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2015

09

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weeekend was probably walking into a random bar with a sign that read “Live Music” on the outside, only to find what I can only describe as a mecca of cheap, mall dress wearing, real estate agent looking, 45 year old women…who I assume were either divorced or at this bar for their one outing of the month. It felt like a sex cult where everyone knew each other, mixed with the Stepford wives, and I was just lucky enough, even though I am never lucky to come across them…It felt like I walked into divorcee heaven…on what must have been singles night…all of them drunk and sloppy like college kids…but the one girl who stood out the most, was the one who didn’t realize her dress was tucked into her panties, for a solid hour…walking around ass out.

Unfortunately, I don’t look like a soccer dad, or like I play golf, and 45 year old suburbanites fear homeless looking people, but I still got the chance to really understand why women should kill themselves at 40….I mean unless they plan on Golden Girls’-ing that shit and making a comedy routine out of it, despite what Oprah Says.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…or afternoon, I can’t be sure. Thanks Daylight’s Savings Time.

Today in Thigh Gaps
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Oklahoma University Sings a Racist Chant
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Emma Watson on Nude Pic Hackers
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Hydrogen ROcket Destroys a Pepsi Can Pyramid
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Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Bill Cosby’s Message to His Fans
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Kanye is the Black Madonna
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Tallulah WIllis See Through Shirt
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Russian Man Gets Stuck in a Snow Mobile
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Fugitive Gets Caught From Posting a Status about Soft Ball
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THe Suicide Experiment
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Two Idiots Arrested for Carving Initials into Rome’s Colloseum
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2015

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today, I was checking my snapchat…at the grocery store, because I get so many asshole pics of girls I have to constantly check them so that I don’t miss any…and I walked right into some mom bending over tending to her baby. My dick pretty much slammed right between her ass cheeks like I was trying to penetrate her, and for some reason, a reason I call not being her fantasy man…she lost her fucking shit, and assumed I did it on purpose, and when I told her that I was just lost in my sea of asshole pics…she seemed to take things worse…managers were called, police threatened to be called..all because I am a pervert who had an accidental pervert moment…

Here are some stepLINKS…for the Weekend…

Webcam Girl Gets Caught Masturbating in the Library
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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The New Super Girl
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Katherine Heigl in 2001
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Weirdo Jessica Alba Pictures of the Day
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Kelly Clarkson Never Called Miley a Stripper
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Taylor Swift Woke Up Like This
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Oiled Up girl in Lingerie
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Slut of the Day
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Charlotte McKinney is a Whore Gallery
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The Biggest Beauty Pageant Scandals to Ever Surface
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Emily Rat Cow at an Event
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Emily Rat Cow at Another Event
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Zoe Kravitz Nipples and Cameltoe
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Plots of Disney Movies Spelled Out in Emojis
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Eva Longoria in a Tight Dress
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Nicole Scherzinger Looks Hot
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Instagram….
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Chris Brown Hates Chirssy Teigen Too
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Teacher Shows Movie in class – Gets Arrested
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Naked French Actor
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45 Deep Sea Creatures That’ll Scare You Away from the Ocean
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Ashley Tisdale Lives
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Fergie Booty
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Topless girl in Black and WHite
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Fox Reporter Exagerated Home Invasion Story
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Girls Doing Fish Face
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Stripclub of the Day
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So Many Amazing Cam Girls…
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Dirty in the Tub
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Masturbating
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It’s an Inny not an Outty
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Nude Yoga
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Boobs
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Today in Peeing
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am sure funnier things would happen in my life if I left the house…but instead I am forced to smell smells that no human should smell, I’m talking eggy smells…radiating out of my wife…in a 400 square foot apartment…that I can’t escape because it is frozen outside..

