Tiny Tits, like midgets, especially those in wrestling, come with a lot of spirit, like they’ve got something to prove…

Tiny Tits, like Chihuahua’s bring a lot of bark with their bite, because they know what they lack in size, they must make up in spirit.

Tiny Tits aren’t all hated by their owners, or by the men who get to hang out with the tiny tits. Some Tiny Tit owners would never go under the knife to become a fake tit bimbo, but instead they do the whole braless for fashion thing, and as a voyeur spectator pervert that you are, you get to see far more nipple on the tiny tits, than the bitches all strapped in and braced up in their push up bras to make you believe their big sloppies don’t have dinner plate sized nipples aiming towards their feet on them banana tits.

Point of the story, Tiny Tits are hot.

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I want to only speak in catch phrases and commercial slogans.

I want to be the annoying jingle that doesn’t get out of your head so you are compelled to tell all your friends about me.

I read that the new generation have a 1.5 second attention span. I need to master the ONE WORD post.

So here’s my attempt at a 1.5 second post…..

Get your stop watch out…

Are you ready….

Start now:

TINY TITS ARE TITS TOO.

Boom….

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In a world where tiny tits get shamed by the incels of the internet who have never experienced a real life tit, but know that those small tits aren’t like the tits in the anime they jerk off to, so. that you must be a faggot if you’re into them…..basically causing a snowball effect on the insecure, yet entitled, girls of the internet who hate themselves while pretending to love themselves, by having random sex with random dudes as they sell their nudes and bodies for the lifestyle they think they want because they actually have no souls, no personalities, or purpose….

But like Pam Anderson in the 90s, the tiny tits start feeling like they don’t matter and some get murdered off because of it, but I’m here to say that they do matter, because so long as they have a nipple, their good.

Plus, maybe tiny tit appreciation is growing in this era of trans, where girls are cutting off their tits, getting zipper tits instead of doing the bimbo with fake tit thing….because everyone’s gotta be so extreme on either end…while tiny tits feel like a more balanced approach to tits….and the bodies that own said tiny tits are normally better….which is a positive….in these NEGATIVE times…

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Since we don’t talk to girls, it’s safe to assume that as much as I think girls hate their tiny tits because society tells them that big tits are better, because society does tell them big tits are better….

That’s really probably just propaganda, because they probably don’t all hate their tiny tits, but prefer that they aren’t big, sloppy, heavy, painful, gross, annoying, in the way, a liability…..

They probably know first hand that the big titty hype really only applies to instagram whores trying to get noticed by weird dudes obsessed with big fucking titties, there are a lot of them…and that they’re perfectly fine with the hand or the TITS they were dealt, since dudes totally suck and jerk off to them with as much excitement as if they were big tits…

So pretending to be a hero, taking girls on my lap, not realizing I have an erection, it’s an INNY not an outtie, to reassure them that TINY TITS matter is just some fake activism that is not needed, my life work, my purpose, my identity….totally UNNECESSARY…because if you look at these tiny tits, there are a lot of hot tits….end of story…

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Tiny Tit endorsements are probably not that important anymore, it’s not the 90s, but big tits still get way more hype than they deserve, especially when it’s fat girls with big tits using their push up bras to distract from their bellies…

I mean if you’re big tits on a small frame, producing titty content on the internet, going viral for your tits is respectable….I don’t hate big tits…

I just think it’s important to direct my activism away from the shit that is trending, that is depressing, that is political since politics are fucking stupid and corrupt and both sides hate you, yet so many people no identify as being on one side or the other of a fake fuck divided war, instead of being activists around what matters, like saying “tiny tits can be fucking hot too”….why….because they are tits..

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Some people are pitchmen for products, pitchmen for politics, pitchmen for revolutions….

I’m just a pitchman for tiny tits, because I know that the tiny tit girls are victims to the propaganda that tiny tits don’t matter, after seeing all the big tits excel with far less effort, like the tiny tits have to put in all this extra work just to get noticed, when really the tiny tit, more compact, manageable, perkier and often on a fitter frames are just as meaningful while in your mouths or being cummed on….

So all the big titty hype of yesteryear, now that the only big titty hype is for fat chicks and trans, since skinny girls are marketed as the enemy of the system, making them sit and get fat intentionally to fit in…but yeah, big titty hype made small titty girls insecure, and small titty girls would do some death sacrifice to their tiny tits, by implanting them with commercial grade plastics, in hopes of their dreams coming true….on some MAYAN TEMPLE SACRIFICE….never to be seen again, and that made the tiny tit lover in me sad….

