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2006

23

Nov

I am – God Girl at a Party of the Day

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I was first introduced to GO by stepSTEVE aka Stephen James to those of you who have already forgotten who he is and only recognize his new name. Assholes. Either way, they are like Suicide Girls, and like Suicide Girls, they are unattractive girls who went out and got inked and pierced and naked and idiot dudes everywhere, bisexuals and indy rock kids went crazy. They were distracted by the tattoos to realize that these bitches were the ugly duckling in the back of your highschool classroom. The one who cut herself and who didn’t go to Prom because no one asked her, but she pretended that it was by choice, because people as hard as her don’t do dresses, they do ritual sacrifices in the backyard.

I’ve been trying to think of a proper Suicide Girl analogy like they are like busted up old cars with a new paintjob or strippers under the blacklight with brand new tits..but my gay black jewish blogger gave me this one:

its a like a retarded kid saving someones life. Does that make him normal now? No, hes stil retarded just a hero.

So they aren’t hot, just naked with a fresh paintjob…but hot or not, they are still worth posting….let’s hope this bitch doesn’t see me out and try to kill me. I hear that’s what their type does.

UPDATE

God’s Girls Don’t Like Jokes About Alternative Models….

StepSTEVE says:

those chicks in the gods girls pics are pissed. one of them is crying

StepSTEVE says:

i think you should replace it with a post about how, apparently ppl who pose naked for counter culture porn site also come from broken homes and dont take critisizm well….


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