I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2005

24

Jan

I am – Sex on the Beach

I have never had sex on the beach, but I have had the drink once. I remember it well, I was on vacation (yes poor people travel) and I was trying to impress a girl at the local bar. She ordered a Sex on the beach and I thought she was talking kinky to me…so I looked at the waitress and said “yes, I would love sex on the beach” needless to say, I never had sex with her on the beach, but she did invite me to go shopping with her, go to the bikini waxer with her, go out for drinks with her and her new boyfriend and most importantly asked me to be her Bride’s Maid.

Point of the story is sex on the beach the drink is gay.

Sex on the beach the act is funny.

Check out a clip of sex on the beach going wrong HEREvia uselessjunk

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