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2014

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite thing is having friendships with hookers. There was once a time when I would try to get free sex out of hookers, or make fun of hookers for being vile pigs with no self worth, filling some void for very little money…

But now, I just want to hang with them, talk about their feelings, and hear their war stories..

You know never judge a book by it’s willingness to fuck strangers for 75 dollars….

Here are some morning links…

Words of Wisdom from Food Signs…
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Kristen Stewart Cut Her Hair Into a Pile of Orange
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10 Amazing Celeb Mullets!
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Miley Cyrus Posing with Drugs…
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Paris Hilton Bikini Party
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Fat Sleeping Guy Sues Yankees
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Old Couple Knows Team Work
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Portrait Made Out of Garbage
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The ESPN Body Issue Cover is Jokes..
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Sarah Palin May Be on the View
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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I hate Jimmy Fallon – But Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Doing Iggy Azalea with Crosby, Stills and Nash…is ridiculous….
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2014

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I get so many nudes everyday, that I wake up and my Facebook and phone and email are filled the fuck up to the brim with pics of all kinds of vaginas from all kinds of girls…

So now I’ve started trolling girls who send me these pussy pics, the same girls who 10 years ago I would have been negotiating with for these pussy pics…

One girl send me a pussy pic when I was eating and I said “Ewww, I’m trying to eat”….another sent one and I said “what the hell is that”….it’s been really fun to see the reactions…

So girls, send in your pussy pics, if you want me to make you feel like shit about you vagina, even though we all know I’d love to have it smother me..

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Bikini Pic of Babes Tanning You Will See Today
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Today in Thigh Gap!
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The Thieving Women Getting Busted Stealing in FLorida – Hilarious – It Has to be Staged
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Courtney Stodden Tits on a Midgets Face
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini – Bent Over
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Fanny Neguesha in a Bikini
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Justene Jaro s the Slut of the Day
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Kaley Cuoco Bikini
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10 Awesome Lessons from Drunk History
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Paris Hilton Bikinis
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Emmy Rossum in a Bikini
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Solid Sign in the Public Bathroom
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Suki Waterhouse at Wimbeldon
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Brooke Burke Ass in Tights
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Courtney Stodden is a Movie Star
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Jessica ALba’s New Sin City Trailer
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Sherri Shepherd Tries to Cancel Her Surrogate Baby
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How to Sell Fences
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Tilda Swinton Nude Stills from a Movie – Scary
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Jessica Simpson Wedding Pics
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Ashlee Simpson is Dumpy as Fuck
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Let’s take a minute for Some James Franco Poetry…
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Joe Simpson Fucks
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Nina Dobrev Fashion Show Hustle….
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Kaley Cuoco Beach in Cabo
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Keira Knightley’s Nipples are Good
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Fireworks Filmed with a Drone
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Jennifer Lawrence Summer Tan…
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Kaley Cuoco Bikini in Cabo
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Topless Pussy Cat Doll!
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Donatella Versace Turns 800
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Driving in the Ukraine
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Model You Should Know Of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Look Like a Sam Jackson Fan
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Dirty Bus of the Day
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Kids React to Gameboy
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Leo Looks His Age:
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Scarlett Johannson Full Frontal
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Hot Slut You Want to Fuck…or that You Want to have Fuck YOu…
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Myths About the Brain
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Lesbian Michelle Rodriguez Kissing Gay Zac Effron
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Brooklyn Team Having an Elaine Dance Off is Weird
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Babes in Sports Bras!
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Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Lesbians with Fat Asses in Concert Together Fucking the System…
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Bieber on a Boat with Bitches
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Notes Calling Out Neighbors for Loud Sex
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Porn GIFS
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There is an App For Your Kegels
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Busty Big Tits Teen
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Babe Fingering Herself
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Girl Farts in a Dude’s Face
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – WEED SMOKING GIRLS – MASTURBATE!!!
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Toothbrush Vibe!
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Sophie Dee Showing Big Tits
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Handball Fall Leads to Sexy Position
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I may be Canadian, but I like to think that everyday is my independence day, you know since I am living the American dream…eating fast food and dealing with fame hungry sluts who are willing to do anything to get ahead, like send me videos of them fisting themselves, since sexting artistic nudes is for the girls who don’t want it bad enough…

Life is entertaining, even when it is shitty.

