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2014

12

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When asking a girl if she’s a prostitute – or how much she charges for sex – you should make sure it isn’t at a day spa your wife bought you a groupon for, because not all hot tubs, saunas and steam rooms are designed for rub and tugs, and they will ask you to leave, even if you didn’t take full advantage of your 2 for 1 90% off deal…

I guess they aren’t aware that we are all prostitutes…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Jenny McCarthy’s Got Herself a Reality Show
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Drunk Girl – Gets Propositioned – when Asking for Help – Because Drunk Girls are Easy
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Britney Spears – New Love
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Princess Leia Street Harassment
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Jennifer Akerman Topless
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Animals Rockin’ Beards
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Bon Jovi is Old as Fuck
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Kim Kardashian’s Kid is Trying to Escape
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Conan’s Attempt to Be Sons of Anarchy
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15 Dumb People
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Beyonce Woke Up and Used Photoshop Like This.
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Robert Pattison’s Mohawk
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17 Signs it is Time To Turn Around
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Stephen Colbert Breaks Character
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The Bill Cosby Meme Generator Went Well
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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie
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2014

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I learned that when you are with someone who points out where their loved one died in a horrible car accident – you shouldn’t say – “it’s too bad they didn’t have the car accident up the street, it’s much more scenic”…that’s the wrong thing to say.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nicki Minaj is Sorry for the Nazi Video
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Jena Malone Freakish Panty Flash
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Top 10 Green Text Stories on 4Chan
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7 Emojis for Sociopaths
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Pat Sajak Walked Off Wheel of Fortune Stage
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Barbara Palvin Topless for Madame Figaro
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Simpson’s Futurama Couch Gag….
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Pregnant WOman Begging for Money is So Fuckign Hot
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Girls Taking Selfies…
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Aubrey O’Day is Braless
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Megan Fox Covered in a Sexy Robe
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Slut of the Day
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Keri Russell in Leather
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Lea Michele at the Nail Salon
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Miley Cyrus Hates Jennifer Lawrence
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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples
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12 Specific “Not Allowed” Signs
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Top 3 Model Instagrams
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Top Military Movies
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Lupita Nyongo in Some Formal Bike Shorts
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Rocket Powered Bike Breaks Speed Record
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Karlie Kloss Cleavage Show
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Chick-Fil-A’s Listof Words Employees Can’t Use
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A Whole Bunch of Paparazzi Pics
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Fat Kelly Brook – Fat Tits on Instagram
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Craziest Coach Meltdowns
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Taylor Swift Slutty in her New Video
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Nina Agdal Poses in Lingerie
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Thigh Gaps
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Chrissy Teigen in Shorts
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17 Ways to Know You Came to the Wrong Neighborhood
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Madonna Topless Outtakes
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Maitland Ward is a Pile of Trash
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News Reporter of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley Ass for Esquire
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Zooey Deschanel Sucks
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Cara Delevinge at Topshop
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Gurls Tugging at Clothes
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Zoe Kravitz is Scary
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Arianny Celeste Busting Out
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People Who Took MultiTasking to the NExt Level
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Weed May be Legal in NYC
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Camera Inside a Bubble of Water
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Throwback to Lucy Lawless Naked
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Babe in a See Through Bikini
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Babe in Lingerie..
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Poop Diving
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Dildo Play!
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Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day
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Ass in Motion
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Naked Lone Ranger
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Strip By the Piano
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Inny Vagina of the Day
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Spread Ass of the Day
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Hello Kitty Panties
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently, people don’t like veteran’s day jokes. Always so uptight about remembering the people who fought for our freedom / government initiatives…

But the good news is…people like tits and ass…because that is something I can deliver…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning..