I guess the highlight of my night was planning an elaborate live broadcast suicide, but it would require work…and if I liked work I wouldn’t be doing this…

All this to say…no one sent me a pussy pic last night. I think I’ve peaked.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

11 Year Old Dresses Like Christian Grey from Fifty Shades of Grey
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Miss USA Behind the Scenes
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Eating 26 Ghost Peppers
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The Climbing Cat of Russia
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Ana Braga in a Bikini
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Lion Opens Door in South Africa
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Michelle Lewin Big Tits in a Bikini
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Hot Mug Shot of the Day
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Chris Brown’s Baby Momma was a Whore
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Boyfriend Performs WWE Moves on His Girlfriend
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Famewhore in Skimpy Clothes
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Dark Places Trailer
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Cell Phone Batteries are Explosive
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Mirror Selfies
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Man Kills Neighbor – Brings Dead Body to his Lawyer’s Office
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2015

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Umlike Harrision Ford, I don’t crash planes…but I do have sex with girls who look and act like private plane crashes…that’s the more appropriate way to address a trainwreck of a sugar baby, not that I get sugar babies, I get the bootleg, low grade sugar babies looking for instagram followers because the site is so big and famous, but not actually sugar babies that want to spend my money or live off an allowance I give them, because in a lot of ways I am a sugar baby, I married a fat woman so that I wouldn’t have to pay rent….20 years ago…look at me now..no don’t…I’m too much of a monster….but send nudes anyway – I like nudes.

Here are some steplinks..

Harrison Ford’s Plane Crash Update
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Girls Who aren’t Wearing Bras
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Kim K’s Blonde Hair Looks So Natural
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Couple Busted Having Sex in the Sex Museum
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Gwen Stefani Ass
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Carmen Electra in a Bikini
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tits
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the DAy
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Interview with a Pot Dealer
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Kendall Jenner is a Disco Ball
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Charlotte McKinney Monster
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Danny Devito’s Troll Foot
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Emily Rat Cow Knows Her Worth
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Wolverine Sequel Begins Filming
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Emily Ratajkowski at the Airport
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Charli XCX Panty Flash
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Magic Door Prank
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Plane Runs Off Runway
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Laura Vandervoort is the Worst
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Ice Fisher Catches a Duck
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Megan Fox Not Looking Hot
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Skinny Cinderella Bitch
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Ariana Grande Leaving her Hotel Room
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Fame Whore Fame Whoring
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The Chloe Sevigny Monster
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Jordana Brewster in Leggings
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Stupid Furry Boots
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Road Rage of the Day
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Elsa Hosk See Through
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Leonardi DiCaprio with a Nameless Model
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Some Chick in a Yellow Bikini
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Rihanna Plays with Sharks
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Jason Bateman Created Dax and Kristen Bell
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Hazing Leads to Frat Pledge Losing Fingers
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Hot as Fuck Gym Video
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Big Tits Jogging in Slow Motion
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How to Have Fun During a Fight
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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What Oprah Show Looks Like in Japan
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Topless Brooke Burke
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Scoring Goals With Tits
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

05

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think I found my soul mate. I was next to an amazing girl at a Starbucks licking her Whipped Cream erotically, so I went up to her and asked “what is the dirtiest pic on your phone” and she said “it’s a video”…and I said “show me” and she said…”ok”…and next thing you know, I’m watching her spread ass oiled up being spanked by a random hand…

The lesson in all this is that if you put yourself out there, and just go for it, because most people wouldn’t ask a random that…but when you do…good things can happen…

Unfortunately, bad things can happen also…and you could probably get arrested for sex offense, they just arrest everyone for that…

Here are some morning Links…

Teacher Caught Cusssing…
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TITTIES!
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Bison Rams a Car
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Some Chick in a WHite Bikini
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Blonde Kim Kardashian
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Chelsea Handler Still Topless
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Girls in Sports Jerseys
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Eva Longoria in a Tight Dress
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Ice Fisherman Catches a Duck
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Mother/Daugher Pepsi Bottle Sex
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2015