Here are some morning stepLINKS…because other sites wake up before me…

14 People Launching Fireworks Out of Their Asses
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Selfie Camera Pics
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Miley Got a Tribute Tattoo of Her Dog
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Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Want Babies – They Get in the Way
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Playbe Chick Linked to Johnny Manziel
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Cleavage to Celebrate her Weekend Wedding
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Ariana Grande On a Stool
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Too Patriotic
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Paris Hilton Bikini Party
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The Joan Rivers getting Mad at CNN is Funny
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Big Morning Tits!
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Grandma VS SHark Attack
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2014

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Pic via LUCI FORD

Go America. To #Freedom while being watched and supervised by your government while being dumbed down by celebrities and they media….

Tonight…at least one of you will get pregnant, at least one of you will eat a hot dog, at least one of you will see real girls in bikinis, at least one of you will will see fire works, at least one of you shoot fireworks out of his ass, most of you will drink too much, at least one of you will will die from fireworks you made in your trailer part after drinking too much and driving….

And all I have to say is, if you are going to be stupid, be sure to film it…


If you are in Miami – save luna – she’s about to get killed – save her

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Here are some stepLINKS…

People Launching Fireworks Out of Themselves
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65 Pics of Girls in American Flags
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The Best Thing You’ll See in an American Flag
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Anthony of Opie and Anthony is Fired
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Celebs Sucking Popsicles!
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Slut of the Day
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10 Celebs in American Flags
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Things Not to Do Before Killing Your Kids
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Captain America Statistic Song
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Top 10 Celebrity Baby Bumps – Gross
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Ellie Goulding in a Phootshoot
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Patriotism Gone Too Far
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Katy Perry is Crazy
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Cop Beats Woman on the Side of the Highway
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Rita Ora in a Sports Bra Performing
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Brittany Palmer in a UFC Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Tight Dress….
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Zac Efron Does Michelle Rodriguez
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25 Greatest Goals in World Cup History
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Lily Allen Pussy Upskirt
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Keira Knightley’s Pokies
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Anne Hathaway in Pants
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Jewel is Single
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The Azealia Banks Show Is Funny
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Top 3 Model Instagrams Today
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Bieber on a Boat
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Rita Ora Likes Big Cock
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14 Reverse Fireworks
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Brush Your Pussy
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Hair Dryer Dildo
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Toothbrush Vibe
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4th of July Titty GIF
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – WEED SMOKING GIRLS – MASTURBATE!!!
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4th of July BBQ
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Big Tits for the 4th of July
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Remember, some asses wear bikinis, other asses eat them.

Also remember that telling a girl in skimpy bikini bottoms that you want to eat her underwear like you were her bikini bottoms….isn’t a good way to make friends with her boyfriend…

Also remember it is the fourth of July, time to celebrate your controlled freedom with fireworks…all over panties if you’re lucky.

Here are some stepLINKS….Fouth of July, July 4th, Fireworks fuck you.

Titty Bounce
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Rob Ford is Funny
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Top 10 Celebrities Wearing American Flags
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Kelly Brook Lingerie…..
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10 Delicious Hot Dog GIFS
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Zuzanna Chyba Topless in Volo Magazine….
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Slut if the Day
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Purple Haze on Cello
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Things Not To Do Before Killing Your Child….
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MSNBC Spits is so Regal…
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The Best Ass
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Tyra Banks Upskirt!
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Body Builder’s ARm Explodes
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Irina Shayk is Hot
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Rita Ora Big Cleavage
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Annalynne McCord showing Cleavage….
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Lea Michele Releases her New Boyfriend
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Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling Hated Each Other on The Notebook
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If Logos Were Literal…
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Lily Allen Pussy Upskirt
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Fat Chick Stuck in Balls
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Hot Girls With the American Flag
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Some WWE Chick Gets Arrested and Fired – Because the WWE is White Trash
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Lily Allen in a Slutty Dress
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Genevieve Morton Topless GQ
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Cow Udders of the Day
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19 Great Pics from History…
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Psychos Not Scared of Heights…
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The Month in Sports Related Women
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Cheryl Burke’s Intense Bra Outfit
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Kim Kardashian Pretending to Not Show Her vagina
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Lea Michele in Short Shorts
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Cindy Mello Lingerie Model
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Nicole Scherzinger, Head Pussy Cat Doll in a Bikini of the DAy
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Theresa Ortiz Bikini Pool Time Madness
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Top Instagram Girls You Don’t Know
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Girls Brushes Her Pussy
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Not the Best Way to Seduce a Girl on the Street
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Momsterbates
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The Girl with Wrinkled Tits
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Girl Flashes in the Mall
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Cock Blocking is for Assholes….
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Elle Macpherson’s Nudity…
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Cone in Asshole
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – WEED SMOKING GIRLS – MASTURBATE!!!
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Big Tit Spy Cam
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Naked in Public
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Cool Shirts Bro!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

03

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The wrong thing to write a girl who sends a pussy pic – is “Ewww, I’m trying to eat”….

