I am a firm believer that one of the most important rights of passage a girl can go through in life is flashing her tits, whether from a bus on her way to a Volleyball Tournament or at SPRING BREAK in Daytona Beach….or just outside a bar on a Tuesday….or on the streets of New Orleans on a Titty Flashing Tuesday for the normies…Flashing tits is the most fun, a thrilling experience for everyone involved and that’s not TOXIC MASCULINITY speaking, that’s just some TITS ARE AWESOME SO SHOW EM…

I am from an era of Wet T-Shirt contests, girls with great tits coming out of their shell and realizing they have great tits, this was before the internet when crowd sourcing happened in person and for a $50 dollar prize…instead of this high priced titty flash of OnlyFans by your favorite IG girls…

The good news is that LOTS of girls have internet access and not all can be IG models who think their tits are worth real fucking money…so they flash their tits for the hell of it, for the pure thrill of it and they do it in a TITTY DROP way…you know to make it arty…BUT it’s still the flashing of tits…something girls with tits should partake in to feel good about themselves….

You know uglies with great tits, I know uglies with great tits…I know fatties with great tits, and TITTY drops apply to them…it’s there way of saying FUCK ALL YOU BITCHES…..MY GOOD TITS MATTER….

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Being into tits, because I am a dude and tits are really the only thing that interests me besides vagina…I am a simple perverted creeepy motherfucker and I don’t have hobbies…so my interests are pretty fucking laser focused…but being into tits means that I am into girls flashing their tits…and girls need social pressure from other girls to dive into the titty flashing…so some clever motherfucker invented the titty drop and in doing that they made a game out of titty flashing…and as the world eases up on slut shaming…even the normals are flashing their tits…it’s the DEMOCRATIC….CAPITALIST….way….as a FREE person…you are able to titty flash for the internet without judgement from your peers…but judgement from me because half of the titty drops I see make me laugh….while the others are amazing.

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Titties make the world go round, even if it’s flat, you FLAT EARTHER FUCKS know what I am saying “IS SPACE EVEN REAL?”

But yeah, no matter how shit society tries to be, and sometimes it seems like society is trying really fucking hard to be shit, we can easily divert from that shitty and focus on something magical like TITS…

Luckily, humans are basically lemming retard fucks, so some of them are walking off cliffs in masses because their comfort in following the fucking leader when you’re a weak middle of the road waste of fucking space useless eater….so I guess we’re not all that lucky that humans are lemming retard fucks who play follow the leader in the worst way every day….

BUT we are lucky that girls follow other girls in slutty behavior…it’s like the ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE but for TITTY flashing…without the charity component but who needs charity when we the Viewers are the charity cases fucks who are in dire need of seeing MORE tit…

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I like to campaign for small tits because I think small tits are hot…but like every motherfucker….I like all tits and the bigger may not be the better…but the bigger that are nice are pretty fucking nice….since not all big tits are sloppy piles of shit that I still want to suffocate on….and not all big tits are fake as fuck that you can poke an eye out when trying to suffocate on them…and even if they are…PULL THEM THE FUCK OUT….and do it in a fun, social media trend challenge, kind of way….you know peer pressure each other to pull the tits out because girls with nice tits like them seen and dudes into to tits like to see them and if you make it a game..it’s not shameless, it’s keeping up with the trends…KEEP UP WITH THE TRENDS…as the trends get more exhibitionist…let these girls inspire you….

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Without Titty Drops…What is a set of big titties to do…

Luckily, we have Titty Drops, giving the big titties something to do in a gamification kind of way that makes flashing tits less shocking or shameless….even though I am sure the big titties will find a way to prosper because big tits, like cockroaches, will always find a way to survive, since titty is a way of life….

Here are some titty drops…not all titty drops are big titties….

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SHOW ME YOUR TITS….doesn’t get the same results as it used to get, especially in the grocery store….they call you a pervert, a toxic male, they get mad at you like you are some MONSTER….or BEN AFFLECK after saying his shitty marriage to WET NAPKIN of a woman Jennifer Garner led him to drink…which for some reason has outraged the blue haired of the internet…HOW DARE HE SAY HIS WIFE AND MOTHER OF HIS KIDS SUCKS SO HARD…because some shitty actress CAN’T BE a piece of shit….right…

Anyway, you can’t ask girls to show you their tits, there’s no real negotiating of showing tits anymore, they just voluntarily do it, trying to get you to see their tits, which is easier than getting yelled at them for asking to see their tits….

So on places like reddit, which is going PUBLIC next year, evaluated at 10-15 billion dollars, despite being 90 percent porn…they’ve made a game out of showing their tits…

So they go to the trouble of participating in the viral challenge…and YOU don’t even have to ask for their tits you don’t even have tp pay them for the tits…IS THIS REAL LIFE…or a magical WILLING TO SHOW THEIR TIT – TIT filled dream…

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If you’ve got titties, you might as well make the drop….because what the fuck else are you doing with them…just keeping them underwraps…maybe in your oversized sweater because you’re ashamed of how much attention they get….YEAH RIGHT…maybe in the 90s before girls decided that whoring was a viable business, not a last ditch effort, and if they had tits, they SURE as fuck are pulling them out, otherwise they’re missing out on opportunity, monetization and ATTENTION from the titty lovers.

The titty drop…is a fun, playful and a good use of tits for those who aren’t born with a silver spoon in their mouth like Kate Upton and have to build their titty empire from the ground up….

PLUS…flashing tits…is fun for ALL involved…they’re just tits…GET THEM OUT….like I need to tell people to do that….maybe 10 years ago when great tits weren’t being exploited by their owners like they were their slaves…but that era is behind us…and we are now in the if you got tits, show the tits.

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This Thanksgiving, I give thanks to Titty Drops…

Make flashing your big sloppy tits a game….

Give your big sloppy tits some purpose….

They are destined to be shared with the world, it’d be a crime if they weren’t, and the TITTY DROP unites us all in the glory of flashing TITTY….

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I wonder how much of a day I should spend on my TITTY DROP post because I know that you need my analysis of the same shit different week titty drop performance piece that girls subscribe to as an excuse or way to flash their tits…when they don’t need an excuse or game to justify flashing their hot tits…just fuckin do it on your own….I guess this is where the hive mind of slaves is working out ok for us…because there was a time when tits weren’t flashed so liberally…in so much volume, but it’s viral baby, a trend, like GAP in the 90s, motherfuckers need to FLASH THEIR TITS in a drop to FIT in while you’d like to fit into them even though you know you probably won’t…small penis shit.

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