exploits this Poor Dancing Girl Again….You Know this Will End Bad
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Lara Bingle Made a Baby
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Amber Rose Misses Her Boo
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Stephanie Pratt FHM
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Iggy Azalea Freestyling…
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The Instagram that Dominates Junk Food.
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Idiot Who Tazes Himself
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Dark Hair Light Eyes
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Kimberly Garner at some Swimsuit Launch Party
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Maitland Ward’s Visible Pussy in Body Paint
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White Girl Gets Fat Shamed
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Hunter Fail of the DAy
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Racist Neighbor
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Crazy Honk Wars
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Comedian Embraces Double Standards
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8 Craziest Bunny Costumes
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Olivia Wilde in Shape Magazine
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Kim Kardashian in Spandex Scares Me
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Price is Right Fail
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Fit as Fuck Girls
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Hottie Dry Humps a Tree
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Richie Sambora is in Trouble for Threatening to Kill his Ex
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Grammatical Error Leads to Funny
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Watch young teens get naked on cam
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Asian TV Show
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Easter Whore of the Day
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Adrianne Curry Flashes her Ass
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Teen Masturbating
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Freshly Whipped Ass Cream
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Strip Workout
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Suicide Girl Masturbating
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70s Porn Acting of the DAy
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Nude Models Inspired By Picasso
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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jodie Gasson Has Big Boobs
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Mom Catches Cam Girl Masturbating
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Sexy Granny Time
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Ass Flute
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Dildo Titty Fuck
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

03

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Easter Friday, which I guess is officially called Good Friday, because that is just how creative the church is – they use the same naming scheme as some ghetto high school drop out on meth stripper in a housing project does when she’s naming her fourth fatherless child who she kept because she forgot she was pregnant and liked the benefits social services give her with each additional kid…

That said, the only hunt going down today is going to be one by at lease one randomly selected girl from the Internet for my genitals with her mouth…because a small penis when coupled with impotence not importance…because hours of looking for far less reward than a chocolate bunny…

Here are some morning links:

Baseball is Back…Here are the Tits to Prove It
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Paris Hilton is Glad She Inspired Kim Kardashian….Right
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Charlie Riina is Amazing
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Lexi Thompson in a Towel
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Asshole PHysics Teacher
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Some Fame Whore with No Pants On
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Girls in Shorts Shorts
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A Harry Potter Character is ALl Grown Up
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Larry King Kisses an Alien
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The Lip Syncing Sluts
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Guy’s Wife Wants Him to Fuck Her Mom
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2015

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every time I meet a dude at a bar who seems like he’s the kind of guy who would stalk a girl, follow her home, lock her inside for a week violating her, before killing her for the way she tempted him and the way she made him do those bad bad things to her, only to dismember her and box her pelvis and genitals in the fridge like leftover pizza, so that he can fuck her some more….I give him my ex girlfriends name, address and tell him she’s amazing in bed and would be totally cool with him surprising her with a visit…and not just easter – but everyday!

I’m a giver and not a taker…

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Here are some stepLINKs

Girls Not Wearing Bras
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Price is Right Model – Wins a Contestant a Free Car
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Full House Has a New Show
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Some Chick Named Natasha Alam Topless in a Movie
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Natasha Oakley in a Bikini
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Some Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Miley Cyrus is on a Date
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Kendall Jenner’s Booty is Crazy
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Easter Fame Whore of the Day
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Idiot Porsche Driver
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Window Washer in a Wind Storm
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Throwback Chloe Sevigny Nudity
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Some Actress in Leggings
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Charli XCX is an Idiot
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Jessica Alba Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan in London
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Katy Perry Gave 80 Million People her Phone Number
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33 Wedding Photos Gone Wrong
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The Best Movies That Sort of Leave You Hanging
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The Most Hilarously Inaccurate Police Sketches of All Time
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Christina Milian Busting Out of her Bra
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Cara Delevigne Does Fashion
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Maitland Ward is a Crazy Person
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Rumer Willis Ass
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January Jones is Banging Will Forte
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Jordana Brewster Cleavage
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Things that Bounce…
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Car Picture of the Day
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Emma Stone is Single
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Free live sex without credit card
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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AMber Rose Whores Out on Beach
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Massive Tits Masturbating
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Connie Carter Tits in a Body Suit
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Simple Striptease
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Cam Girl Pussy Lick
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Fatty Squishes Skinny Guy
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Girl Tit Massage
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Victoria’s Secret Frees the Nipples
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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A Girl and Her Silly Fingers
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I do all this….because I am fat, I have a small penis and no one likes me…at least that’s what I gather from my hate mail, and my soul….but it reminds me that I may be irrelevant but at least I piss off one feminist who is mad I make fun of fat chicks…

