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2015

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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My latest sext is “you are the kind of girl I wouldn’t taken to see 50 shades of grey, but rather make our own 50 shades of grey, that puts 50 shades of grey to shame, like it was either dried up and too old to get it up…or a fucking virgin….who I would rather have sex with, because you’re washed up, old, and probably have AIDS”…it’s going over pretty well…apparently, with the right gutter girl, AIDS is still a relevant thing…usually she’s a needle sharer…

Here are some stepLINKS…for Valentine’s Day…

Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples on Friends Compilation
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Madonna Didn’t Get Off to 50 Shades
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50 Shades of Dakota Johnson Tits
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Naked Kelly Brook
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TOday in TOpless protestors
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16 and Pregnant Star Charged with Prostitutiion
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Jenna is the Slut of the Day
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Chrissy Teigen is Disgusting
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Crimson Peak Trailer…
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How Did These Girls Lose Their Virginity
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The Saddest Valentine’s Day Craigslist Personal Ads
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Anna Kendrick Has No Time for Naked Selfies
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Girls React to DIck Pics
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Models on Leo’s Model Stalking
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Jenny McCarthy is Old as Fuck
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Two More Cosby Rapists
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SNL Producer Releases Behind the Scenes Pics
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Disney Gave Cinderella a Good Waist Training
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Lucy Hale – Ass in Jeans
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Lookin’ Down Shirts
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Dog Hates Huge Cat Decoration
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The Origins of the 13 Most Common Superstitions
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Alyssa Miller in Lingerie
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Crazy Person on a Scooter
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Bar Refaeli Lives
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Maitland Ward is Hilarious
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Bjork is Weird as Fuck
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More Cindy Crawford – No Photoshop
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Olivia Culpo THighs
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Beyonce is the One Night Stand on Valentine’S Day People Want
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LeAnna Rimes is Old and Shopping of the DAy
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Mirror Selfies
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The Greatest Daily Show Correspondents of All Time
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Zookeeper Gets Attacked By Giant Albino Python
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Ashley Benson is Out Shopping
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Man Who Gropes Women – Of the Day
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Drake Disses Tyga and his 17 Year Old Gf
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Fake Jennifer Lawrence Nudes
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Milf in a Wet T-Shirt
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Big Jiggling Boobs
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In Japan this is Considered Sexy
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Wrist Deep
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Topless Stretch
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Attack of the Gas Pump
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Disturbing Use of a Hammer
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

13

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got drunk with a 45 year old who just moved here from California. I asked her what she did in California in the 90s, she said “Roller skated”….I asked her what she did in the 2000s…she said “meth”…

I’m in love…perfect for Valentine’s Day…my wife could benefit from her diet tips..

Here are some stepLINKS..

Bella Thorne Lookin’ Hot
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Girls in Towels…
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Emile Hirsch is in Rehab
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Vin Diesel Sings a Love Song
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Shaq and Kelly Rippa Would Make for Weird Sex
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The Biggest Pitbull on Earth
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Ariana Grande Owns a Dude Who Hates Her Tits
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Cool Guy of the DAy
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Dakota Johnson is Not Hot
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Drinking in RUssia – Helmet Cam
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How Did These Girls Lose Their Virginity
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Claudia Romani – Fame Whore on Valentine’s Day
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2015

12

Feb

steplINKS of the Day

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I’m still working on my romance writing. This is what I’ve come up with today….

I want to slide my dick inside you, teasing your clit with my fingers, slowly thrusting into you, you left begging me to go deeper…screaming “deeper” and “deeper” and I’m like “I got no more dick”…”I’m giving you all I got”…feeling insecure, I lose my erection…but decide to be a hero…so I say “let me grab my black neighbor…I’m going to go watch TV”….fuck…I don’t have a TV…I guess I’ll just watch my black neighbor rail you instead.

