The nice thing about life is that 95 percent of girls or at least of girls you actually want to fuck is that they have never been fucked properly. That is why 50 shades of grey shit works so well you see cuz 95 percent of women want to be fucked proper….

They don’t care if you are fat, if your dick is small, they just want to be destroyed in the bedroom and it might as well be you doing it.

So my advice to you today is the learn how to fuck a girl… Cuz if you do…they will all be hooked and your dick will never go dry again as others worry about money or locking down to the first girl they ever boned for fear of never finding another girl who accepts their premature ejaculation…you worry about figuring out how to fuck proper cuz life is better when you do.

Here are some morning links….Yes, I know it is Halloween…I am just too cool for that shit…and not buying into mainstream events cuz I am so obscure and underground like that…but I do like the slutty costumes…even though in my life…the sluts come out 365 days a year….

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East Coast Girls, I say I hope you are keeping dry during this Hurricane Sandy flooding…but deep down inside I really want you wet…dripping…off my face….

Here are some stepLINKS….

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I am more on the ball when drunk in Central America when it comes to updating the site than when I am at home trying to avoid my obese wife and her vile vagina that I want to run to Central America to hide from for pretty much the end of time, but instead I’ll just stick close to Hurricane Sandy and try to save hot girls in distress like I was their superman.

Here are some morning links you won’t masturbate to cuz you don’t want your dead relatives seeing you in that negative light…

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I’m like Lindsay Lohan on this Hurricane Sally shit…we should all focus on world peace and not negativity in this time of mass natural disaster….or destruction from the panic from 50 million crazed people….cuz it is the end of the world…and this is just the storm before the actual fucking storm that ends humanity as we know it….

Here are the stepLINKS….

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I’m back. Not that I was ever really gone, I am the only asshole who takes a week to go on a free trip to Central America to meet hot hispanic hookers who want to teach me how to climax on their faces, who still updates his stupid fucking site no one reads….but I’m back none the less.

I wasn’t arrested, I wasn’t stopped at customs, I wasn’t used as a drug mule….and all this to say is that free trips are magical…I expect more in the future and while I do that – and recover from sitting next to a homeless man with bleeding scabs all over his arms for 3 hours on a plane we were both too fat for…

here are some links…

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Jenah is our babe of the day and you can find her instagram @gypsyone and Twitter @gypsyoner

Marie-Eve here.

It’s been swell guys and though I didn’t get to post as much as I would like, it was fun hanging out here all the same, as always.  Jesus and I discussed me coming back to post occasionally so who knows, maybe we will be seeing more of each other over the next little while.

For me, Halloween starts this weekend and Halloween is basically like my New Years but better because there is none of the pressure from your asshole friends that have seen too many gay movies (gay as in shitty not homosexual) and are convinced it has to be the best night of their lives.

My Halloweens also end up lasting like 7 days and November is dedicated  to a month long existential look into what the fuck I am doing my life and crying in the shower thanks to the guilt of all the horrible things I did during the last week of October.

This weekend, I start digging new graves in the graveyard of mistakes that if my life.

Cuddles, fuckers.

Justin Timberlake Apologizes (Not Really) For the Video His Friend Made For His Wedding That Exploited Homeless People – READ
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Just a Regular Day With Some Regular Anti-Gay Adoption Interpretive Dance. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Some Pretty Fucking Amazing Knife Skills, That’s For Sure – VIDEO
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The 25 Thirstiest Halloween Costumes Women Will Be Wearing This Year
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Katherine McPhee Picture Moment
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Kendra Rain’s Body is Tight. The Face? Not So Much
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Frisky Friday Brings Us Some Halloween Hotties
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Dani Mathers Wants to Light Your Fire
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Free Cam Shows for You Friday and Beyond
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
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Hero Of The Day: Little Girl Throws Some Shade at Pippa Middleton
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These Two BFFs Get Up to No Good (NSFW)
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Sexy Games For You to Waste Your Weekend With (NSFW)
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Christina Applegate is as Sexy as Ever
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Layla Rose is Nude Tanning (NSFW)
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Kristen Ritter Pokies Are Fine By Me (SITE NSFW)
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I’m No Tennis Fan But This Shot is Pretty Fucking Impressive (Scroll Down) – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out This Gallery of Fit and Famous Babes
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Jimmy Kimmel Fucks With People on Account of the iPad Mini – VIDEO
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Kylie Minogue is See Through and Lookin Good
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Lindsay Lohan News of the Day – When You Lie Down By Dogs, You Get Fleas
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Flashback Friday: Halle Berry Strips Down to Her Underwear in ‘Swordfish’ (VIDEO)
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Amber Heard Tight Pants and Dark Hair, Lookin Good
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Mom Fakes Own Child’s Death For Donation Come Up-Funeral And Attention [Video]
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Brandi Love and Nicole Graves Get It On (NSFW)
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The Sex Life Of Conjoined Twins Revealed! Sort Of… (SITE NSFW)
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Victoria Justice Killin’ It On “Fun Size” Red Carpet Premiere
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If the Brady Bunch Had Been Like This Video I Would Have Watched It 24 Hours a Day (NSFW)
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Some Random Porn Videos Thanks to Our Very Own Madam Meow (NSFW)
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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Marie-Eve here.

