I didn’t know that there was an award show on….because I don’t give a fuck about award shows and neither should you….especially not the Critics Choice Awards on CW Network… Sure, Award Shows are probably more interesting than some random person’s Podcast….but in an era of celebrities trying to be influencers by over sharing their […]

My neighbor, who is a fucking weirdo, invited me over to play cream the Christmas cookies, thinking that due to the language barrier he meant decorate his cookies, something I would consider doing, since I’m a festive motherfucker who listens to Christmas music in July….. Only realizing creaming the Christmas cookie is a variation of […]

It’s Christmas TIME motherfuckers and a good time to think of what’s important, what warms our souls, Jesus’ birth and cookies…you know the important things…. Time to dress up like Mrs Claus to live out your Santa fetishes and not waste time thinking about how a lot of social media people are totally uneventful people […]

What’s up you cum tributers, you celebrity worshiping, false idol loving, hate me cuz I hate them and all they represent, but I’ll still stare at their tits and you should too…. The energy these women put into marketing and selling their blowjob videos could be applied to building an actual business that will make […]

Never forget all the half retards out there who are medicated on anti-depressants even though they don’t work…because mental health is a fucking myth and the placebo effect on anti-depressants are no different than the actual benefits of the anti-depressants…except without all the fun side effects like being suicidal….and a fucking wimp who cries about […]

We are being run by possessed demons….the worms in their brains telling them what to do…while beng surrounded by other people with worms in their brains begging for motherfuckers to rule them harder….but we’re not fucked…just sit on the sidelines and watch…. But it is funny to see them go after their fall guy and […]

I wonder where this “I identify as” end…meaning if a man identifies as a woman, a woman as a man, a man as an animal, all these pronouns are fucking crazy, but they are generally accepted and if you don’t accept them, you can go down for being involved in some sort of hate crime, […]

As someone who has been kicked off every social media platform going back to message boards in the late 90s, I find it so lame when I see people who are “brought back on” to twitter after a few years of being suspended, act like they are revolutionaries being let out of prison camp, it’s […]

Go into this weekend remembering that it is not a human right to no be offended. I’ve probably offended people over the last 20 years or more of being a masked internet troll….and as much as they hate it, or would want me shut down or arrested for hate crimes against fat chicks and whorish […]

As porno gets weirder, people become more and more distorted, and guys can only get off to weird shit, not so human hybrid shit like anime or tranny porn and girls think they have to compete with the most gutter women out there getting jerked off to by dudes jerking off to weird shit because […]