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2008

04

Jul

Tara Reid in Some Drunk Pictures of the Day

It’s the 4th of July and you’re probably sitting somewhere getting drunk in a backyard or on a boat or in a park like it’s a fuckin’ celebration that you can use to reconnect with family and friends all while convincing celebrating your dying economy, recession, unnecessary war that make gas pricesinsane, obesity pandemic and poverty, crime rate and shitty medical system and all the other great things about your beautiful country like your freedom that you are told that you have but probably don’t actually have considering nothing in the USA is free, but what do I know, I’m just a Mexican.

The good news is that everyday is the 4th of July for Tara Reid, she’s just always fucking celebrating, and her haggard face may be getting the best of her, but it’s a small price to pay to always have a good fuckin’ time. She’s moved on to hanging out with hotter girls than her, who don’t wear bras, but when you’ve got fake tits you don’t have to wear a bra, it’s like all part of the incentive of investing in fake tits, you never have to waste money on bras again at least that what they say on the fake titty infomercial in my head.

Posted in:Drunk|Tara Reid|Tits

5 Responses

  1. Lindsay says:

    She looks beautiful. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site “”"”"”"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”"”"”" yesterday.
    It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

  2. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD says:

    Ha ha I would like to be screwing her while she is drunk ha ha.

  3. stupidcupidshit says:

    “She looks beautiful. His photos were seen..” <— agh, now assholes work overseas too?

  4. damn, I think Tara Reid is just gorgeous, but, I want to know who that Amazon Princess is walking beside her?
    Anybody?

  5. Sprmcandy says:

    Poor girl, she needs some help maybe. Right over to me so I can cum in her wonderful eyes.

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