Which is why I support all the proud tiny tits posting up their tiny tits, hopefully not because they are saying “these are my tits before implants” since that makes me sad….

Not that anyone cares if I am sad…you know no one ever asks me how I’m doing around here….but why would you, I mean there was a time I didn’t write a website and visited websites and the last thing I wanted to do is bro down with the writer….If anything I found him a fucking loser for BLOGGING all day like a teen girl and I still do….

But tiny tits, they matter and here they are.

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Tiny tits are like little athletic tits, since the girls who usually have the tiny tits, look far more fit than a sloppy pig with big milkers, even if they aren’t fully established milker with a least one litter of kids shat out their cunt, they still look like they are….

Unfortunately, they aren’t athletic enough to do gymnastic type, yoga moves in my mouth, but at least if I stare at them long enough, I can pretend they are thanks to this weird thing called an imagination that they haven’t quite taken from me yet…

The point of the story is that I’m not a titty size queen and either should you, because tiny tits have all the needed features and personality of a big tit, just without the fat chick attached, since 90 percent of big tits, at least real big tits come with a fat chick attached, shitty deal…

Tiny tit is like a tit with the fat girl amputated off, and if that’s not a good thing, you’re crazy and likely knee deep in some lard ass who doesn’t even realize you’re in her because she’s too busy looking for food.

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I know that on this sad and lonely Valentine’s Day, filled with no Romance, even though all your social media feeds are filled with nothing but romance, like it’s all part of a psy-op to manipulate your minds and make you feel like an unloveable fuck that you are….

But yeah, on the lonliest day of the year for losers who can’t get their pussy wet, BIG tits don’t matter, you’ll take any tit.

For perverts like me who know how to get girls to fuck without any illegal coercion, just a knowledge of how their simple women minds work, and an understanding that hookers do exist and can be paid to fuck, I appreciate tiny tits any day of the week.

They are like big tits but smaller, they are like big tits but on a smaller frame that is less likely to end up obese, they are like big tits but perkier, they are like big tits and easier to manage, they are like big tits with less attitude and neediness, they are like big tits without being slaughtered and killed off to become the big tits since girls think big tits will save them, which in the 90s they did…all you needed was a set of fake tits and you were set….

Point of the story, SAVE THE TINY TITS, they are wonderful…and if you’re only into big tits, let’s be real and agree you’re not one to have an opinion or selectiveness around ANY tit because you’re a loser.

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I was talking to my only friend earlier today and he was saying how excited he was to run into a girl at his work who was under 25 and had a set of tits that looked like they were round bolt ons, but after further discussion with said girl he realized that they were totally fucking real and impressive….

To an old timer like him, it was inspiring or at least a reminder that the perky tit is a real thing, he’s just been exposed to old and sloppy mom tit for so long, it was a distant fucking memory that he was happy to have sparked up again.

Which bring us to TINY TITS, that are nature’s way of giving us a perky looking tit, even on an older broad, even on a mom, because there just isn’t that much to them, so they don’t sag like a set of balls on an old guy, there’s no weight to them……

So if you were a betting man into tits, or the aesthetic, you’d be better off focusing on tiny tit girls, they rot slower, last longer and are still tits….

I support the tiny tit movement, anything to stop a natural tit from being jacked up with a rubber implant, like its a trashy stripper who fell into 5k….and you should too.

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I like a tiny tit, it’s manageable and still a tit, but every tiny tit girl I’ve ever met is convinced that bigger tits will end all their problems, will save their lives, will make them more money, will get them a better sugar daddy and the cold hard truth is that they are probably right, but that doesn’t mean a fake tit is impressive, gutter strippers can afford them, it’s not some classy and amazing thing…..it’s pretty accessible which is why the tiny tit endorsement is so important, we need tiny tits to know they are fine how they are, often times better than a big tits, as far as I’m concerned better than an implant tit.

But rich guys, which is what most tiny tits want to have endorse their lives, seem to like them, which may be because they aren’t on gutter strippers but rather a different kind of sex worker, one that’s more stealth about being a sex worker, while allowing the rich guy to still have gutter stripper fake tit fun, leaving the tiny tits for us poor motherfuckers, since they are the poor man tit….and as far as I’m concerned that’d be a win if tiny tits felt the same way about me, as I feel about them.

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