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Renee Zellweger is Not Human of the Day

It is always a mystery to me when I see ugly women trying to be sexy. It just doesn’t make sense to me. It’s like do they not own fucking mirrors in their house, or are they just that delusional that they think it’s okay to not leave their house wearing a fucking mask….but instead wear some sheer bullshit like she’s got a pussy we would want to fuck…but not as big of a mystery as the fact this monster gets fucking jobs in the entertainment industry, and I’m not talking jobs playing they weird inbred neighbor, or the alien coming to eat our babies, but as a leading lady and there’s really something wrong with that…

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Posted in:Not Human|Renee Zellweger

  • HornyLohanWanker

    I would fuck this bitch until we both died of dehydration.


  • Drunken Pig

    Im half in the bag and this bitch still look’s hideous!!

  • Taz

    I’d bang her! Did you see her in Empire Records? Very nice!

  • Volfie

    Yeah, and Empire Records was, what, sixteen years ago?

  • http://initforthekills.typepad.com Wednesday

    She’s hotter on video than in a snapshot; she has a certain charisma in some of her movies that makes her hot.

  • Matt

    Dude, you’re a vicious cunt. Stop criticizing other people’s appearance and start focusing on your own ugliness.

  • gen

    I love how the blogger always talks like any woman would WANT him to fuck her.

    Yea, if she actually is with Bradley Cooper, then why should she give a shit what this loser thinks…

  • Urbanspaceman

    Does she have that ugly pout tatooed on?

  • Fati

    You are so fucking mean! Perhaps you just need to be laid… Rene is not very pretty, but she is not ugly by any means. If you want ugly, look in the mirror, you diseased cunt.

  • name withheld

    perhaps….blogger prefers the ‘sausage’ to the ‘fish’, hence his hatred of squinty face…blogger is gay.nothing wrong with that.most gay men want to be women.

  • kat

    i think rene is beautiful

  • Drunken Pig

    ^^So are you when your on your knee’s looking-up at me!!

  • Mick

    Who cares about her? I wanna fuck Bradley Cooper.

  • Bob Smith

    “You are so fucking mean!”

    Boo hoo hoo!

    “Perhaps you just need to be laid”

    Well, you can never get laid enough.

    “Rene is not very pretty”

    We’re all in agreement then.