I just realized that I didn’t post my steplinks… Was it a 420 Blaze? The excitement of legalization in Canada and now the USA? Who knows… Was it Barbara Bush’s death leaving me a half mast? It was probably all the PTSD from AVICII dying….then Verne Troyer…in what may have been a murder suicide…or just […]

We are genetically coded to be assholes, or bullies, or make fun of each other….everyone is a hater…. It’s so self righteous to pretend you aren’t a hater…. I know all these people are full of hate, talking shit on everyone behind their back, but in public they cast them all and celebrate inclusivity…because they […]

Apparently, it is Internation Women’s Day, let’s all take a minute to pause and give our respect to women, because without women…all us hetero men wouldn’t have any pussy to jerk off to…and we love pussy….YAY WOMEN!! That said…I finally have 2 Patrons on Patreon, which is amazing, that after 14 years of producing content […]

People are so unappreciative…. You offer them a vibrator you found in a box in the corner of the basement of your apartment – where the trash used to go – and they get all offended – even though the thing still works… Like soak that shit in bleach girl and be a little socially […]

I wonder why all the girls I try to casually abduct, never get stockholm syndrome and turn into dick sucking machines…who are happy to fight for my cause like they were Patty Hearst….but instead they call me a creep and demand I unlock the child locks in my wife’s van… Not that I actually casually […]

When you see ex crackheads and sluts, hookers and scammers, degenerates and self involved garbage people that have done either terrible things by your standard or terrible things by the standards of society and religion go religious it’s always funny to me….but I guess religion always forgives….and more importantly, they were probably all fucked up […]

I overheard a woman talking to her friend in the grocery store about how she’s going to leave her husband because she feels that he just doesn’t like being married and I interjected with “maybe he just doesn’t like having to hide in the bathroom to jerk off to porn like some kind of teenager […]

Being a hermit, especially during the winter, makes being Sexually Inappropriate pretty fucking difficult….espcially when I only live with my wife…who is fat, disgusting and someone I don’t want to be sexually inappropriate with. If I do it on social media, messages or TINDER or other platforms that connect people…like LINKEDIN…I just get blocked…or ignored….because […]

A lot of girls are planning their New Years Eve trip to somewhere tropical and amazing….and those girls…especially Canadian girls who have been hibernating the last few months…are all going to the waxing salon to get their pubic hair ripped out of them….at least those who still have pubic hair..the good ones…who didn’t laser when […]

Muslim Guy who was humping a pole in the club, getting cockteased by a girl with a fat ass, teaching him the american booty dances…shaking her ass all up on him….rocking the grind the pussy on his leg…and the poor guy couldn’t take it…like the time I worked at a pharmacy with a March of […]