Fucking size queens…ruin all the romance…

Here are some steplinks…

Chloe Moretz Barely Legal Round-Up
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Danny Masterson Tells All You Scientology Haters to Fuck Off
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Things That Bounce
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Police Kill a Dude WHo Threw Rocks at Them
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Kate Upton and Her Massive Tits..
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Genevieve Morton’s Huge Tits
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Street Bike, Rallycar And Snowmobile Getting Crazy On Ice
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Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Naked Their Girl James….
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Kendall Jenner in a Hot Red Dress
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Panny Mathis is a Slut of the Day
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Porn Stars Read Hate Mail
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Katie Holmes See Through To Bra
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Australian Teen Gets First Penis Reduction
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See Through of the DAy
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Anna Kendrick Cleavage Show
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Pam Anderson Gets Another Divorce
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Actress Ass in Leggings….
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Kylie Jenner Blonde
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Scarlett Johansson’s Shopping…
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James Bond Behind the Scenes
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Teen Mom Farrah Thinks She’s Contrinbuting to the Economy
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SI Swimsuit Girls…
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Pole Vaulting Babe
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Fisherman Pulls in the Biggest Tuna Ever
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Seal’s Hot Young Model
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Weird Family Feud ANswer
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Some Charlotte McKinney Florida Trash Lingerie Pics
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This Dude’s Got a Bad Batch of Mojo…
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Zoo Magazine Valentines Day Issue
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Some Possibly Unreleased Spice Girls Songs
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How to Humilate a Friend at Airport Security
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Janet Jackson Shopping
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Chrissy Teigen Attention Seeking
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Dude Performs CPR on Dog After It Was Hit By Car
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Game of Thrones Dragons
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J,Woww Post Baby Boobs
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Dude Gets Arrested for Spanking Police Horse
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Some Lara Flynn Boyle Nudity
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Some Amazing Pics of Girls in Bikinis
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Buy Panties!!
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This Girl Doesn’t Want to Eat Her Dinner
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Big Tits in the Sun
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Caught in the Act!
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Three Girls Get Naked
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Cops Kill a Guy for Throwing Rocks
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Nasty Blonde Orgasm
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

12

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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50 Shades of Grey is coming out…and every middle aged women is ready to cum herself…thanks to it helping them find the clit and massaging it.

I know people who have already seen it, loved it and figured the next step in getting girls to send me pussy pics is to really step up my romance novel writing skills.

So this is what I’ve been sending people so far:

I want our first date to be couples therapy….then I want to try fisting you.

#Romance

Here are some morning links…

Kim Kardashian is Disgusting…Talking About Her Big Pussy, Being Rich…the fucking Worst..
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Conan at the Korean Spa
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Girls who Aren’t in Bras
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Rita Ora only has 4 Lines in 50 Shades
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Charlie Sheen Defends Brian WIlliams
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Random Fame Whore in a Bikini
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Rumer Willis Tiny Skirt
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San Francisco Public Transit is Exposing People to Measles
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Angelina Jolie and her Army
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Pole Vaulting with a Babe
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2015

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always love running into strippers or escorts I’ve met while drinking and paying them to make their vaginas do a puppet show…during the day…at the grocery store…with their kids…or moms…for some reason, it brings me great joy. The double life, ho pretending to not be a ho…..That happened today. It was a highlight….another highlight…watching a girl get her nipples pierced….by sneaking into a piercing shop and lingering around until they made me leave. Not that you care about me.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Helena Bonham Carter Naked with a Giant TUna
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So Many Hot Asses
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Elisabetta Canalis in Leather…
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Chelsea Handler is Not Pregnant
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Abigail Ratchford is Making Moves
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Family Feud Answer of the Week
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Megan Fox Hot Mom Ass on set
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Slut of the Day
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Emmy Rossum’s Booty Shot
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Walmart Fight!
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Megan Trainor is Super Horney….and Fat.
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Upgraded Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
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Oldest Man in Australia Knits Sweaters for Penguins
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Padma in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift and Kanye are Best Friends Now
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Samantha Hoopes in a See Through Shirt
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50 Year Old Sophie B Hawkins is Knocked Up…Weird
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Charlie Hebdo is Back
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This Cat Doesn’t Care
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Some Cute GIrls
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny
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Stupid Tattoos….
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Jon Stewart’s First Daily Show Appearance
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Vida Guerra’s Big Round Ass
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Playboy Miss Social…
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Claudia Romani Fame Whores for Valentine’s Day
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Miley’s Porn Was Pulled from the Film Fest She Entered it Into
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Rachel McAdam’s Dumpy Ass
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14 Celebs Before they Were Famous
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Lady Gaga Not Dressed like a Freak
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Kevin Hart will Host Some Bieber Roast
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Some Hot Model S Topless
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Pollution in China!
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This Lady Needs a Bigger Car
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Gym Girls
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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage
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Hannah Davis Dance Video
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X-Tina Whores Her Baby For People Magazine
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ABC Is Turning Uncle Buck into an All Black Cast TV Show
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Clamp them Titties..
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Hot Girls 2 Fingers Deep
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Rainbow Raver Bright and her Butt Plug
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Some Girls Strips in the Convertible
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Panty Masturbation
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Some Busty Chick
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Jessie Andrews and Carter Cruise Go At It
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Tessa Fowler’s Big Boobs
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Face Fitting
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I had a moment where I could finally relate to rich people. I was in line at the coffee shop and some homeless guy was in front of me, complaining that his coffee was 2 dollars, because he only had 1.90, and I was like “broke ass motherfucker”….because I had 5 dollars….and I cut him in line and grabbed my change like a fucking boss…

