Who is this bitch? All I know is that she is from Mexico and she’s drinking a Starbucks drink. I find it insane that I am sitting next to 10 empty Starbucks “GRANDE” sized cups, with the cardboard sleeves still on, because I drink this shit too. I drink it because I haven’t paid for a Latte since my lap top was stolen from them last week and my goal is to get 3000 dollars of lattes from them so that I fell like I break even. It’s about $5 per latte, so I am looking at 600 Lattes. I was thinking it’d be funny to have a coffee drinking competition to the death. Line up 2 dudes and a truckload of coffee, making them do shots until one of them drops dead. You may be there for a long time waiting but it would make for a good viral video and sometimes content is worth dying for. If I was a celebrity I wouldn’t eat my meals at McDonalds, I wouldn’t drink my coffee from Starbucks, I wouldn’t get my hair did at Top Cuts, I wouldn’t buy my clothes at TJ Maxx, I wouldn’t buy my groceries at price chopper, there are certain things celebrities need to do to maintain their exclusive image. Vanessa Minillo didn’t get that email, but I can only assume that only real celebrities were on the mailing list, but I am sure she makes amazing tortillas. Cuddles.

I think it’s so “common-folk” of people with money to grab coffee from the local chain shop, you’d think they’d have coffee experts brewing exclusive costa rican beans in their

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