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2006

25

May

I am – Ashlee Simpson Boxes of the Day

I guess it all makes sense now. Bitch gets her nose done because she’s droppin a new album like Britney drops babies. I like how people try to revamp their image when they are about to do something big, like get married, release an album, sell a house, change jobs. Whatever it is in their lives they think they need to modify the old and bring out the polished new version. Look at Ashlee in these pics, she’s got a new face, new hair, someone said something about new tits a while ago, but I can’t tell from these pics, and it’s all to sell more albums because of an inferiority complex of having Jessica Simspon suceed when Ashlee was too young to. I was watching Richard Pryor, Live on Sunset Strip last night because someone told me Pryor changed comedy and that I had to watch it and shit….anyway this fuckin’ DVD is from after his drug addiciton, so it’s all introspective and shit. He refused to drop the n-word and the whole time he reflects on life. I didn’t laugh once…I’ll admit I am not a laugher, but I didn’t even laugh on the inside once. Point of the story is that changing your image or the shit you say will never mask how much you really suck. If you paint an old run down house, it’s still a run down house, that was pretty fucking deep. Admit it.

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