The funniest thing about getting drunk alone is when you get caught having sex by mall security….with yourself…because there’s no one there with you to have sex with so you take proactive measures to get the job done..outside the Victoria’s Secret changing room…because they are all your girlfriends….thanks to the Internet bridging that gap from […]
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2015
02
Apr
Free People Summer Campaign of the Day
Here’s a campaign for Free People, a clothing brand that I am sure is full of shit and straight from the sweat shops of china…giving you a little more aspirational vision than your 10 dollar a week wage to feed your family…with these pictures of babes “Summering”…not that you’ll ever do any of these things, […]
2015
06
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Umlike Harrision Ford, I don’t crash planes…but I do have sex with girls who look and act like private plane crashes…that’s the more appropriate way to address a trainwreck of a sugar baby, not that I get sugar babies, I get the bootleg, low grade sugar babies looking for instagram followers because the site is […]
2015
24
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Sometimes…all you need to brighten up your day…is some titties… Other times…you need hard liquor… Most days…I need both…. Fuck yourself…and here are some stepLINKS… Michael KEaton Putting Away his Academy Award Speech for the Win GO Miranda Cosgrove in a Towel GO Anastasia Ashley Ass GO Guy Fieri Married 101 Gay People GO Some […]
2015
19
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
So some fat chick, I’m talking hugely fucking fat chick, almost fatter than my wife, which is pretty fucking fat….chick….matched me on Tinder, because I right swipe everyone. Having no standards in anything I do leads me to a place where I take what I can get, but still judge the fuck out of it […]
2015
14
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I’m a feminist…I say get the rolling pin out of the kitchen…and into your vagina….on snapchat while I watch…give yourself such an intense orgasm where you black out and feel like your soul leaves you…while I watch…for 10 seconds…then it disappears…and is never seen again…. snapchat – drunkenstepdad Here are some stepLINKS… Keith Richards Thinks […]
2015
13
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve seen so many vaginas on snapchat….@drunkenstepdad…that I am starting to get bored of vagina pics… Has snapchat made me gay? Have I always been gay? Am I just desensitized? Do I need more than just vagina? I guess tonight will tell… Here are some stepLINKS… Dick Belt…. GO The Woman with the Biggest Breasts […]
2014
25
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I am drunk on Christmas…and liquor…and diabetic shock from all the cookies… The only thing that saved me from awkward family time…was sexting with all my amazing girlfriends… Because nothing says Christmas like spread asshole pics…when I’m surrounded by assholes…eating stuffing spilling out of Turkey assholes…. And here are some stepLINKS… Today in Drunk Santa […]
2014
24
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
Get into the Christmas spirit, while I try to get into this Christmas hooker, which would be a Christmas Miracle because I am pretty impotent, but the real Christmas miracle would be me not getting AIDS from whatever the fuck this pile of used up woman is… I keep things festive on Christmas Eve… All […]
2014
12
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I love Christmas Party season, where every restaurant and bar has some kind of work party going on, where I can move in, pretend I am a supplier they never met, drink for free – make out or grope the hottest girls there and if I am lucky end up licking asshole in the bathroom… […]