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2009

26

Mar

Anna Kournikova Beer Pong With Fallon of the Day

I hate Jimmy Fallon’s show, I like QuestLove from the Roots, but I find Jimmy Fallon a total piece of fucking shit. He isn’t funny. His jokes are bullshit and motherfucker’s trying too fucking hard and needs to get himself a real writing staff, because motherfucker just laughs at himself, can’t tell a fucking joke and pisses me off.

So, I can’t stomach his show, and I did watch it the first week, but that was just to hate on him via twitter, hoping to crack his concentration and get him off the air. I failed, but still waiting for him to acknowledge I exist.

That said, he had Anna Kournikova on and she looked amazing in her black dress, she’s a hot Russian I would have loved to mail order, if she didn’t use sports to escape the communist rule.

They played Beer Pong, cuz he’s and idiot and tries to play games with the people he interviews and I guess he’s also trying to connect to the college kids, something I can relate to, because I always want to connect my dick at the very least with college kids, while giving his advertisers constant shout outs because he’s trying to survive, something I can’t relate to.

This is the video, I didn’t watch it, even though she looks amazing, but I did get to the point where she says Bananus and I liked it….

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Beer Pong|Jimmy Fallon

6 Responses

  1. romius t says:

    hey zus,
    man when you gonna post some links to your forums. I hate digging thru that shit to find something worth stealing online. Also I just read the Cuba post so I finally get the tweet that I read a few days ago about Cuban prostitutes.

  2. Satan666 says:

    dig baby dig!

  3. Ferdinand Cabeza says:

    That is the about the most boring thing I’ve ever seen. What’s next, clips from the David Frost show?

  4. The truth says:

    Who wants to hear Anna Kournikova talk? Really?

  5. RUKiddingMe? says:

    I am confused as to how you fancy yourself the authority on anything whatsoever. All I see is a loud mouth negative dick. But hey – isn’t it nice we live in a world where ignorant wankers can make a fast buck from their drivel?

    Just my opinion.

  6. SpermSQuirter says:

    I want to squirt my sperm into her vagina

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