Nicki Minaj Glorifies Nazis
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Best Military Uniforms From Around the World.
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Americas Oldest Veteran is a Badass
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Kate Beckinsale in a White Dress…
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Hot Air Balloon Ride…
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Kelly Osbourne’s Close Call with Being Interesting…
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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip…
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Robert Plant Didn’t Rip Up an 8 Million Dollar Led Zeppelin Deal…
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Abigail Ratchford Bikini Action…
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Jennifer Aniston is a Slut
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Rocket Powered Bicycle Breaks Speed Record
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15 Billboard of True Genius
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Bradley Cooper Topless in a Tub
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17 Hilarious Infographics on the Frustration of Life..
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Liquid Mercury vs Salt
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2014

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the last hour driving around a tranny prostitute hangout – hoping to bet whether the 10 dollar blowjob was from a girl or a guy dressed like a girl…with myself…my trick is to guess based on the shoes…and I have a 40 % success rate…

Here are some stepLINKS..

12 People WHo Said Fuck It..
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Top 10 Nicki Minaj is Glorifying Nazis.
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Topless Pornstars in New Jersey
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Public Sex Gets Couple Six Months in Jail
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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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10 Times You Didn’t Notice the Killer in Too Many Cooks
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Nick Jonas Sex Scene
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The French Kim Kardashian Tried to Kill Her Boyfriend…
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Reese Witherspoon Pink Dress…
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Anastasia Ashley Hot for Esquire
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You Didn’t See This Coming….
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Slut of the Day
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Pregnant Blake Lively
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Jessica Lowndes Naked Enough for Attention
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The Science of Interstellar
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass in JEans
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Jena Malone Panty Flash
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Balance Artist in Dubai
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Jennifer Aniston in a White Dress
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Generally Approves of Intersteallar
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Some Pretty Girls
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12 Facebook Fails of World Traveling Idiots
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Arianny Celeste Big Tits
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Why Do We Like the Smells of Our Own Farts
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Kelly Brook’s Big Fucking Belly
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Khloe Kardashian See THrough
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Kids React to Old Cameras
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Ashley Benson Big Cleavage…
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Nicole Kidman Nipple
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Amanda Bynes is Good
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Margot Robbie is Harley Quinn / Jared Leto is The Joker
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Sara Malakul Lane Topless
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15 Ridiculous Dumb Local New Stories…
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You Can Now Say Pussy on Comedy Central…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Pregnant Girl of the Day
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Big Naked Kinky Boobs
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Babe Strips After Yoga
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Dad Fights Son and Fails
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Titty Tap
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you are trying to get a girl to have sex with you – do not tell her that she shouldn’t be scared to come home with you because you only murder homeless people, especially if you don’t murder homeless people, because she will find you weird and the defense that they don’t pay taxes or have a civic address means they aren’t actual people and in turn don’t count when you kill them, won’t hold up in court…and it won’t hold up when debating why she should go home with you…

Here are some morning links…

Really Stupid Extreme Sports
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Totally Unretouched Photo of Britney Spears
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Bathroom Mirror Prank
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The Interception of the Year
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini
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Chinese Chicken Themed Pop Song
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Protest Signs of the Day
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Dancing Roommate
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12 Clever Repurposed Things
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Alyssa Arce in a Black and White Shoot
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Young Boston Fan
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Mascots that Will Lose Their Job
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Lais Navarro is Modelling Bikinis
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3 Year Old VS Rubiks Cube
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Baby Gorilla Killed at the San Francisco Zoo – Because Zoo’s are Inhumane
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Jessa Duggar Didn’t Bang Her Husband in Church
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11 Awesome Dad Reflexes
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Dudes Ruining Photos of Babes
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2014

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I have never had a girl want to have my baby. I know so many dudes who have had crazy bithes trap them for life by refusing the abortion, you know girls who just wanted the man, or the sperm donor, but for some reason, a reason I call genetically inadequate, even the worst fat chick looks at me and says “I would neve rhave that dudes kid”…they say…”even though i am a mormon jesus lover who hates abortion, pregnancy with that guy would be the fucking worst, and I’d vaccuum that fucker out”….