Here are some morning links…

Brian Williams Suspended for 6 Months
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John Stewart’s Daily Show Goodbye
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Dr Phil – No Audio
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J.Woww Got Tits
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Girls With Smiles
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Kennedy Summers – Bikini Wearing Fame Whore
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Uma Thurman’s New Face
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Some Harry Potter Bullshit Edit You’ll Like
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Summer St Claire in Lingerie
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Girls Taking Selfies
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Selena Gomez Round Face
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College Football Photobomb
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Helen Mirren Falling is Over – In the Doggy Style Position
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2015

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I know it isn’t morning, but when you’re an alcoholic who sleeps all day, when not at celebrity events with Taylor Swift and Hozier….Katy Perry and Diplo…Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith…and god knows who the fuck else, open bar has a tendency to make me challenge open bar…to make sure they don’t beat me and that I get my full use out of them…

I mean, unless that was all a dream…and I’m really just in my shitty apartment with my fat wife drinking rubbing alcohol, which is all I can afford…

I’m pretty sure I’m really just in my shitty apartment with my fat wife drinking rubbing alcohol…but pretending to hang with celebrities…and not realize it…makes for a better story than I tried jerking off to an asshole pic some fat chick sent me a month ago….because I was curious what an asshole of someone who eats/shits as much as her would look like…and it turns out…not so good.

Here are some stepLINKS

Jon Stewart Quitting Daily Show
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Uma Thurman’s Face is Mangled…
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Kate Hudson’s Body is Looking Hot as Fuck
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Miley at the Porn Festival
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Ariana Grande VS Dude Who Hates on her Tits
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Britney Spears Underwear Line….
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Slut of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Demands Lucky Charms…Marshmallows Only
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Micaela Schaefer Does Valentines Day
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Fails of the Week
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Joanna Krupa Showing Off Tits
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Taylor Swift Banging Hozier…..Take Him to Church….
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Pics of Taylor Swift and Hozier Fucking…Together….
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Foul Play Suspected in Bobbi Kristina Incident
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Vagina Yogurt Sounds Disgusting
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A Girls POV is Alright
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Kim Kardashian Tits
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Jeb Bush Leaks Emails and Home Addresses and SSNs of Thousands
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Sports Illustrated Models Hang
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Natalie Dormer is Scary Without Make-Up
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Charli XCX Booty Flash
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Airplane Nearly Collides with Sky Divers
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Kendall Jenner’s Weirdo Topless Shoot
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Erin Heatherton Nipples
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Leonardo DiCaprio Made Out with a Model in Front of Rihanna
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Sophie Turner for Town and Country
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Man Laughs at Dog for Slipping on Ice
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Hilary Duff Body
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Rihanna’s Topless Shoot
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Steve Buscemi in 50 Shades of Grey
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Dr Phil Without Dialog is GOod
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Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Together
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Jessica Davies is Alright
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Emmy Rossum is Dykey for FLesh Magazine
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Some Random Trash With a Trashy Tattoo in a Bikini
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Chocolate Anus
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Rob Kardashian is Fat – Fuck the Haters
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Guess the Ass
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Barbara Palvin in Glamour
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Some Chick Named Summer Modeling Lingerie
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Angry Wife VS the Audi R8
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Helen Mirren in Anal Stance
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Crazy Bitch of the Day
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Webcam Girl and Her Squirting Toy
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Naked Basketball Player
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Trinidad Fight of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Naked Yoga
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Big Stupid Tits
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Ass of the Day
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Flaming Russian Takes a Leap….
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In Case You Missed It – Turtling Bait
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Hot Ass Naked Babe
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Some Asses
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This Penis Sculpture is Actually Clouds
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Girl and her Cucumber
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Small Tits Naked in Bed
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Cop Who Overreacts of the Day
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

10

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The worst thing about sexting is when you get a sexting nazi who decides that it is degrading to women to ask for spread asshole pics…leading to a negotiating process that leads to no spread asshole pics…but a lot of messages of nonsense involving, but not limited to, being called a creepy pervert…which in the event you didn’t know…I am.

