We live in a world where having one Kim K isn’t enough, so we made the whole family famous. Now, each country has what they call their own Kim K….There is a Mexican Kim K, a Serbian Kim K, any country you can think of, has slut with a fake follower, fake ass, fake bitch, […]

Girls always assume you’re being a pervert creep. It is programmed in their minds. It’s like just because I’m walking behind you and keeping up with you despite my obesity, thighs rubbing together, emphysema, and overall poor condition, doesn’t mean I am perving. Just because I’m using my phone to film your ass isn’t cuz […]

Things I practice on a daily basis: Seeing through the privacy screen they use on the fences at the public pools…after stealing a piece of it…you know to develop super voyeur powers. I make my dog sit behind it and I try to make out the details in his face so that no bikini can […]

I heard dudes in the park playing some beer league softball talking about the porn they want….they were going on and on about CUM Dumpster Whores…which I assume is part of the reason they are in a beer league…girls don’t like them so they have to hang with each other… One dude was going on […]

I am not misogynistic, but I get called misogynistic for saying women can do better and the message they give the youth is to be whores, cuz being a whore is easy. How can you be misogynistic if everyone is gay, trans….whether is this because of hormones in the food, or people trying to get […]

The creepiest thing about this debate or comments about Ariel, the Little Mermaid being black, is that it is happening amongst grown ass man….not even gay men, who are into that kind of thing, cuz they are gay….but straight dudes who see it as an attack everything good in the free world. You are all […]

I keep seeing Asian women with monster tits out in public, it must be the western diet doing wonderful things to them….they all seem to like the public pool, where I guess they like to soak their SARS….and they all have huge tits. Not so asian, but the kind of assimilation or integration or inclusivity […]

Highlight of the week was meeting a guy from Long Island who was a little rough around the edges….asking some busty waitress if she had FALSIES…and when she came at him with a “wtf” he said “your teeth, I was asking about your teeth are they Falsies…or your actual teeth”….to which she settled down and […]

You’ve heard of food trucks, but have you hard of abortion trucks..the new craze in the south to rid the state of incest rape babies…at least that’s my business plan…I’ve already got the vacuum and straw and a good set of sucking ability…the stem cells will give me super powers – you’re all fucked… Keep […]

I love when I see girls post shit like “No One will be as nice as you as a guy trying to fuck you”….because I know that every girl I’ve ever met has not liked any guy being nice to them…niceness has not got them to fuck a guy…niceness has not worked to get in […]