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2012

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the weekend getting drunk, degrading and hating trashy strippers….sure we weren’t doing it together…but we were in the same venue…which kinda counts…you see cuz I hate fucking strippers and their obvious attempt to get my 10 dollars a song….they don’t even play it cool or subtle…just idiot money grubbers…and that is why I wish for bad things to happen to them….I mean even worse things than being a fucking stripper…sucking up to dudes for 10 dollars a song.

Trash.

Here are the stepLINKS…

Hilary Duff Should Have NEVER gotten Pregnant. Jesus Christ
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This Is Supposed To Be Lindsay Lohan As Elizabeth Taylor
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Sharon Stone Shows Off Her Titties In Braless See Thru
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Miley Cyrus Sticks Her Ass In Your Face
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Some Miss USA Chick Showing Off Tit
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A Cat That Hugs
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Jennifer Lawrence Big Wet Tits in a New Movie Trailer
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Shay Mitchell: The “Hot Complex” Interview, Gallery & Video
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Michelle Hunziker’s Beach Booty
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Charlize Theron Was At The MTV Movie Awards
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Naked Slut Goes to the Supermarket NAKED – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a Skinny Big Tittied College Babe
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Free Cam Shows, Have At It
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Super Sexy Chick On a Stolen Sex Tape – VIDEO
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25 Sports Hotties Taking Pictures of Themselves
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Hosted By The Official Mark Of Fug
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Amber Flaunts Her Boobs at the Beach
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Nicole Kidman See Through on French TV
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Drunken Mortal Kombat – VIDEO
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Sharon Stone See-thru Shirt With NO BRA!
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Emma Watson is Bangable
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10 Things You Didn’t See on 2012 MTV Movie Awards Broadcast (PHOTOS)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Cooking For Whores And Strippers
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Kim Kardashian is Slutty on an Airplane
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jessica Rogers
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Ladies – When You Gotta Go, Let Someone Take a Photo
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Gary Busey Licking On An Ice Cream Cone is World Class Entertainment
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Watch the Effect of Bath Salts – VIDEO
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Rachel and Charlie Get It On
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Autofellatio: Would You Suck Your Own Dick If You Could?
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Who Doesn’t Love a Leggy Babe?
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Kelsey Grammar’s Daughter is Bangable in a Girl Next Door Type of Way
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Who Doesn’t Love Hot Teen Tits
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Nadya Suleman Lands A New Gig: Stripping
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Double Nostril Music
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Michelle Hunziker’s Pussy Looks Great From Behind
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Needs To Shows Us Her Tits Already.
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Some Woman Rips a Souvenir from a Little Kid
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Kristen Stewart Bikini for GQ
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Hottest Sports Babes from Movies You Want to Fuck
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Fat Disabled Veteren Inspires You…..
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Audrina Patridge Useless in a Dress
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Catherine Zeta Jones Golfing
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Fat Mila Kunis Sucks
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Toni Garrn for Vogue Spain
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Kerri Kasem – Throwback Lingerie
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Miley Bent Over in Short Shorts is So Hot of the Day
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Emma Watson is Boring
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Sometimes You Need a Woman’s Touch
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Random Porn Videos to Masturbate To
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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2012

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am pretty bummed that the “Bath Salts” drug that turns you into a zombie is not actually bath salts….so here I am smoking this over the counter bath salt shit my wife got for her birthday….and I’m not turning into a fucking zombie…not that I want to be a zombie….but I have to be a zombie to go down on the bitch….cuz her vagina smells like death….and looks like death too…but I try not to dig that deep into her obesity to deal with that shit….

Here’s some morning links..

Call Me Crazy But I Don’t Think a Spray Tan is Supposed to Be Blue – VIDEO
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Lauren Tannehill Star Rising with Reported Maxim Photo Shoot
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Happy Day
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Two Headed Turtle, WTF – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen Is Totally On The Bad Shit Again
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Mila Kunis Didn’t Lose That Weight Yet
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19 Year Old Hottie Makes a Video for Her Boyrfriend
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30 Must-See Pictures of Charlize Theron
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2012

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am pretty bummed that the “Bath Salts” drug that turns you into a zombie is not actually bath salts….so here I am smoking this over the counter bath salt shit my wife got for her birthday….and I’m not turning into a fucking zombie…not that I want to be a zombie….but I have to be a zombie to go down on the bitch….cuz her vagina smells like death….and looks like death too…but I try not to dig that deep into her obesity to deal with that shit….

