I wrote to Christie Hefner, Hugh’s daughter and president of the company saying that they need me to write an article for their magazine. This is the response I got:

Hi Jesus.

Christie passed your note along to Chris Napolitano, who runs the magazine,
and myself. You’re site is quite provocative, but it’s not really right for
us. Feel free to keep me in the loop on your future projects.

Thanks a lot. — jdt

John D. Thomas
Editor of Playboy.com

Not only do my readers hate me, but now Playboy does too. They won’t give me a DrunkenStepfather article because I am not right for them. So today is the day I realize that I will never amount to shit because mainstream media just doesn’t accept me….I guess the only good in all this is that I didn’t really want an article, I was just testing to see if Christie’s email actually worked.

Feel free to email John D. Thomas, Editor of Playboy if you feel like he made the wrong decision and that DrunkenStepfather.com should have an Article in their magazine. At least 50 of you useless fucks like me, so email them demanding he change his mind.

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