Sure, It’s worked out for me, but maybe I want to make babies, have a legacy through a parasite piece of shit…or at least try to make babies, inside models, and strippers, because it’s fun…now if only I can get a boner…#alcoholism…

Here are some stepLINKS…

14 Vintage Sex Toys…that Look Like Torture Devices…
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Seinfeld is Autistic
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Girls in Bed
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Wird Hits a GoPro with a Golf Club
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Rachel Bilson and Boyfriend Named Their Kid Briar Rose
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Candice Swanepoel Set of VS Shoot
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Patricia Jordane’s Racy Naked Shoot
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Ben Affleck Flexes his Tits
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Doutzen Kroes Pregancy Body…
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10 Favorite Quotes From Jon Stewart from New York Mag
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The Best Moustaches to Ever Be on TV
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A Bunch of Asses
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Keira Knightley Topless Shoot
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3 Supermodel Instagrams
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Sea Lion Chases a Boat
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Slut of the Day
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Kaley Cuoco Shit Her Pants
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15 Signs that will Offend
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Some Instagram Ho of the Day
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Great Historical Photos
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Vincent Van Gogh – May have been Murdered
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Body Parts that are in Fashion…
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Cara Delevingne Sex with Jack O’Connell…
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Jennifer Aniston is Ugly
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Taylor Swift Crystal Light Mash-Up Video
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Ass Implants of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Tits
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Mirror Selfies
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Lorde’s New Video
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Best News Story Ever
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The Raccoon that Hates the Cold
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Erica Campbell Takes off Bikini…
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Nina Agdal GIFs
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Britney Spears Braless Candids…
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The Big Old Titties…
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Viola Bailey Big Tits..
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Nicole Kidman – Nipple SLip
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Topless Model Brushes Teeth
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Busty Brunette Has a Vag
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Jagerbomb Bar Trick with a Slut
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Candice Swanepoel’s Lingerie…
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I made friends with Sugar Babies last night, not because they were trying to get my internet money that I spend every month on a case of beer, because when you set low expectations for yourself you usually reach them…

Anyway, it was interesting to see that these Sugar babies are really not that much different than hookers, but they think they are. They have the hooker look, walk, hustle and level of class that comes with openly admitting they fuck for money, rather than models who just think they deserve to fuck for money…

That said, they didn’t accept my 10 dollars for a blow job at the end of the night and I was the biggest loser in all this, yet I’m still fat…confusing..

Polar Bear Getting Arrested
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Big Squishy Tits!
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Vintage Toys That Look Like Torture Devices
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Interstellar with 2001 Space Odyssey Mash Up
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Coco Bikini Body
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Kalli Thorne in Panties
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Drunk Spice
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Adult Swim’s 11 Minute Show made of Opening Credits
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Night Skiing is Crazy
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Dog VS Baby’s First Crawl
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2014

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

@minastefan does her own #stepGIRLS #selfie shoot because we asked her to…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

Follow me on instagram INSTAGRAM and you probably won’t see me drunk with Irish women talking about how inconvenient pants are – and how unnecessary they are in public – and if it wasn’t for these social pressures and norms we live by…we would live in a far less oppressive policed state…but you will see random selfies girls send me…

Here are some steplinks…

15 Signs that Are Offensive….
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GIrls in Bras
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Duggar’s Kissing
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Genevieve Morton in a Bikini
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Dany is the Slut of the Day
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Urban Snowboarding
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It’s Easy to Sneak Contraband into Rikers Island
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Britains Actor of the Year is Some Chick in an Awful Dress
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Chrissy Teigen is a Lunatic
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Caitlin O’Connor Daisy Dukes
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Kelly Brook Lingerie Model..
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Selena Gomez Outtakes from Some Music Video
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Krysten Ritter Takes Public Transit
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Fat Ass in Leggings
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Christina Milian in Jeans
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“Fight Me” Prank
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Cute Baby Sea Otter
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Britney Spears Pokies
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Britney Spears is Terrifying
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Paris Hilton Cleavage
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Paris Hilton Has Sold 2 Billion in Perfume
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Star Wars “The Force Awakens”
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Ashley Tisdale Legs
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Stacy Keibler Post Baby Tits…
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Stacy Keibler Post Pregnancy Body
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Margot Robbie Tit Slip
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Nicki Minaj Big Cleavage
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How to Make a Michael Bay Film
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Nicole Kidman is a Robot
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Drunk Scary Spice
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Rachel Bilson Shat Out a Baby…
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Lisa Opie Yoga Pose
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10 Accidentally Perverted Sculpture…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Lesbians of the Day
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Weird Girl of the Day
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Naked Amateur Dressed Like Santa
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Busty Chick of the Day
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3 Naked Girls with 3 Hula Hoops…
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Some Playboy Chick
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Cara Buono from Waterland…
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Ass in Motion..
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Bad Pregnant Girl…
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Chinese Couple of the Day
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Wardrobe Malfunction
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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Selfie Bait
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Words of Wisdom. I’m here to inspire….and by inspire I mean tell stories of my awful and failed life to make you feel better about yours, while talking about celebrities who aren’t even that hot or sexy or interesting, but who have won….