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about being a married, obese, poor as fuck, pretty disgusting, unshowered, rude, old impotent alcoholic asshole of a a man….is that when girls agree to have sex with me, I know they’ve lost their fucking minds.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chelsea Handler’s New Tit Pic
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Man WHo Taunts Police on FB Gets Arrested
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So Many Asses
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Taylor Swift Thigh Gap
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Slut of the Day
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Terry Richardson Pictures of the Day
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Alison Brie Big Tits
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The Hottest Pic of Genevieve Morton Ever
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Taylor Swift Moonwalks!
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US Ambassador Gets Sliced
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Em Rat Cow Cleavage
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Karreuche Tran Dumped Chris Brown on Twitter
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Kendall Jenner in Jeans
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Margot Robbie is Pretty GOod
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The Hottest Swimsuit Model – EVER
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Alessandra Ambrosio Rockin’ The Parking Lot
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Miley is Single
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Jourdan Dunn Nipple Peek
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Michelle WIlliams for Elle
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Naked WWE Chick
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FEMEN VS Zuckerberg
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The Best Second Bananas in Wrestling History
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Hipster in Sheer Panties
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A Bunch of Rosie Huntington Pics
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Evolutionary Reasons Why You Like Kim Kardashians’s Butt
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Lady Gaga Tit Flash
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Dog Kick of the Day
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Some Slut in Lingerie
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38 Pets Who Don’t Understand Glass Surfaces
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Gravity Defying Pour
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Guess the Ass
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Justin Beiber’s New Pussy
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Alessandra Torresani is Amazing
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Audrina Patridge Cleavage
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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X-Men Re-Imagined as a Wes Anderson Film
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A WHole Bunch Of Funny / Random Pics
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cucumber Fuck
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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All The Anal Beads She Can Fit in her Ass
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4 Sets of Tits at the Winery
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Abnormal Butt
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Charlotte McKinney Tree Trunk Legs
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Not So Angry Lesbian
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Helping Hand for the Handicapped
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I decided to use my what I learned on facebook about penis size as my opening line at the bar last night, because I know any girls I approach saw the article, since facebook determines everything the world sees…you know establishing common ground….only to destroy it by asking her to measure my dick with my mouth…

So the lesson of the day, my moment of inspiration, is if you get a girl talking about dicks, and your dick specifically, swag it up or get her more drunk…don’t ask her to measure your dick with your mouth….

I test these things for you, since I am married and shouldn’t be fucking other girls….so I just troll them instead…

Here’s some TINDER romance, because I am romantic…

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Here are some morning links….even though it is noon….

The Girl Who Faked Going to the Oscars is Amazing
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Underboob!
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Lara Stone Divorce…Obviously…
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Rita ORa GoT Titties
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I Feel Like Dildo Cam is Not a New Thing…But It’s Getting Press
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Seinfeld Actor I Don’t Remember is Dead
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Dog Gets Owned
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Bill Cosby Smears Oatmeal on Bitches Faces…Cuz He’s a Kids TV Host and Oatmeal is Healthy
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Pool Trick Shots
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Palm Springs House is For Rent
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Karma After Taunting a Dog
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Ellen Stayed Relevant By Finding the Dress People Who Broke the Internet Last Week
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Milk Filled Tits…
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2015

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The best way to see a girl’s pussy is to go up to her in the grocery store, coffee shop, or anywhere a girl is a lone and ask her what the dirtiest pic she has on her phone is. You’ll be happy to know that 9 out 10 girls are thrown off guard and end up showing you their gaping asshole pics, since everyone is an exhibitionist with nudes, it’s just a question of how you trick them into showing you…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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One of the Duggars Treid to Run Over A Cat
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Kaley Cuoco Big Bangs
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Prince’s High School Basketball Pic
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Pregnant Tiffani Theissen
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Julianna Hough Tugging on her Shirt on TV
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Bobby Brown’s Family is Using Bobbi Kristina Tragedy for a Reality Show
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Kelly Brook’s Huge Fat Ass
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Kelly Clarkson is Not So Skinny
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Mila Kunis is a Basic Looking Girl…
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Charlotte McKinney Hiding her Boobs
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Dakota Fanning for Fashion
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Nicole Murphy in a Bikini
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Bieber’s New Pussy
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Carrie Underwood Makes babies
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Lena Meyer-Landrut in Leather Pants
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Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift are Besties
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Melanie Brown’s Tight Pants
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Khloe Kardashian Abs
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Faking the Oscar Win Prank
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Charlie Riina is a Fame Whore in a Yellow Bikini
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Jessica Alba in a Striped Shirt
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Kate Mara for WOmen’s Health
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The Dude in Coke and Mentos
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Ella Eyre Nipples!
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Miceala Schaefer Body Painted
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Gina Gershon Braless
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Taylor Swift Lesbian Date
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Joseph Gorden-Levitt as Edward Snowden
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AnnaLynne McCord in a Tight Dress
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Russian Amateur Bungee Jumping
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Nicole Scherzinger at the Airport
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Canada – Spock your Cash
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Girls in Leg Warmers
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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HOT CHICKS ON CAM FOR YOU TO FALL IN LOVE WITH
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Strip Rock Paper Scissons
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Pussy Painting
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Funniest Moments in Porn Compilation
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Boobs and Selfies
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Lesbians on a Raft
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Lesbians Rubbing on Each Other
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Titties Bush and Towels
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Squirt!
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