10 Redneck BBQ Lifehacks
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So Much Booty!
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The Man Who Wanted a Monster Penis…
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The Best Sports GIFs of 2014
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Jurassic Park Theme Song – By Goats
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Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini!
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Jewel and Her Husband Divorce
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This Ariana Grande Performance is Crazy
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Zach Effron and Michele Rodriguez Together at Last
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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The Dude Dumped By Both His Girlfriends in the Dumbest Way
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Lindsay Lohan Out on her Birthday!
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Kendall Jenner and a Baldwin in a Bikini
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Michelle Rodriguez Keeps Doing Bikinis to Piss off her Ex Gf who isn’t even a Lesbian
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – WEED SMOKING GIRLS – MASTURBATE!!!
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Balsy Tennis Shot of the Day
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I Like a Girl’s POV
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The Walking Dead Season 5 Promo
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2014

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It always makes me laugh when the girls I sext get mad at me for no being exclusively sexting with them, like we’re fucking married, even though we’ve never met, and I am already married, and when you are married, sexting isn’t cheating, it’s just interactive masturbation…and that’s when I say, just shut up and send me a pic of your panties…I’m talking to you.

Worldcup Mascot Gets a Bump and Grind
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So Much Ass
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Weird Twerk!
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So Many Hot Legs!
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The Best Sports GIFS of 2014
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Andrea Rincon Hot Booty in a Bikini
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Cheerleader Who Kills Majestic African Animals…What the Fuck…
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Katherine Heigl on Why She Deosnt’ Work – I Assume Cuz She’s Too BusY Eating…
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Slut of the Day!
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Jordana Brewster is Hot Enough
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Rose McGowan is Amazing
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I’ve Never Found Winona Ryder Hot…Here she is
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Nicola Peltz Harper’s Bazaar China
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Beyonce’s Vagina in Very Very Tight Panties on Stage
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The Best ‘Murica Memes
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Grab Them Perfect Titties Bitch
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Angela Zatopek in a Bikini
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10 Seconds Song does Ariana Grande Problems
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Nad Blizerian is Pretty Funny
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Amy Willerton Bikini in France…
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Kim Kardashian in Fitness Gear is Funny to Me
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J,Lo’s Ass in Jeans – Is Kinda Hot
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The Best Patriotic Cocktails
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Hot Sluts with AMerican Flags!
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Hot Mentally Ill Celebrities
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29 Celebrity Impressions
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Kendall Jenner in Short Shorts
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Taylor Swift’s Got Legs!
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Funny Questions at VH1’s Robin Thicke Q&A
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Kate Moss Pokies in a Bikini…
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Tits Not Wearing a Wedding Ring…Why Because Her Husband Fucks Trannies
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The BEst Hobby Lobby Reactions
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Spiderman Statue With Boner Removed from Playground
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Justin Beiber Eats Shit Roller Skating
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The Best Classic Bombshells
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Youtube Duet Does The Beatles
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One Of The Uglier Hollywood Celebrities
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Some Celeb Hook-Ups THese Celebs Would Like to Forget
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Gabriela Rabelo is a Lingerie Model of the Day
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Irina Shayk at Some Event – Boring
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Greek Celeb Half Naked Getting Out of the Pool
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Sharon Stone – Craddle Robber and Other Pics
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Lohan Sued Grand Theft Auto
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Kelly Brook Dumpy Ass in a Booty
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Woman and Her Dick Shaped Balloon!
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Lesbian Threesome in the Sauna
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Some Chick’s Sideboob
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Hot Blonde Strip!
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Get Boners…
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Sexy Blonde in Nothing but Body Paint
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Public Nudity of the Day
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Redhead Figners
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Hot as Fuck Video Video of the Day
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Weird Public Sex….
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Girls Teach YOu To Make Girls Squirt
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The Fat Lady Losing It on the Train
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Just a Hot Masturbating Redhead Taking a Piss
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Cool Shirts Bro!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

02

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about prescription pills…is doing them…lots of them…like a teenager in America who can’t get a bottle of booze because he’s not 21, but he can get downers and uppers and mix them all together and snort them up his nose…

Because prescription pills are doctor approved…so they can’t be bad for you…

Here are some morning links motherfuckers…


The Things You Miss When you Pass Out Drunk
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It’s Bikini Season!
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Beyonce Admitted Jay Z Cheated On Her in Concert.
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Fashion Moments are Pretty Funny
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Lindsay Lohan Made it to 28
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The Cat Who Flushes the Toilet
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Aida Yespica in a Bikini..
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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Hockey Player Arrested for some Homo Shit
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Shia LaBeouf is Awesome
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Hot Asses!!
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2014

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s something entertaining about medical forums where people ask doctors their medical questions online…

There’s something erotic about medical forums where women ask doctors their vagina problem questions…and post pics…it’s like awkward sexing between some girl who can’t afford a doctor and a guy who is pretending to be a doctor on a forum because girls send him pussy pics….

