So it’s a slow day in celebrity nipples and I feel the need to deliver the goods. I came across this girl named Sarah Harding, a member of the UK pop group Girls Aloud. They are the next generation Spice Girls, but a lot more slutty. We are down with slutty and we are down with the Spice Girls. I remember winning a set of tickets to their 1998 show, the stepdaughters were so fucking excited. We had great seats, I could see up Geri’s skirt, but then again, who hasn’t.
Sarha Harding Pictures After The Jump.