It’s Friday already and come 6 pm tonight, everything around here returns back to normal.

Well, maybe normal is a stretch.

Though Jesus only asked me to help with the Morning Hangover and stepLINKS posting I had hoped (as had he) that I would get a chance to post a bit more but work schedule combined with a 2 day hangover that left me wanting to pretty much kill myself stood in the way.

Never before have I been so happy to be responsible for so little

From The “I Quit This Bitch” Files: Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Dumped Her
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WTF Photo of the Day (SEMI NSFW)
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Natasha is Rockin Nothing But Socks (SEMI NSFW)
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Britany Nola is a Anna Nicole Smith Type (SEMI NSFW)
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Here’s Some of Latest Still From THE HOBBIT Cause I
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Bebe Layne is the Rides Girl of the Day
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Check Out These Free Cam Shows, You’ll Be Glad You Did (NSFW)
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy to Start Off Your Morning (NSFW)
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Zumba Whorehouse Scandal: Kennebunk Awaits 2nd List of Exposed Johns
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Shane Gets Super Sexy for FHM (SITE NSFW)
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Air Guitar World Champion Ship. Yes, This Happened – VIDEO
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Sexy Games Help Usher Us All Into The Weekend (NSFW)
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Marie-Eve here.

I spent an hour and a half fucking around in in the plumbing section of a hardware store this afternoon, most of that arguing with some miserable old bastard who had probably worked in that place for 80 years, which you would think would make it interesting for him when someone comes in with a unique hardware type problem begging him to use his years of vast hardware knowledge to help them fix but no. This old bag of dicks insisted on telling me the carefully laid plan I devised to fix my washing machine wasn’t going to work and that he didn’t want to bother helping me because he knew it was a waste of his time.

He still insisted on following up and down the aisles as I subsequently pieced together all the parts for the next 45 minutes that I would need to get this shit working finally.

Did it look like something created by Dr. Frankenstein? Yes

Would a Plumber have laughed in my face if he saw it? Absolutely.

But you know what? It worked. It made it all worth it just to see the look on his bitter face.

Lesson of the day: Don’t let anybody tell you you can’t do something, whether that is climbing mountain, getting that job you’ve always wanted,  or being able to wash the giant pile of laundry that has taken over your bed and possibly may be alive given it’s current state.

See? I’m living proof you can make your dreams happen, so trust me when I tell you that you should click these links.

Axl Rose Showed Up To ‘Jimmy Kimmel’ On Time And Made Logical, Coherent Statements, WTF?
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Stephan Colbert Makes Donald Trump a One Million Dollar Offer – MUST WATCH VIDEO
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Best Celebration Ever? It May Just Well Be – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Bad Actresses Of All Time
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Sexy Halloween Cleavage
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Giess Who is Single AGAIN?
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Jordan Carver is Always Eas on the Eyes
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4 Haunted Houses That WILL Scare the Shit Out of You. MUST READ
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JacLyn Has One Tight Body (SEMI NSFW)
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The Best Sports Inspired Halloween Costumes Including a Tribute to Jerry Sandusky
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Cam Show Girls That You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of
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CANNIBAL COP: NYPD Officer Plotted to Kidnap, Cook & Eat 100 Women, Say Feds
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Amateur Fakes a Fake Cock and Loves It (NSFW)
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You’ll Love These Super Sexy Games, I Promise (NSFW)
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Brooklyn Decker Covers Women’s Health South Africa (Photo Gallery)
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Jessica Simpsons Dad Being Gay Really Explains The Whole Talkin About Her Tits Thing When She Was Younger. Here’s the Latest On That Whole Shitstorm
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Maserati and Sara Jay Getting Ready to Do Out (NSFW)
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Alyona Subbotina is a Nude Treat (NSFW)
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Take a Dip in the Pool With These Sluts
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The Evil Dead Remake is Coming and Here is the Trailer – VIDEO
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Topless Bikini Shark Prank Anyone? – VIDEO
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Teen Mom Farrah’s Face is Just as Ugly as Her Old One
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Abbey Clancy Panties Peek on the Red Carpet
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Tina Fey is Amazing of the Day
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Halle Berry, Eva Green, Ursula Andress: James Bond’s Iconic Beauties (VIDEO)
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Looks Like Sophia Vergara Got Into a Cat Fight
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Surprise! Lindsay Lohan is Stealing Again!
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SITE NSFW AND SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Sorry Fellas: Women Who Broke Hearts By Coming Out As Lesbians
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Kristen Plant is Getting Naked (NSFW)
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Top 5: WTF Sexy Halloween Costumes (SITE NSFW)
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Fashionable Ladies at Lingerie London, Agent Provocateur and Atsuko Kudo Fashion Show
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Web Cam Gal Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Russel Brand Has Lost His Damn Mind
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These Amateurs Get It On and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Check Out These Random Porn Video Collection Thanks to Madam Meow (NSFW)
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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Marie-Eve here.