Yes. I talk about sexting a lot. It is all I know.

Here are some morning links…

Man VS Nutella
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Snowboarding When an Avalanche Stars
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Nina Agdal Does Bikinis
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MTV is Bringing Back Teen Mom Farrah – Because They Are Obviously Out of Ideas.
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Robyn Lawley Isn’t That Plus Sized…
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Garbage Doesn’t Like Kanye
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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The Truck that Couldn’t Reverse Hack…
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Miranda Kerr Busty
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Charli XCX Keeps Trying
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When Superman Meets Captain America – Nothing Happens – Because They Are Actually Just Actors
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The Guy Who Trolled the Grammy Museum is Pretty Funny
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Marines Dance OFf…
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So Many Thigh Gaps…
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Mike Hawk of the Day
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Death of American WOman Held Hostage by ISIS….
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2015

09

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of drinking until 7 am was not coming home to a pig of a wife, but rather asking a girl who looked like a model, to show me her vagina, numerous times..until her boyfriend asked me to stop…because I guess the world doesn’t have an appreciation of small talk….everyone is just too busy taking selfies…and trying to get noticed..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Wet Girls
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This Week in TV Nudity
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Diplo and Taylor Swift Made Up
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John Legend Had Sex with a Hooker at an Obama Event
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Padma in a Bikini
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Nicki Minaj Tits
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Cat Escape Artist
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Slut of the Day
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Iggy at the Grammys
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Iggy Azalea VS Pizza
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Black People Brunch…..
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Jessica Alba’s Mom Cleavage
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Yoko Ono Ass
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Bruce Jenner – Murderer
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Gwyneth Paltrow Introduces Beyonce
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Jorgie Porter’s Friend Flashes His Penis
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The Cat that Wants to Go Outside
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Micaela Schaefer Does Valentines Day
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event
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Nicki Minaj Breasts
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The Best Cartoons of the 90s
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Cute Girls With Glasses
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Victoria Justice Midriff
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Cleavage
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Dog VS Dust Blower
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Topless Bikini Girl
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Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini
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Brooke Burke on a Highway
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Madonna Half Naked at the Grammys
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Lookin’ Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt
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Today in Russia…
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Emrata’s Deleted Instagram Pic
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The Greatest Pizza Art
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Pics from the Ghetto
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Czech Model Nude in Some Bullshit
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Dude Goes Crazy
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Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt
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Natalie Portman Cleavage
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Grammys
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Man Calls 911 100 Times Out of Drunken Boredom
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Joanna Krupa Side Boob
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Jane Fonda is Hot as Fuck
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Dirty GIrls!
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Madonna is Too Old for This
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Kendall Jenner – Booty
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Cam Girl Turtling..
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Porn GIF of the Day
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Greek Slut Nude Photos Leaked
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Oiling Up That Bouncy Ass
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Girl Pours Acid on BFs Penis After He Leaked a Sex Tape
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A Girl and her Dog
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Girls You Shouldn’t go Down On
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Good Times
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Cam Sluts cuz We Love Sluts
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These Tits are Massive
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

09

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I got so excited about the Grammys that I forgot to update the site…

But I am here now..so get ready for it…

I mean i could say I was fucking Madonna up the ass at a Grammy party…

Ok…I’ll say I was fucking Madonna up the Ass at a Grammy party…

Here are some morning Links…

I hate my life…

Madonna at the Grammys
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Barbie Was at the Grammys
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Charges Dropped for the Times Square Spiderman
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Marine on the Dance Floor
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A bunch of people at the Grammys
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Joanna Krupa and her Side Boob
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Accidental Topless Model of the Day
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This Cat Really Wants to Go Outside
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Joan Rivers 28 Million Dollar House…
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Today in Thigh Gap…
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Padma in a Bikini!
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