I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

16

Jan

I am – Stepfather’s newest sponsor

We have some pretty unbelievable advertisers right now, and here is our newest one…it’s hard to believe he is legit. Put please send him towels because I know where he is coming from, I used to pee all over myself on a daily basis, but that was only because I was too drunk to control my bladder, not because I was in a wheelchair…but sometimes I wish I was rich…because if I was, I would buy myself the hottest electric wheelchair on the market to mock the poor handicapped people….

Link and more after the jump….

This was taken off his site:

I am 23 years old, I am in a wheelchair. Alot of the time I can’t use a public bathroom. If the space and the bar are on the right side. I can’t lift my control, and slide my butt over. Plus there is no easy place to put my control.; So most of the time I have to lay a towel across my lap and aim as best as possible. When I am at work all day or at a bar for awhile I use the towel alot. I hate carrying around a pee soaked towel all day. I sometimes throw it away. I am working on this site so people can donate money for my towels. I will also get a poo box soon.

Visit him at GiveaTowel.com

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