I think we should become FACEBOOK FRIENDS so ADD ME ON FACEBOOK

Here are some links….

Condom Wrapper in her Hair is the Ultimate Walk of Shame
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The Rapper Who Cut off His Penis – Wants to Do Porn
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Here is a Woman’s POV…of Her Half Naked Tits
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Kelly Brook’s Instagram Asshole
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13 Notes Written For Bike Theifs
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Elodie Frege is a Topless French Singer from France
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700,000 Foot Portrait in the Desert- CRAZY
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Candice Swanepoel is Hot as Fuck
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The Best Internet Reactions To Hobby Lobby!
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Kendall Jenner White Bikini on a Paddleboard!
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Kelly Brook’s Tits on Instagram
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Jennifer Lopez Booty in Jeans
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Irina Shayk in Maxim…
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Miley Cyrus Bangers Outtakes
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Lea Michele Pokies
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Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck
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USA World Cup Game in GIFS
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Her Name is Aida Yespica – Here Are Her Bikini Candids SHe Paid the Paparazzi to Take
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The BEst Celebrity Arrests of 2014
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Rose McGowan See Through Top
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Tennis Players in Bikinis….
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Anna Kelle Bikini Top Tits
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Irina Shayk for Maxim
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GOOPY BARDOT
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The World’s Tallest Waterslide!
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Beyonce in Concert!
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Vanessa Hudgens Hiding Her Face
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Naughty Bubble Tea Ad
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Vanessa HUdgens is Crafty
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Dakota Fanning Bra and Ass in Very Good Girls
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Lea Michele Stupid Faced at WHole Foods
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Dog Likes Corn on the Cob
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Kate Moss Pokies!
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Random Bikini Catalog Model
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More J.Lo Ass in Jeans
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Khloe Kardashian Topless!
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Megan Fox Throwback
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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini
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Tits in Ibiza on a Nobody of the Day
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The Best USA Soccer Fans
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Some Random Trick in a Bikini
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Eva Amurri is the Pregnant Celebrity Child of the Day
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Not Into Her Husband Fucking Trannies
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Kim Kardashian Can Really Open Her Mouth Wide
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Ariana Grande Performing
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Ali Landry with Snoopy
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Alicja Bachleda-Curus Wet and Hot in Ondine
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The Best Types of Fireworks
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Kimberly Garner – Side Boob
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Is July The Best Month of the Year?
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Hot Pics of Emma Watson
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Amanda Seyfried’s Got a Horrible Ass
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Harry Potter Walking a BUnch of Dogs While Smoking is Insane
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Naked Soccer
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Ball Cap Naked Dance
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FUCK COUGARS NOW
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Huge Fucking TIts
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Huge Fucking TIts for American Apparel
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Elsa Hosk Tits in GQ ROmania
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Smoking Cam Girl
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Get Boners…
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Drunk Dude VS Urinal
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Bully Gets Knocked the Fuck Out By a Street Vendor
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Girl Cuts Her Shirt in Public
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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The Girl Who Shows Her Vagina To Random People is a Hero
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Cool Shirts Bro!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

01

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was walking behind this little tight bodied Avril Lavigne looking thing, in a tight as fuck tank top, rocking’ an amazing hip to waist ratio, but more importantly a pair of those ass cheek exposing shorts that all the girls are wearing, because the’ve gone officially mainstream….so fat as fuck me, decides to get my cardio in, to get a closer look, like I love the ass but need to see the tits, kind of thing, in a there’s no way this girl doesn’t do porn kind of way…

Despite my heart and my physical ability, I get in close enough, sweating…feeling like I’ve either escaped death, or I am about to die…

And it turns out she was 14.

Hormones in the food get me every fucking time.

Harry Potter Walking the Dogs While Smoking is the Best Pic ever
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I love this Dolly Performance from the Weekend
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Bieber DICK PIC vs Selena Gomez Cameltoe
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The Craziest Mike Tyson Stories Ever
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Girls Tugging At their Clothes
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK!
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Tilda Swinton Scares the Fuck Out of Me of the Day
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Start the Day with Some Ridiculous Beach Stretching from some fame whore
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Jill Martin Hard Nipples in a Bikini!
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Hot Chicks Surfing!
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World’s Tallest Waterslide!
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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The Pic from Bieber’s Rager is Funny…
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