I am so full…of love…I may need to shit it out…all over the nearest thing… Here are some stepLINKS…. Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…Are Fun… GO Lindsay Lohan Selfie GO Best Beach Ever….Alll Kinds of Hot Titties… GO Rosie Jones in Lingerie GO I Always Knew Wrestling was Gay GO Gisele in Lingerie GO Slut […]

Failed pick-up line of the day: I kinda wish you let me in your pocket…your front pocket…you know the one nature gave you. Here are some links… Tyra Kissing Bow Wow GO Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bra… GO A Whole Lot of Hot Asses GO Fashion Bloggers in Their Bikinis…Who Cares… GO Jena Malone Get […]

UFC is in Montreal…..St Patricks Day…..Spring Break….I think it is a perfect opportunity to catch up on my reading and put my liver through a detox…because I don’t think it is possible that more people that meet the profile of people I fucking hate…will be out on the streets, drunk, loud and fucking the sad […]

I am pretty bummed that the new pope isn’t a babe….because I would have loved to post her bikini pics, upskirt shots, nipple slips…and mock her pervert probably gay, little boy loving cuz you can’t get in trouble when “GOD” rules over all….but unfortunately, that’s against the rules….Catholics gone nuts…. Here are the stepLINKS…. Justin […]

This is a call to all those of you who visit this site….if you actually exist….I want you to put drunkenstepfather.com in random places like these dudes….who wrote it on a chalk board that reads “things I never search on the internet”….and send them into me…the winner gets a prize in value equal to 100,000 […]

For those of you who don’t know, my only friend is a PUG, and I have decided to exploit this pug, for more than just sex….and instead to get celebrities to should me out…by threatening to put him to sleep if they don’t…I’ve seen the strategy get a kid 1,000,000 facebook likes, I might as […]

I haven’t figured out what is creepier…being out in public and seeing girls I have as friend on Facebook who don’t know me…since I wear a mask on the internet….or having sex dreams about fucking your grandmother while your grandfather jerks off in the corner…cuz both those things happened and I’m working through it in […]

We’re running a contest here….because why the fuck now….I figure you deserve to win if you’re following a guy like me around…not as your leader but as a bigger failure than you…you might as well have the chance to be rewarded for it…. So I’m giving away FRENCH MONTANA shorts and THIS Bikini for all […]