I am not a germaphobe, I think everyone is disgusting, but I’ll still stick my tongue in an asshole….and I am not really scared of Viruses…seeing as I survived the AIDS crisis with a Tranny Fetish…I don’t actually have a tranny fetish, I was just trying to make a point that the women I fucked […]

I remember when dudes would get beat up for wearing a pink shirt. Called Fags even if they were just fashion forward. Those were good times. Then there was getting beach up if your jeans were too tight. Called fags for having tight pants on…or long hair…like some kind of chick. Those were good times. […]

I was convinced I got the CORONA Virus this weekend because I went to my favorite Asian Rub and tug while drunk without thinking of the health risk. I was like “I’ll take that handjob because that virus isn’t even here yet”…. I woke up Sunday feeling half dead…so I had to take my health […]

Have any porn sites released some helicopter inspired porn as a tribute to Kobe, you know just a girl spinning on a dick like she’s the propeller… The best Kobe joke I’ve heard was from one of my homies who said “It’s a national disaster because no one likes their Kobe overcooked” or something similar….I […]

Quitting smoking, quitting drinking, quitting masturbating to your neighbor while she sleeps or whatever weirdness you jerk off to….quitting old obsessions, starting fitness, starting diet, starting budgeting, starting to focus on your dreams, travel more, improving your career….SURE you are bud. To those who are planning to completely change their lives yesterday…we’ll reconnect when you […]

Here are my brilliant ideas for a Christmas Movie…. White Christmas, as Tight Christmas, a story of devirginizing 40 year old fat girls who never got the dick…and just sort of lived with it…in their depressing one room apartments decorated with pictures of Disney Princesses and a motivational poster.. Or Trimming the Tree, a story […]

I think I understand why people look at me in disgust when I am in public places… It used to be because I was on the phone talking to friends about vile sexual things they did with the girl they met / hired at the bar at the end of the previous night…asking detailed question […]

This goes out to all the nameless vaginas I’ve seen on the internet over the years. You know the close up vaginas that somehow manage to find their way into our lives that don’t belong to anyone famous or a porn star…but rather the amateur thrill seeker who wants her vagina flashed, so long as […]

I don’t do political commentary because I don’t care. I know that the president won thanks to social media marketing. He is a reality TV star..that’s the world we live in. The FYRE festival of politicians….but I don’t care about whether people like him or hate him…or seeing people identify with one party or the […]