Here’s some morning links..

Call Me Crazy But I Don’t Think a Spray Tan is Supposed to Be Blue – VIDEO
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Lauren Tannehill Star Rising with Reported Maxim Photo Shoot
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Free Cam Shows, Oh Happy Day
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Two Headed Turtle, WTF – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen Is Totally On The Bad Shit Again
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Mila Kunis Didn’t Lose That Weight Yet
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19 Year Old Hottie Makes a Video for Her Boyrfriend
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30 Must-See Pictures of Charlize Theron
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2012

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

All this cannibalism shit that’s going on lately is making it very hard to invite girls…both drunk, high or sober…..back to my place to smoke bath salts and film videos for the internet…..these murdering freaks are making girls…even hooker….scared of having a good times….crazies ruin all our fun…

Here are some links….

Madonna is Fucking Disgusting of the Day
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Football Wife Lauren Tannehill’s Hot Pics
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Taylor Momsen Grabbing Titties for FHM Czech
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Turf Dancing in the Rain
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I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes
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Gallery: 20 Pause-Worthy “Got Milk?” Ads
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2012 Miss USA Preliminary Bikini Competition
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So Green Latern is Gay Now Apparently
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HOllywood Sluts Brawl Out
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Gotta Love a Slut and Her Vibrator
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Friday Night
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Brian McKnight is Singing About Anal Now – VIDEO
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25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties
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Squirter on the Fucking Machine
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Hologram Lingerie? Sure! Why Not?
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Nicole Kidman Topless from Hemingway & Gellhorn
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This Slut is Flashing People While She Shops!
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Charlize Theron See-Thru to Black Bra
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Here’s the New Model Adam Levine is Dating
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know How Glass Works
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You’ll Wanna Be All Over Bethanny
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Say Hello to Daria
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Carol Seleme is a Brazilian Hottie
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Ashli Orion and Francesca Le Get It On
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Guys Want To Sleep With Drunk, Stupid, Women – Science!
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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Shocker! Georgia Salpa’s Sisters Emma Jane & Holly Are Also Hot
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Really Big Teen Tits
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Zoe Saldana is Still Hot
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Green Lantern is Gay
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25 Hockey WHores
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Dog Looks Both Ways Before Crossing the Street
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Kendall Jennner and Her Sister in a Bikini….
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Funny Commercials Compilation
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25 Crazy Stadiums
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Mary Kate and Ashley Looking Happy and Not So Medicated
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Madonnna In Concert in Israel is Digusting
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Some Bitch Named Tonii Garrn in a Hot Vogue Photoshoot
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Holly Peers Topless 360
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Some Girl Caught Masturbating on Camera
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Random Porn Videos Masturbated to
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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2012

01

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just posted a picture of my dog’s boner to instagram:

-> DRUNKENSTEPFATHER <- Search/Follow/Like. Working on making it to the popular page...you know to compensate for my inadequacies of never being popular...except maybe with women...cuz women are easy to convince to give you blowjobs....especially the caliber of women I get blow jobs from.... Smoke bath salts no heroin. In love everyday...Here are some links...

How To: Pick Up a Cheerleader
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Samantha Steele Is Perfect Replacement for Erin Andrews
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Free Cam Shows, Because Friday Should Be Easy
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Francia Raisa’s Yoga Pants
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Spill Proof Beer is the Beer of the Future
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German Amateur Gets Herself Off
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The 20 Hottest Celebrities on Pinterest
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2012

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I need more pussy to take pictures of for Instagram.

Consider this a casting call for all bitches everywhere – of all shapes and sizes – cuz Instagram has become the only interesting thing to do on the internet

Search – DrunkenStepfather – Follow

Twitter is dead.

