Here is a video I heard about yesterday from LAX Sundays in Hollywood for the Banana Split party featuring DJ “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” AM and Aoki where Paris Hilton shows us what money does to a girl who could have been high society, sipping tea with royalty, playing tennis with other blue blooded people named Blair, but instead chose to be a coked up whore who goes to shitty clubs and dances while getting wasted like she was a piece of trailer park trash on crystal meth fucking on camera to pay for the next hit, because I guess you can’t buy class, but you can buy drugs and it’s probably a lot more fun than class, even if you embarrass yourself and your family in the process.

I ripped off the transcript of what she said from another site, because I am lazy so here it is:

“. . . by the way this Sunday fucking night DJ am is here–the shit–he has all his boys–he fucking rocks. LAX is the best fucking place to go. Sunday night is my new favorite night. Everyone in here is rocking their fucking balls off. I love it. I wanna suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, fuck it, [unintelligible]. So lets all party our nuts off because this is the best crowd. Fuck the Hollywood crowd. I love the LAX crowd. They’re all here fucking DJ AM Steve Aoki and all of AM’s fucking boys who are the best DJs ever. We’re gonna have so much fun tonight. I love you and there’s so many hot girls and boys here that I wanna fuck you all. I love you all.�

I know a few people who were at this event and apparently she was celebrating her birthday and kissing up on all the DJs and was acting all kinds of crazy. When they told me they had pictures of the event, I just didn’t give a fuck, because I see shots of Paris partying and dancing around like a useless cunt more often than I see my cock, which is also a useless cunt, but a little more penis-influenced, but that’s not the point. She’s played out, she’s old, she’s done did and I think the world is ready for Paris to jump off a bridge or have an overdose in her million dollar home. because clearly the glory days are over, but you gotta give her credit and that is that all young girls fuck on camera now, because of what Paris did and that makes surfing exgirlfriend porn a hell of a lot more interesting than it was 10 years ago and that’s not such a bad legacy to have. Cuddles.

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