Car Selfies
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Kylie Jenner Tight Top
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Tom BRady’s April Fool’s Prank
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The Hottest Pic You’ll See All Day
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C Span Call of the Day
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New Bloopers!
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Kim Kardashian Has Big Fucking Tits
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A Cat’s Favorite Things
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Gwyneth Paltrow Went to Mexico to Celebrate Breaking Up
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Hot Chicks in Bed
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Picking Up Chicks is Easy
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Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash
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2015

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The failed pick-up line of the day is “I didn’t just masturbate to your pics”…

That said, I’m going to be a Vine Star.

Behati Prinsloo Ass Flash
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Rihanna’s April Fools Concert
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Rihanna Slut Tits
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You’ll Like Unmasked Boba Fett
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Lily Depp is Slutty and 12
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Anastasia Ashley Fat Ass Trick
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Skymall Underwear
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Crazy
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Slut of the Day
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NYPD Loses His Mind
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The 10 Meanest Pranks Parents Ever Pulled on Their Kids
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Scarlett Johansson’s Comic Book Whore
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Emma Roberts Legs
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So Much Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Josie Maran Pokies
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Katy Perry Short Hair
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Hilary Duff Big Cleavage
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Gold Digging Whore of the Day
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Avril Lavigne has Lyme Disease
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Bethenny Frankel Hard Weird Nipples
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Charlie Riina Bikini Babe
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The Greatest Pranks That Were Pulled Back in History
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Spartan Race People Tried to Stop Earth Rotation for a Second
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Josie Maran Bikini
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The Best April Fools’ Day Pranks
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Homeless Man Gives Other Homeless Man Money
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event
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Juliette Lewis Naked in Some Movie
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Car Selfies
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Florida Dad of the Day
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Watch girls get naked in their bedrooms
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Hot 37 Year Old in a Magazine
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Tessa Fowler Topless Beach
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Wedging that Ass
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Foreskin of the Day
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Two Girls
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Labia of the DAy
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Bouncing With Her Boobs Out
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2 Banana CHallenge
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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April Fools…is a day that I don’t participate in because I have a too cool for school mentality, that really knows I am not too cool for anything, I just have zero interest being part of anything that most people are part of, it would force me to admit I was one of them…and we can’t have that…

However, I do appreciate all the good and bad pranks, since I like seeing people get trolled hard…

I guess what I am saying is that everyday is my APril Fools, but more importantly, the one time I did participate by redirecting the site to Disney.com with a press release saying I was acquired by Disney, proved to be a huge waste of time…that ended in lawyer’s letters…because Disney are too cool for jokes..

Here are some morning Links…

10 Horrible April Fools Pranks
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Great Asses
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Driving While Black – Chris Rock Puulled Over for a Third Time
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RIP Joni Mitchell
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Olivia Wilde Calls Her Body a Deflated Pool Toy
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Josie Canseco’s Got a DUI
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Beanbag Explosion!
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Taylor Swift in Tiny Shorts
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Iggy Azalea’s Words of Wisdom About her Tits
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British Dies…
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Physics Teacher Strikes Kid in the Dick with an Axe
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People Translating a Racist Comment
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2015

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tonight I saw spring breakers, and all they were doing was making ball jokes…

I hate ball jokes…I also fart jokes…and anything frat boy, bro and annoying……but I do love great asses…great asses erase cankles, STDs and pretty much everything…

I’m drunk, In diabetic shock and no girls want to film interracial contortionist porn with me….