Just today I didn’t bother tweeting about how I jerked of to Susan Boyle…cuz I know no one cares….

Real life conversations re dead. I tried talking to a girl last night and woulda been way more into texting her instead…that way she woulda stayed interesting.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Some Italian Model Named Claudia Romani in a Hot Bikini
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Of Course That Retarded Honey Boo Boo Chile Kid From TLC Is Getting Her Own Reality Show
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20 Hot Bitches Who Could be Bond Girl
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TEAM USA POSING IN VOGUE!
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Kim Kardashian’s Big Wet Tits for Instagram
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10,000 Dollar Car Runs on Air
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I Like a Poor, Dirty, Dying Anne Hathaway in the 1800s singing a Susan Boyle hit…It is my new very limited content fetish….
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Gallery: The 15 Craziest Reality TV Makeovers
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Katharine McPhee Red Hot Bikini Pictures
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Would Somebody Just Do Us All a Favor and Murder Justin Bieber
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Here’s One Thing You’ve Never Seen Done to a Sex Doll
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True Love Prevails: Hugh Hefner And Crystal Harris Are Back Together
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How About a Slutty Striptease? – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy
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Sexy Babysitter is Caught on Camera
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20 Sports Hotties Who Could Be Bond Girls
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Jamie Lawson From Small Wonder Is Living Under A Bridge
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Danielle FTV as a Brunette in Public
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Kelly Brooke Rides a Bike
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This Babe Does Jumping Jacks For You to Jack Off To
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Julianne Hough See-Thru? You Decide
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Charlize Theron is a Godess
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Kim Kardashian is on All Fours
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A Little Bit of Ashley Greene
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Leanna Decker Has Got a Great Rack
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Family Feud: “Something That Can Never Be Long Enough” Answer! [Video]
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Melisa and Celina Get It On
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Hustler In Trouble For Putting Fake Dick In S.E. Cupp’s Mouth
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Taylor Swift Short Shorts
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I Dont Know Who Georgia Salpa is But I’m in Love With Her
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Insane Truck Crash! – VIDEO
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Casper Smart Tattooed Jennifer Lopez’s Name on His Penis
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Kristen Stweart is Proud We All Get to See Her Tits
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Jennifer Love HEwitt’s Ironic T
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Anthony Bourdain’s Got a New Show on CNN
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Sexually Harassment Parrot
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Cambodian Kids Can’t Speak English and it is Funny to Laugh At their War Torn Poverty Striken Retardation
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Nicole Scherzinger Shows Us What A Whore Can Accomplish In Life
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Kendall and Kylie Jenner Show Off Their Jail Bait Titties In Hawaii
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One of the Best Baseball Catches
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Possibly The GREATEST pic of Sophia Vergara that never was.
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Looking up the ass of Erin Heatherton
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Timelapse of a Golf Course for You Golf Fuckers
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Stacy Keibler in Self Magazine
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25 Biggest Party Animals Sports
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Snooki is Slowly Turning Into a Pregnant Monster
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Chloe Moretz is a Teen in Flaunt!
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Amazing Trampolinee Wall Tricks
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Fatima Torre Hot as Fuck for Some Spic Mag
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Deepika Padukone Hot in Vogue
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Krisen Stewart and Charlize Theron in Interview
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Mischa Barton in L’Officiel Magazine
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Shirley Manson from Garbage does a Nylon Party
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Raven Symone is a Fat Lesbian
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Olga Kurylenko is in Vogue Russia
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Candice Swanepoel Topless in Lush
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Sabine Jemeljanoval Amazing Topless in Zoo
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Janina Gavankar – Legs
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Jessica Hart Half Naked For Simons
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Hot Nurse Fetish
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Many Random Porn Vids
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Eating Pussy on the Beach
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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2012

31

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I went out to a bar for the first time in months….I forgot to instagram the whores I was chatting up….I realized I’m pretty old and fat…but luckily the same gang of rejects is still doing the same thing…and are old and fat too…so together we stared at the new generation of fat titties on fatter chickss than when we were 20…cuz of the high fructose corn syrup….I didn’t see tits…but a lot of girls were in sheer tops with bra…solid fashion…

Here are some morning links….

