I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2008

21

Mar

Lauren Conrad Grabs Her Tit of the Day

So Lauren Conrad’s not famous and either are her tits. She’s not like her reality star friends, who aren’t even reality stars because shit is scripted harder than my prescription pill popping friend, but reality stars because MTV wants you to think it’s real because that makes it more exciting to watch. Either way, she’s bending over and giving your ass a peek at some tit, which brings back memories of every time you leave your house, because you are a pervert and scope out everyone around you out so hard, hoping just one of them will be a woman slippin up with her low cut shirt bending over to pick up her purse, or her lipstick that she dropped so that you have something to jerk off to later and the good news is that you won’t get caught like I always seem to be every time I get caught checking out a girl, but that’s usually because I am hiding in their closet and can’t seem to hold myself back from jumping into the bath or in bed with them when they least expect it. It turns out that not everybody likes a good surprise and that’s all I have to say about that.

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5 Responses

  1. shark romeo says:

    what does she want?? does she want such as chick on pubspa dotcom.. oh> baby just come… on…
    guys, u want it??

  2. mr-plow says:

    we love LC just love whitney a lil more

  3. marshall says:

    Grab what tit? I don’t see it…its a real joke?? Stupid prank right?

  4. newbie says:

    SHe is a cuttie. I saw her personals ad on “WealthyRomance.c o m” last week. is she single now?

  5. elvagreen says:

    NICE! A friend of mine recommended me a HOT place *** wealthyromances.com *** It’s a place full of hot stuff and also a place where the rich & celebrity have romance!

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