I wrote this hilarious post about this guy I saw riding a bike yesterday that got hit by a car, which doesn’t sound very funny I know but if you were there on the corner when it happened and saw the riot that almost broke out between car owners and pedestrians, I assure you that you would think it was as funny as I did.

I guess my computer didn’t think it was funny though because the fucking thing crashed right as I was about to copy it into WordPress and I hadn’t saved the bloody thing in notepad so that was the end of that.

I’d call it simple bad luck but I prefer to give into the paranoia saying this is a continuing process of the whole universe conspiring against me to make sure I never get anywhere in life.

Let’s go with that.

How NOT to Ride a Segway – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Diana Rose is Down On All Fours (SEMI NSFW)
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This Turd Faints on One of Those Slingshot Rides Like a Little Girl – VIDEO
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Alyssa Michelle is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Katy Perry & John Mayer Are Banging Too Loud
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Here’s and Interview With Breaking Bad’s Dean Morris
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Women in Windows – a Sexy Gallery
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Free Cam Shows Help Get Us Through the Last Leg of the Week
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One Dildo Isn’t Gonna Cut It For This Girl (NSFW)
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10 Badass Things to Do With a Pumpkin for Halloween
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Dee is Super Sexy in the Jungle (SEMI NSFW)
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And MORE Evil Pumpkins
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These Sexy Games Aren’t For Kids, That’s For Sure
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Marie-Eve here.

I got drunk again last night and ended up having one of those shit storm work days that never, ever comes after a night of going to bed at 9 am and sleeping 10 hours before waking up bright eyed and ready to conquer the day.

No, these type of days only happy after you stayed out drinking until 5 am and you convince yourself you can get 2 hours sleep then head to work fine when the reality is come mornin g even a shower won’t wash the stench of booze off you and you have a headache so bad it feels like someone shot you in the face.

How was your day?

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Was Gay This Whole Time. Wait, What?

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Justin Bieber Is A Peen Implant-Having Credit Card Thief
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I’d Rather Hear a Husky Singing Gwen Stefani Than Gwen Stefani Singing Gwen Stefani – VIDEO
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The Complete History of Bond Girls
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Kelly Brooke Busting Out for 007
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Megan Daniels is Busting Out (NSFW)
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Vanity Cruz is Easy on the Eyes (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun
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Lauren Michelle Hill Has One Great Ass (SEMI NSFW)
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Rape Suspect Blames Four Loko Blackout: ‘Did I Do Something Wrong?’
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This Girl Doesn’t Mind Going to Work On Herself (NSFW)
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Sexy Games to Have yourself Some Fun With (NSFW)
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W Magazine Celebrates 40th Anniversary with Scarlett Johansson and Friends (Photo Gallery)
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If Jon Hamm’s Massive Penis Doesn’t Make You Suicidal, It Should
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Jodie Gasson See Through on Twitter (NSFW)
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Here’s Some Celebrity Tweets, Some of Which Are More Funny Than Others, But Here They Are Anyways
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Victoria Justice Playing Tennis Hotness (SITE NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (SITE NSFW)
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Guess Who Got Another DUI
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DOING IT WRONG! A TRIBUTE! – VIDEO
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Jennifer Walcott Bikini Video Shoot
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Joan Jett is Braless and See Through, Who Cares If she’s Old
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Some Kate Middleton Just Because
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Emily VanCamp, Lea Michele, January Jones: Celebrities Who Show Major Cleavage in ‘GQ’ (GALLERY)
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Quiana Grant is Sexy By the Beach
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Ariel Rebel Flaunts Her Sweet Body (NSFW)
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Scarlet Wants to Show You Her Favorite Toy (NSFW)
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R.I.P.??? Brazilian Man Shocks Family And Friends When He Shows Up To His OWN Funeral!!
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Rihona Braun Has One Tight Body (NSFW)
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Man Flashes Cops His Balls To AVOID Arrest For Public Indecency. (NSFW)
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Stacey Kiebler is Looking Kinda Classy For Once
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Lesbian Bukakke Anyone?
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Shark Attacks Whale Porn. Wait, What?
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My Favorite Thing in Life is Girls Naked on the Internet…..
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Some Naked Celebrities….For You…
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Sex Toy of the Day
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