Here are some stepLINKS

So Many Selfies
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Rihanna Bra Top….
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Old People Try lean
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Amanda Seyfried Panty Flash
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bathing Suit
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Tara Reid in a Bikini
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It’s Windy
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Britney Spears Reads Romance Novels
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Joni Mitchell is in the Hospital
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The Original Batmen are Together Again
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Grunting in the Gym Prank
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HILARY DUFF CLEAVAGE
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JOSIE MARAN BIKKINI
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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Random Model
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Taylor Swift Hotness
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Shows Off her Bikini
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Funny Guy at the Gym
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Chartlitte McKinney Nipples
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This Will COnfuse Your Penis
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Today in Farrah Abraham
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Rumer Willis in a See Through Outfit
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Gils Squeezing Into Pants
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Topless on the Beach
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Bus Stripper
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Teens MAsturbating Together
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Bunny Butt Plug
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Don’t Forget to Wash Your Hand
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Slut at the Beach
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Pornstar TELLS A JOKE
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

31

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There is something magical about obese black women twerking in the middle of the street, in public, probably while on vacation for their friends as they film…in front of their 7 year old kids..because it leads to future amazingness…

Here are some morning links…

Zoe Kravitz Did Complex
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A Weird Man and His Instruments
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Martha Steward Killed it at the Beiber Roast
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Michael Jackson Used to Prank Russell Crowe
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Demi Lovato Bikini Ass
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Ski Trick of the Day
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Bruce Jenner Got Implants
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Some Random Chick in Lingerie
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Kid Shoots His Screen
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2015

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just saw a 40 year old woman getting fingered by a dude while walking down the street. The dude wasn’t going as deep as he could in her pants, he didn’t sniff or suck his fingers, making the whole thing useless..

Not that it matters…whenWhat it comes down to is that no one sees the bright side of rape, it’s like when else can a white girl get railed by 8 dudes running train on her in a back alley, and have a good excuse for it….you know to not come across as the sexual deviant who lke having dudes run train on her in back alleys…

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Huge Tits
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Jon Hamm Side Cock
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Kaley Cuoco Flashing Abs…..
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Katie Holmes and her Alien Daughter
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A Bunch of Celebs had TUNNELS to the Playboy Mansion
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Random Slut in a Bikini….
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Hayley Atwell See Through..
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Coco and Her Sister is Amazing
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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Some Chick Named Janel Parrish at the Beach in a Bikini
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Ryan Reynolds as Burt Reynolds in His Super Hero Outfit…
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Rihanna Cleavage
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Kung Fu Master
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The Weatherman’s Coat Hanger
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Some Naked Actress…
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Kim Kardashian’s Huge Tits in a See Through Top
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Minka Kelly’s Butt in a Dress
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ALessandra Ambrosio Cleavage
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Mariah Carey is Fuckign Brett Ratner
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Harvey Weinstein Groped a Chick
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Minka Kelly Thong
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Monica Bellucci’s Old Neck
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Chicken and Waffle Cone at the Astros Game…
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Kirsten Stewart is Gay Married
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Tom Brady PLays Basketball with Jordan in BAhamas…
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Towing Cars in Russia…
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Liam Hemsworth’s 1990s Hair
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Sofia Vergara’s ASs in Jeans
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Selfies of the Day
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Mariah Carey Bikini
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Teacher Tried to Bang 11 Year Old
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Fuck the Library Girl….
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Japanese Help the Disabled
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Scuba Orgy
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1991 Stephanie Seymour Playboy Pics
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Some Big Fucking Tits…
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Bijou Phillios Playboy 2000
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FREE NAKED YOUNG GIRLS MASTURBATING FOR YOU
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Titty Dance…
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Naked Greek Slut…
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Pissing Off the Roaches
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REALLY FUCKING AMAZING EASTERN EUROPEAN GIRLS
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Woman Wants a Cigarette
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Pinned Tit
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Public Sex
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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