Top 20 News Fails – VIDEO
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25 of the Biggest Party Animals in Sports
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Free Cam Shows Make a Dull Life a Little Bit Better
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Jesus Christ Dina Lohan is Going to Be on TV Again
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Hamster Plays Dead! Yes!
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I’ll Never Get Tried of Sophia Vergara’s Cleavage
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European Slut Rubs One Out
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Mary-Kate Olsen Is Now Dating Olivier Sarkozy
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2012

30

May

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was not seeing Chloe Sevigny with a prosthetic dick….(scroll down)….it was when walking the dog…the hottest 19 year old…with amazing tits, in a tank top, cuz it is summer said hi to me like we were old friends…only I didn’t recognize her, or even react, cuz I was hungover, confused as to whether I knew her or not, or more importantly whether she was talking to me….knowing I definitely didn’t bang her cuz there would have been more herpes on her face and anger in her eyes….which proves…that I fail at all windows of opportunity…or more importantly…that I need to get out more often…cuz that is a weak highlight of a day…unless of course things take a turn and she tracks me down…leading to anal on a park bench….it could happen…if i decided to leave the house….follow my instagram – DRUNKENSTEPFATHER – to find out…..

Here are the stepLINKS….

Mila Kunis Got Fat as Fuck
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25 Stanley Cup Hotties
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Venice Beach Treasure Chest Prank
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Chick Falling Off a Rope Swing
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Kate Moss Hot in Harper’s Bazaar
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Zhang Ziyi (That Karate Babe) is Caught Up in Some Sort of Prostitution Scandal
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This Shampoo Prank is Classic – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara Ruins An Upskirt Shot
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Katy Perry Better Not Ever Leave Her House Without Make Up Again
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This Little Girl Will Shut You and Your Car Down
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Hot Brunette Gets Herself Off
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Free Cam Shows Make Life More Sexy
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WTF Video of the Day
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18 Year Old Films Herself Naked
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25 Stanley Cup-Worthy Hockey Hotties
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Self-Shot Video of Kelley Scarlett
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Coco Had a Nip Slip. there’s a Fucking Surprise
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Michelle Rodriguez On Why Nicole Kidman Won’t Win An Oscar For Pissing On Zac Efron
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Who Knew Darth Vader Had Such Great Tits
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse in her Black Dress
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Kim Kardashian Gets ‘Punk’d’ By Ashton Kutcher (VIDEO)
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I Wanna Marry Charlize Theron
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Gotta Love a Slutty Red Head
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Got Time For Some Asian Persuasian?
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More Crappy Mom-dom…Drunk Pregnant Woman Leaves Kid In Car To Get A Belly Ring
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Janessa and Ashley Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5: Porn & Sex Gifs To Rock Your World
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Ashley Tisdale, Just Because
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Alesha Dixon is Super Leggy
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Blonde Amateur is Super Sexy on Video
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Demi Lovato, Just Because
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Nutcase Doing Flips…
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Sofia Vergara Boring – Old – Sloppy – Upskirt
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Shaun White Banged Bar Refaeli
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Imogen Thomas Lets It All Hang Out In A Skimpy Bikini
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Selena Gomez Could Probably Handle 3 Guys At Once
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse Tittie Action – Complete with Stretch Marks…
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Now I Know Why This Bitch Wears Sunglasses. Great Tits.
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Arianny Celeste Big Fake Titties -> Get Arrested
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Fat Baby
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Epic Paintball Battle
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Holly Henderson is Ridiculous…
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Karmen Pedaru is Hot
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Nathalie Portman Looks Like Shit
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Amazing Cable Nudity
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Topless Bitch Named Rosie
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Action Girls Military Porn
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Rubber Ducky Fetish Porn
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Random Porn Vids To Jerk Off To
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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2012

30

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about basement shit hole apartments during a rain storm is the flooding…I always wanted an indoor lake and now I got one….I may die from the chemicals, asbestos, mould….but right now…nature has come to me and all I need is a cocktail, like I was Tom Cruise, to make this feel like summer vacation….