03

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I feel like I am the blog version of the HIV positive gay in the gay bathhouse that all the other gays know is HIV and that even the most horny and depraved of gays don’t fuck with….stuck with only the weirdo gays that are either on a death mission or just fucked up with an HIV fetish…

Other times, I don’t know what I think, because I am drunk.

The Study of Penis
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Girls Showing Off Their Tongues..
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Kanye’s Lecture at Oxford
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Whore
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Mommy Blogger Charged With Murder…
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Faking the Oscar Win Prank
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Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie…
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Spanish League Basketball Gone Nuts
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Homeless Man Who Was Shot Grabbed Cop’s Gun…
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The Dude in Coke and Mentos
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Russian Amateur Bungee Jumping
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Woman Using GoFundMe to Fly to Vegas
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2015

02

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today has been one of those days that feels like you just finally convinced your tinder gf to send you spread vagina pictures only to get spread ass pictures because her ass is her vagina thanks to being a tranny….a tranny who finally felt comfortable enough to expose herself to you…in all her glory since you’ve been sexting her and jerking off to her for 6-8 months…not knowing…you know a tranny with a dick so big you can’t just pass off as having a big clit…due to her balls…

Here are some stepLINKS

Today in Thigh Gaps
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Walmart Masturbator of the Day
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Rihanna and Leo Stood Next To Each Other at Rihanna’s Party Last Week – Because Leo is gay
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Bella Thorne in Leather Pants
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Car Drives in Reverse on Polish Highway
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Hilary Duff Cleavage for Cosmo
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Topless Fame Whore…
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Elle Fanning in a Workout Leotard….
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Dakota Johnson’s ISIS Sketch
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Kelly Osbourne Panty Flash
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Jordan Carver is a Slut of the Day
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Jimmy Kimmel is Pro Vaccination
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Bikini Wearing Immigrant
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Spiderman Reboot Gets a Writer
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Fame Whore Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Jared Leto’s Haircut is News
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Parrot Takes a SHower
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Maitland Ward is the Best Kind of Fame Whore
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Pretty Naked Fame Whore
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Luge Track in the Backyard
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Melissa Debling is a Slut in Slutty Pics
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Beiber’s New Pussy
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Banned Nutella Commercial
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Emrata Has Tits
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Lea Michele Cleavage
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Cindy Crawford is Good in a Bikini When On her Back
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Rumer Willis from Behind
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The Get Hard Red Band Trailer
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Miley Cyrus Perky Tits – Pokies
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Gemma Atkinson is a Slut in Slutty Pics
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Iggy Azalea Horseback Riding…Because She’s Fancy
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Kris Jenner Closed a 100 Million Dollar Deal…
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Courtney Palm Naked in Zombeavers
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Dancing With the Stars Whores
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Scrapbook of Beautiful Women from Around the World
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The Lewinsky Reference in the Clinton Portrait
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The Dude Jumping into a Tub of Coke Covered in Mentos is a Hero
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A Bunch of Girls with Big Tits
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Ass Insertions.
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Mirror Mounted Dildo
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Lady Boy Video That Will Traumatize You…It is Also the Reason I don’t Have Advertisers
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AMazing Naked girl of the Day
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Lesbian Porn on a Raft
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Pussy Piercing!
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Random Objects in Pussy
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This Butt Aint Normal
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This Butt Is…
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The Cameltoe of the Future
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Some Chick Named Vivien Strips
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Rita Ora Compilation
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Big Tits Eat Bacon
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Shailene Woodley is Into Being Naked
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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