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2009

06

Mar

Fergie’s got a Pot Belly for Mac of the Day

Typical, Fergie quits meth and doesn’t get fat, you know she gets her shit together, gets fit, gets out of debt, launches a successful career and uses the meth card as a lesson to us all that if you do meth, you will succeed, but the second bitch gets married she lets it all go and gets fat.

Now I don’t know if she’s pregnant or if this is just an early case of “I can’t believe you are the woman I married”, but since I feel like the meth broke her uterus, I’m going to go with that she’s just gettin’ fat and fat people disgust me. Just about a minute ago I was taking a shit, and sure I hate when people talk about shitting, it’s all way too frat boy for me, but I looked down and saw what I’ve done to myself and was ashamed and disgusted, and I don’t even give a shit about myself, so when I see sluts I would have fucked at one point in time, following in my footsteps, I just can’t help but hate them.

Posted in:Fergie|Pot Belly|Pregnant

6 Responses

  1. Satan666 says:

    God dammit!

    i gotta go to the fuckin clinic today. i just felt the “oh so familiar” burning while peeing…

  2. Satan666 says:

    …oh and i also have to make that awkward phone call to the last chick i banged. fuck i hope i got her number…

  3. nunya says:

    post the results on myspace, that will do the deed

  4. Suck it Hard says:

    320-224-8827

  5. Satan666 says:

    either the loser bitch didnt pay her phone bill and it got turned off or i got her number wrong. either way i got what she has…. skanky bitch

  6. n2tattoos says:

    ^^^^the homeless don’t have phones

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