Here are somee morning links to get down to…

Fail Compilation for May – VIDEO
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25 Epic Cheerleading Fails
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun
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Matthew Fox is Probably a Woman Beater
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Dear LA Drivers, Amanda Bynes Will Hit-And-Run All Of You Shortly. Thank You For Your Patience
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Robbery Prank on Girlfriend
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Chick Gets Caught Getting Herself Off
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The 10 Sexiest Women At The 2012 Cannes Film Festival
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2012

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not surrounded by hot girls right now – and that is disappointing…I think it is time to leave my wife and marry a hot 20 year old immigrant who just wants citizenship and will treat me like a king until shit gets it via blowjobs…and I’ll use her and her friends to make my instagram less about my pug….because remember we pug people aren’t weird…society makes us this way by giving us pug merchandise to seduce other pug owner, usually female, with….but I do prefer posting pics of tits cuz I see the dog all fucking day…

That said FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM -> DRUNKENSTEPFATHER <- because I am not the Cannibal in Miami - and no I don't mean Rosie O'Donnell on her jetski, I mean homie hopped up on Bath Salts.... Here are the stepLINKS....

Katy Perry Got Slutty for Fleet Week
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I Really Hope British Airways Stole Kim Kardashian’s Latest Sex Tape Cuz I Haven’t Seen New Footage of Her Fucking a Black Guy in Years….
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Olympic Hotties to Look Out For
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This Noomi Rapace is Weird as Fuck
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Weird Lip Syncing Proposal Performance….Proof Real Losers Exist….I just Like the Upskirt of the Girl in Red….Drama Club Must Die…This reminds me that Bullying is Important to get people like this to off themselves…
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I Want to Bang This Girl
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Flash Bartender Insanity….
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If You Don’t Know About Workaholics Yet, You Are a Fucking Idiot
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Jamie Lynn Spears in In a Bikini
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More Spring Breakers Sluttiness
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FROGGER: Lunatic Lady Runs Through Traffic Naked
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Clint Eastwood’s Daughter is Getting Death Threats or Something
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Who Doesn’t Love a Slut in Lingerie?
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Free Cam Shows, Have Some Fun
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Big Tittied Teens Make Life Better
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Olympic Hottie World Tour: Hottest Athletes from 25 Countries
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Rihanna is Topless and Trying to Sell Us Something
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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GALLERY: GET YOUR TITS OUT
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Blast From The Past: A Hilarious Gallery Of Celebrity Graduation Pics!
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Veronica and Gianna Get It On
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Secret Bordello Takes Over Floor Of Budget Hotel
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Ashlee Simpson Just Because
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Beautiful Irina Shayk Leaving Hotel Martinez in Cannes
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Busty Ex Girlfriend Takes a Shower
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Ahhhhh Charlize Theron
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Surprise! Britney Spears is Still Crazy
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Weaponize Your Trash!
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Victoria Silvstedt Showing Off Her Big Tits
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Old Lady Tittie Grab
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Vanessa Hudgens Parties With Prostitutes In France
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Rihanna In The Nude
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A Topless (hand grab) Adrianne Curry Salutes The Troops
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I want to buy Evlis’ Tomb..
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Serena Williams O-Face
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Hamster Plays Dead – WTF
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Monique Amin Naked in Sexy Magazine
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Imogen Thomas Topless and Covered in Nuts
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Melissa Debling and Friends in Diamon Boobilee PIcs
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Holly Henderson Panty Flash
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Natalie Portman is Done
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Bar Refaeli Riding Her Bike
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Janet Jackson Titties
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Karmen Pedaru in Vogue Paris
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Blue Bikini
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Nataly Correa Naked in Inerviu Spain
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MILITARY PORN FOR MEMORIAL DAY
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RANDOM PORN VIDS
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PEEING ON A PUBLIC TOILET CAM
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FISTED ON THE TOILET
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DEEPTHROAT BLOWJOB
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I SAID – MILITARY PORN FOR MEMORIAL DAY
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The Single Best Way to Spend Your Days…
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