I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

23

Feb

Ashley Olsen's Peck

I am not against small tits. In fact, I like small tits better than big tits. Some may think it’s my little boy fetish, which I only have if the little boy’s wearing a one-piece pyjama, you know the ones with that cover the feet. I think I am only into those pyjamas because growing up I never had a pair. My mom weaved some kinda skirt out of twigs and mud that I would sleep in everynight. I always tried to sleep naked but then she’s smack me and start praying to the Santa Maria. Either way, when the Baptists from Texas found me, they said I had ringworm which I got from the twig nightgown my whore mother made me wear. Point of the story is, Ashley Olsen looks like the retard I described fucking in my last post. You like how this post relates to that post, admit it. You fucking cunt.

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