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2007

19

Feb

I am – Black Lips Do Tijuana of the Day

Some companies have their PR people email me all day long with useless information about MTV video releases or movies I’ve never heard of coming out on DVD because they went straight to DVD. I always write them back with canned excitement like the laugh track in a shitty sitcom and pretend that I am going to link them because being linked on this site is like not being linked at all. I always try to get them to send me free stuff and so far I’ll I’ve had sent to me is a DVD to some movie I have never heard of that went straight to DVD that I said I’d giveaway on the site, but can’t be bothered because I’d have to get off my couch, go to the post office and pay for the shipping…

Not to mention, I have 10 readers so I don’t even know why I am on the fucking mailing list to begin with…but anyway I got this from VICE, a shitty company who haven’t done fucking SHIT for me in the 2.5 years of running the site, except hook me up with a pass to their DVD launch party that sucked. I’d rather a full page front cover ad in your shitty magazine for free, but anyway their PR chick sent me a pic of a Mexican getting finger banged and it got my attention…Vice is still a waste of your time but as long as they send me vagina pictures I’ll help them promote the trash they are promoting.

So we’re putting out a live record from this band the Black Lips tomorrow. It’s called Los Valientes del Mundo Nuevo and we basically sent them to Tijuana and said, go. There was free Tecate 40s and tequila and kids got fucking ridiculous.
You can see a chick finger popping on stage in the trailer

And one of our enterprising correspondents nailed this shot of some fucked up kids who passed out while doing a terrible finger blasting job.

Watch their Shit Trailer GOGOGO

And if you’re more into helping me out….

Click this link demanding a free full page ad for my site in VICE. I’d appreciate it and love you….it’s like we’re protesting and shit together. Fucking Hippie…
CLICK AND DEMAND A FREE AD

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