Send Nudes is pretty mainstream a concept now…but it’s been my life philosophy for well over a decade…I feel like I’ve committed my life to it…before people were sending nudes…I even had shirt designs for the sweatshop with “send nudes” as the graphic…so ahead of my time…now everyone is on the send nudes kick…and for […]

My new pick-up line – that i’ve used at least once today – and that failed is.. “Don’t be jealous”….and she says “of what”…and I says “of my small penis”….and when she says “why would I be jealous of that”…and I says “because you want it but can’t have it”… It won’t work…unless it’s on […]

If you want to seduce a woman at a bar – never open with the “how do you get a homo to fuck a girl”…..joke….. Because the punchline “You shit in her cunt”…. Will almost always offend her, in this social justice warrior, everyone is gay, shitting in vagina is wrong – even though I’ve […]

People are such uptight pussies on text messages, they take it all serious, like it’s real life, a job interview or someshit and they actually think about what to send, instead of just rolling with it…and I never really realized it, I just assumed I was the weird one and they didn’t get the joke, […]

It’s new year’s eve – eve – and I am sure all of you Homos are excited to watch Ryan Seacrest pretending to be Dick Clark’s balls drop…he’s been waiting for puberty to hit his entire life and it will be a big event in the gay community you are a part of… If there’s […]

I love having conversations with people complaining about no living in the tropics – during bullshit winter – which seems to happen every winter – some of the poorest people live in the tropics….and if you’ve been the tropics getting Hepatitis from the “water”….you’ll know that… I love that whenever someone gets herpes from a […]

Nothing says Christmas season like watching a video of a jealous Vietnamese woman rub hot chilies on her husband’s mistress’ vagina in the middle of the street – it’s the “It’s a Wonderful Life” of the internet generation….that’s about the highlight of my day…other than realizing that more than one 50 year old mom’s at […]

I like when I find half naked pics of aspiring models on porn sites….you know these girls who get more and more naked as the years of not being famous go on…because it feels like they’ve cracked and lowered themselves to sex work…even if it is fashionable nudity that they will never admit is sex […]

So I guess this means Jay Z an Beyonce concerts don’t win elections….but I really didn’t think TRUMP would win… I don’t believe in politicians, but I guess neither does the rest of America. This Trump presidency is absolutely absurd to me, but I am a Canadian – and I will obviously be affected by […]

Kendall and GIGI both turned 21….and I ate out a 21 year old girl from tinder who was on her period… Milestones…that are both things are equally irrelevant…unless this turns me into a vampire….in which case – watch out… Here are some stepLINKS… Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras CLICK HERE Charlie Sheen as Wild Thing […]