Jessica Biel was on 7th Heaven and works out. I guess she’s not one of those trendy bitches that’s in such high demand that they don’t have to stay in shape to get work, they just have to starve themselves, look fabulous and do lots of YAY. While Jessica’s one of those girls who has to put in the extra mile or five, just to get noticed. Jessica’s shorts make her look like some L.L.Bean dyke about to run some Iron Man triatholon after she fucks her husband up the ass with the strap on. Hasn’t bitch ever heard of spandex? She probably should have reconsidered being on some homo christian show. Nobody likes a good girl, except me, I was once doing the maintenance at the local church and when I went into the shed to get “Jesus Rake” when I walk in on some dirty bible thumping sluts, ramming a “Santa Maria” statue in her cooter. Point of the story is that it didn’t happen, but if it did, I would be totally down with Jesus-Loving Born Again Sluts.

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