I didn’t want to bother writing about Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery because I knew it was her final publicity stunt before pretty much fading away into obscurity thanks to The Hills being replaced by Jersey Shore. I wanted to ignore her cuz I’ve given her too much attention…
See a few weeks ago, I noticed that Heidi and Spencer added me to twitter, despite me not bothering following them, so I wanted to check in and see what the fuck the deal was, and it turned out they were following 1000s of people in a desperate attempt to get more people behind them, but no one even care, so I smiled knowing they were done and went with my useless day….
Then this story of 10 surgeries, one asshole husband I fucking hate, a failed self-produced pop album she spent all her money on in some ill-advised strategy, some labia reduction surgery, a few new DDD bras and an insecure, useless bitch and I figured bitch has a little more fight in her….and sure she looks a little better…giving horse-headed whores everywhere hope, but I know this is just the beginning of her becoming one of those vile plastic surgery freaks I see in porn, at strip clubs or in pictures in rich Jewish households, and the whole thing is fucking funny to me….but not as funny as watching her new face struggle to talk in this video People Magazine produced….if you haven’t already seen it…
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Yep Monthag is a full blown whore at 23…Mom must be proud!!
She now looks exactly like Sarah from Team America
Bitch already looked like a blow up doll before the surgeries…now she’s just starting to look like Joan Rivers
I liked the original model much better. I’d be afraid to nail her now because she might break.
gross
They have all of the head lines wrong “Her claim to be addicted to plastic surgery” should be she is addicted to fame and money and married to a dick. Talentless hack married to an even less talented person trying to hang onto 15 more minutes Oh yeah, now she’ll sell the story “about almost dieing in surgery”, make an appearance on Oprah the dangers of plastic surgery, she’ll milk this for weeks.
ehm I guess I am the only one in the whole world who thinks she looks smoking hot now, and was just average girl next door before. Now only buy some personality somewhere Heidi, and you’ll be my goddess
Porn is always looking for new talent. I give her 2 years tops, before we have another Shauna Sand on our hands.
Is it just me, but I think it’s an upgrade. She’s even hotter now.
yes. it is just you. she is a plastic freak now…AND the other thing about plastic women. They age worse into their plastic bodies (worse than if they kept the original version.)
Upgrade. She’s hot as HELL now. Before, I would turn the TV off as soon as I saw her. Now…if I saw those boobs enter the room (’cause they’d pass through the door 2 seconds before the rest of her), I’d pay attention. I hate to say it…but it’s true.
1000% upgrade. Before, speidi looked like retards. Now only spencer looks like a sheep, with an extremely hot chick by his side. Who calls his kid spencer anyway, doesnt that mean sweater in the UK?
Upgrade? I like boobs like any guy, but these look like balloons. She looks like a corpse with two skippy balls stuck to her chest. And look at her face: she has trouble talking because everything is pulled so tight. I like chesty women but want them to be real. This gal is 23. In a couple of years she’ll need to do all the procedures again and by then she’ll be outta money. Atleast, I can’t think of anyone willing to pay to see this. I don’t get why people mutilate themselves like this. Time to get a life, Heidi.