I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2006

25

Jul

I am – Kimmy Stewart's Leather Skirt of the Day

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She is a nobody, but she is more important than I am in Hollywood. The reason she is more important than me may be because of her father, her trust fund, the people she hangs with, the people she slams, the fact that she is more talented and no matter what the reason is, she is important enough to have the paparazzi chase her and important enough for people like me to post about her. That really isn’t saying all that much, she is ugly but I always say that I have low standards. I was just at the doctor again today and they told me they need to do a biopsy on a lump they found. I may have cancer, so what better way to let my reader (you) know than by posting some pictures of a useless slag, one I consider a canerous lump on whatever city she is in.

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