I am a wishful thinker, you know that in this social media world people will give up on that shit and turn to old school, slow moving blogs, in hopes of having that vintage fucking experience….you know go back to basics…you know go back to the farm….to reconvene with nature…. Like how hipsters adopted film […]

I am sure you’re all sitting on the edge of your fucking seats waiting for the stepLINKS of the Day. I am sure you’re not on TikTok or Instagram or Twitter looking at smut, or scrolling through retarded America’s Funniest Video style shit to keep your brainless mind entertained… I am sure you are just […]

As we roll into the weekend, I realize I will feel so lost an alone without having a website to update useless stories to… My compulsion isn’t chronic jerking off, or picking my nose, or plucking my eyelashes….or licking public toilets, eating dirty tampons, picking my ass and eating it… It’s updating this site and […]

We may not win Super Bowls, or get invited to Super Bowls or even invited to Super Bowl Parties because everyone we’ve ever met hate us…. We may not really be included in the simulation, or the script that people call a simulation because having the NFL mapped out like a movie or the WWE […]

I feel like if I had a purposeful life, I’d have a more meaningful life, a less miserable life, a more enlightened existence….But when your life work involves uploading bullshit celebrity content you can find on instagram with mean spirited commentary about these people I don’t care about for a bunch of assholes who don’t […]

I think your New Years Resolution should be to find yourself a trad wife, even a fat one assuming she’ll be more appreciative, or will go for your loser ass….maybe a refugee or homeless chick with serious mental issues but the ability to cook and clean like a master….or maybe one of these recovered or […]

Watching hot moms picking up their kids from the school pageant is one of the weirder things because I have traditionally been coded to think mom’s are gross, or at least the birthing process unnatural, until realizing that’s what they want us to think to keep us all divided, lacking community, lacking purpose, lacking family…just […]

stepLINKS get your stepLINKS….. get your hot and dirty stepLINKS… Here are some stepLINKS…. Safety First with Stella Hudgens! LICK HERE PAINTING THE CAR TRUNK LICK HERE Collection of funny pictures LICK HERE 5 People Reveal What’s It Like To Live In Finland, The Happiest Country In The World LICK HERE Kelly Gale on Film! […]

It’s Cyber Monday motherfuckers, which is where I’d promote some of the amazing deals our CHRISTMAS advertisers were pushing on you as we enter the final phases of the Christmas Season, only the site doesn’t have advertisers anymore, we’re just doing this shit for free thanks to irrelevance. I realize that posting instagram pics of […]

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