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2009

08

Apr

Anna Faris and Her Tits at Some Premiere of the Day

I saw some cheesy whore on a date with some meathead in Ed Hardy the other day. She’s the kind of girl you can tell goes on dates with many random men, many times a week, because I’ve seen her game before and I’ve seen her hustle, and I recognized the desperate weak conversation they were having about how often the dude goes to the gym, and how she kept telling him how amazing his muscles were, because I guess she doesn’t know better, and thinks that meathead guys are good husband material, or at least good fucks, or who fucking knows, what I do know is that she looked like a cheap whore, the kind of girl you want to wear a condom with, you know a pornstar without a porn contract, and her t-shirt was shredded apart like Anna Faris’ dress and this story really fucking sucks and I don’t know why I just told you it, because if someone told me this story, I’d laugh in their face and call them fuckin idiots for wasting my fucking time, so feel free to do that in the comments.

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7 Responses

  1. lisabeller says:

    There is a HOT place $$$ Affluentmeet *C o m $$$$$ It’s where you have chance to meet rich single men and rich single woman!

  2. n2tattoos says:

    i’d still do her, but not cuz her movies are good. just cuz she has a vagina.

  3. jmix says:

    She’s wearing that piece of shit dress that Elaine tried to return in a Seinfeld episode

  4. Ben Linus says:

    She plays the same role in every movie.DUMB BLONDE!

  5. nunya says:

    why does she have to make that fucking frown/smile face?
    She looks like a constipated rat.

    PS. her movies suck.

  6. titsnass says:

    I thought she was sexier when her hair was dark.

  7. Napoleon says:

    thanks for wasting my time you fat fucking retard. now be usefull and tell me where i can find the video of the girl jerking off the guy in the chicken suit uncensored.

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