I am also here to trick you into sending me nudes.

So Send Nudes…

I’m still drunk.

Lindsay Lohan Did Some Mean Girls Reunion Shoot – Because It is the Last Time She Mattered…
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Night Skiing is Cool
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Jeopardy Has the Best Fake Rapper Names
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12 Green Screen GIFs to Show You Hollywood Sucking
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Lady Gaga is Topless Backstage and Disgusting
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Artie Lange from Howard Stern Tweets ABout How He Wants to be a Slave Owner
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A whole bunch of Redheads….
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Jessica Chastain in Captain America / a Black Dress
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The Breasts at the CMAs
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Classic Movie Characters Who Died Dumb Deaths
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Britney has a New Boyfriend….handler…
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Ariana Grande at the CMAs
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Honey Boo Boo Slept in the Same Bed as the Molester – Because That’s What Molesters are into – even with fat girls who probably got her period at 4 due to fat
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Miranda Kerr Possible See Through
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Underwater Hotel of the Day
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Kat Torres is Hot in her Bikini
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Times Ice Cream Looks like Jizz
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This Guy Wants to be Eaten Alive by an Anaconda For TV Ratings
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

Never offer a uptight girl dressed like Wednesday Addams a half eaten cupcake you found on the subway, telling her you are giving it to her because you love her, and that eating it is worth the ebola scare…because she won’t appreciate.

Definitely don’t tell a girl you will force her to eat it..she will tell bar security and they will ask you to leave – because everyone is a jerk….when it comes to half eaten cupcakes you threaten to make girls eat for love…

Fascinating…

I’m drunk

Fuck you…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hoff Picture of the Day
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Internet Cleavage
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Salma Hayek is a Slut…
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Kelly Brook is a Slut
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Nicki Minaj is a Slut
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15 Animals Bro-ing Out…
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Kylie Jenner Gets Sued
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Magician Scares a Bitch
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It’s Ok for the Army to Call Soldiers Negros
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Jamie Chung is a Whore
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Katherine McPhee is a Slut
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Amanda Bynes is Fat
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Girls Tugging on Their Clothes…
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20 Food Related World Records
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How About Some Dakota Fanning
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Slut of the Day
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10 Reasons Why Trampolines are Good..
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Miranda Kerr Shitty See Through
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Some Taylor Swift Cover for You Homos
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Beyonce is a Slut
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Jessica Biel is Full of Babies
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15 Perfect GIFs
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Gisele is a Dude
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Taylor Swift is a Robot
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Anne Hathaway Slutty as Fuck..
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Katherine McPhee in Tight Dres…
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15 Mesmerizing Class Doodles…
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Karreuche Tran has a Bra
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2014 Fail Compilation
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Iggy Azalea Vag Slip
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Ice Cream That Looks Like Jizz
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Lorenzo Lamas Calls Shauna Sand a Bad Mom…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Big Tits in Video…Real Big Tits…in Video
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3 Naked Girls with 3 Hula Hoops…
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Breast Milking of the Day
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New Dance Craze
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Legit Attention Whore
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Big Brother Shower Time
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Crazy Baby Chiro
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Finger Every Hole
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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