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2005

02

Feb

I am – Homemade Sex Toy

I can’t get enough of the fleshlight community.Not only do you have to be weird to order one, but you have to be really weird to join the community and talk about it with other sexual deviants like yourself. I mean ordering the fleshlight usually happens when you have reached an ultimate low in your life, talking about it is probably the last thing you should do and mingling online with other sexually inept people is probably the worst way to find a real vagina to fuck. That said…here is a post I felt was worthy enough to put here. This guy goes the extra mile to satisfy himself, I don’t know about you, but I have a hard enough time doing my laundry or going to the store to get groceries……

ok i finally ordered and will recieve in 3 days, so i will post a follow up. -quick side note, i wish i had read the boards cause i didnt know the basic model was a smooth bore, hope im not dissapointed, the video of the guy and the blue lady sold me on it.
that said, one toy i discovered was pipe insulation, i think its a 7/8 ID and 2 1.8 OD, used in heating and air, really tight but no texture so it sees little use. BUT the one i devised, and have used daily for 2 years is as follows. I cut the end off a half gallon plastic milk carton, (2 liter bottle works ok too) and lined it with sheepskin from a local surplus store. (1 1/4+ of fur on leather) and it has done well for me. As long as u pull out to jizz on the junk mail u get, and stop to dab the pre cum off your unit, it lasts for months. However, washing sheepskin turns it into something less than virgin sheepskin, not as soft. Further more, in recent months, ive found i can place 1 or more vibrating bullets / eggs inside the container. I think the best part of my toy is that its fun dry, no need for lube. I certainly mean no dissrespect to the fine folks at FL industries. I’ll probably order a super wave or super ribbed, unsure atm.

So amm, did FL beat your best toy ? would like to hear.

Also, is FL ok for guys with a curvature? thanks.

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